𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 😤💍
Don't you bloody dare go
drinking after work again
Bloody git
The events of last night
should not be seen by any
one else than me
you didn't even tell me
what happened??
i was about to until you
got a call from whoever
So hermione texted me
talking about how drunk
you were and to come
pick you up
well, i couldn't have
been that drunk-
DICKHEADED ARSEHOLE
I CARRIED YOU AND THEN
YOU PUSHED ME AWAY AND
SAID YOU HAD A HUSBAND
YET YOU TRIED FLIRTING
WITH ME
what the fuck did i
actually do that
i quote
"fuck ooooooff i have a
fuckin' hottie for a husband
and im loyal.... but for some
reason your face makes me
want to wank off."
(may or may not have
accidentally dropped you,
but thats another story)
wait is that why theres a
bump on the back of my
head
but i mean, i was loyal 😌👌
You-
That was terrible flirting
But better than when you're
sober
when we get home, i
swear you're going to
regret making that
statement 🙃
Oh, feisty aren't you?
scared, potter?
You wish