Some Siriusly Obvious (or not...

By arnoldthe-pygmypuff

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Where I write some thoughts, theories, headcanons, and oneshots all about the Wizarding World. Started 8/13/2... More

Harry Potter and the Room of Requirement
Hinny, Jealousy, and Love Potions
Remus Lupin, Roman Mythology, Latin and Some Constellations
Headcanon: Jinxes and Teachers
Headcanon: Dementors, House-elves, and Goblins
Cats, Rats, and Traitors
The Secret Divination Prodigy
Headcanon: Werewolf Prejudice
Headcanon: Portraits and Oddballs
Portraits and Oddballs: Part 2
Portraits and Oddballs: Part 3
Headcanon: Pranks, Trust, and Spies
Late Night Thought: Last Words and Snarky Comebacks
Jily Oneshot: When Hell Freezes Over
Ron Weasley and the Mirror of Erised
Charlie Weasley's New Job
The Brotherhood of the Marauders
The New Ickle Diddykins
Hedwig in the Afterlife
Wolfstar Cheesiness
Badass Hufflepuffs
Casual Love Affairs
Muggleborn Savages
A Very Pissed Off Neville Longbottom
A Bias Headmaster (That we all love)
The Life Of James Sirius Potter
The Boy Who Went Insane
Idek what to call this
Love Songs and Annoyed Redheads
That Potter Nerd
The Effects of a Supposed Potion Mishap
A Punny Comeback
The Beginning of the Deer Puns
The Beginning of The Final Countdown
A Relationship Formed From a Bunch of Petunias
Nah, She Didn't
The Study Habits of Evans and Potter
Feminist Marauders
Quidditch Boss
Quidditch in Heaven
Harry the Idiotic Stag
R.I.P James's Salad
Marauders and their Music
Dramatic Introductions
The Makeup Wars
The OG Golden Trio
Hair Styling Boss
Gimme a James Potter
The Most Badass Witches
The Cheating Slimy Git
The Undefined Hagrid
A Thing for Redheads
The (Not So) Unexpected Couple
Potters as Parents
Copyright
An Overgrown Toddler: Hair Edition
Drunk Jily
Drunk Marauders
Hairy Bitches
Hogwarts Bookbags
Subtle Body Language of the Marauders
Subtle Body Language of the Marauders: Pt. 2
Wizards in a Pandemic
The Amazing Arthur Weasley
A New Disney Princess

The Ministry are Morons

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So it's almost 3:00 AM where I live and I just had the craziest thought: in GoF, when the Weasleys arrive at the Dursleys via Floo Powder to pick up Harry, the twins drop a handful of Ton-Tongue Toffees on purpose hoping that Dudley will eat one. For those who haven't read the books in a while, Ton-Tongue Toffees make your tongue multiply in length,

Dudley, who was on a diet at the time, was naturally drawn to the sweet and picked one up to eat later when his parents weren't watching. Right before Harry left, Dudley did eat the toffee proving the twins' invention successful. Of course, this caused his tongue to start rapidly growing and alarm and, in Harry's case, entertain those around him.  

Mr. Weasley knew what caused this reaction and he knew how to fix it. The Dursleys were unwilling to let Mr. Weasley perform magic on their son's tongue until the length finally reached a whopping four feet. This means that Mr. Weasley performed magic (a shrinking charm) in a muggle household where an underage wizard lives. As we know, underage wizards receive a warning for the first time they illegally perform underage magic and face expulsion the second time. Harry had received his first official warning two years prior because of Dobby the House Elf performing a Hover Charm at the Dursleys. Harry took the blame for the magic because he was the only known magical creature at Number 4, Privet Drive meaning that the Ministry thought he was the only one who could perform magic at the time. 

This makes me wonder, why didn't Harry receive any warning or letter from the Ministry after Mr. Weasley performed magic? Did it have anything to do with the fact that the Dursleys's fireplaces had been connected to the Floo Network? Did Mr. Weasley sort everything out at the Ministry? Are the Ministry of Magic just complete morons? Let me know in the comments- I need answers!

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