Did I just delete Todoroki for this? Yes, I did! Why? Well, because in my mind I was like: who's more important? Hitoshi or Todoroki..?... Definitely Hitoshi! And now here we are. So, enjoy!
Me:
Toshi, are you awake?
Kit-kat:
When am I not
Me:
Do you take drugs?
Kit-kat:
All the effin time
Me:
Really? What kind?
Kit-kat:
Weed for anxiety
Cock just for fun
Me:
I meant to help you with sleeping
Kit-kat:
...
Kit-kat:
I knew that
Me:
Uh-huh! Sure... 😂
Kit-kat:
I've used melatonin
Kit-kat:
But that doesn't work with me
Me:
I was thinking of using chloroform
Me:
One whiff of that can knock you to next week!
Kit-kat:
Yeah, but that destroys your liver, kidneys and your brain cells
Me:
Welp, I was going to die sooner or later
Kit-kat:
Damn, that's depressing...
Me:
What's there to live for?
Kit-kat:
Um... Just to name a few
Kit-kat:
Your BROTHER
Me:
Would he care that I'm gone?
Kit-kat:
Kaminari?
Me:
He wouldn't even notice
Kit-kat:
*Kit-kat sent a voice recording*
I clicked on the voice recording only to be shocked. The voice was Kaminari talking. And I heard Ashido, along with Sero and the rest of the Bakusquad.
🛸"Kaminari, real talk!"
🛸"What would you do if, Y/n rejected you?"
I hear Denki chuckle nervously.
⚡"In all honesty... I don't know... I would've probably kept trying,"
Everybody awed. I could just imagine Kaminaris face being all red.
💥"And you're being honest?"
⚡"Of course I am! She's literally the only girl I love more than my sister and mother!"
🦈"You're a mommies boy?"
⚡"Yep!"
The whole group groaned while I giggled.
💥"No wonder she find you adorable?"
🛸"Oooh, spill the tea!"
💥"She loves guys to 'love' their mother alot,"
🕷️"So, why not go with Midoriya?"
🦈"Guess she saw something special in Kaminari..."
🛸"Awe, that's adorable! You're like Romeo and Juliet!"
🐈"You do know they die at the end, right?"
🛸"They do?!"
💥"You really need to finish that book..."
🛸"All, jokes aside. Bakugo, spill the tea! What would you do if your sister died?"
💥"I'd blow the murderer to hell and back!"
🛸”What if she killed herself?"
🦈"Are you trynna say something?"
🛸"Huh? No! It's just a question,"
💥"I'd follow her to hell! We're a package deal. If she leaves without me, I'm going to find her!"
🐈"Awe, you do care..!"
💥"Sh-shut up!"
The recording ended there. And I didn't know I should feel.
Me:
I-
Me:
Lmao 🤣
Kit-kat:
???
Me:
We went from being insomniacs. To you being my therapist
Kit-kat:
Lol
Kit-kat:
We all get the thoughts though
Me:
Look who's being all depressent
Kit-kat:
"Depressent"?
Me:
It's 4qm and I just came from a BTS MV of greatness so shut up!
Kit-kat:
*It's 4AM and I just came from a BTS MV of greatness.(period) So,(colma) shut up!*
Me:
Fuck off! I'm tired
Kit-kat:
So, am I! But that doesn't excuse your grammar!
Me:
When did you become my teacher?
Kit-kat:
When you forgot how to spell!
Kit-kat:
Now go to sleep! It's 4am and you need sleep!
Me:
Fine, MOM! 🙄
Me:
Night/morning, Kitty
Kit-kat:
Night, my little insomniac...
Me:
For the record: I do not belong to you
Kit-kat:
NIGHT! 😤
Me:
Hahaha TeaTeaTea
Me:
Night, ShinShin ☺️
FYI, it's actually 4 in the morning! So, GN y'all!
Oh, and real talk! Why do you guys love this book so much? It's literal shit! I need answers stat!
Kolwalskie, analysis!