Kuroo: if you guys find my body tell the cops it was gg
Bokuto: bro what you do?
Daichi: whatever it was I bet he deserved it
Oikawa: hope she dumps you in a ditch 👋👋
Sakusa: good riddance
Kuroo: 👁 👁
it was nice knowing you all
TRAITORS!
Genoveva: shittykawa bring me some bleach
Oikawa: Geno-chan what are you talking about?
And I'll be there soon🏃♂️🏃♂️😚😘
Daichi: oi don't bring her the bleach! You don't know what she'll do with that
Sakusa: bring it to her I wanna know what she'll do
Bokuto: ne gg? What you need the bleach for
Sakusa: don't question it
Hurry up oikawa
Genoveva: great sakusa you're here tell me
Is bleach better at removing blood??
Akaashi: Genoveva san maybe you should forgive Kuroo for whatever he did
Even if he really deserves it
What did he do?
Bokuto: hey gg Kenma will be sad of you kill him
Probably
Oikawa: Geno-chan do you want regular or heavy duty?
Kuroo: bro wtf
Daichi: akaashi san is right whatever he did can't be that bad
Bokuto: yeah man you didn't freak out that much when he started dating Riri chan
Akaashi: she's a girl Bokuto san
Genoveva: that's because Risa didn't let me near him
No he will pay one way or another
And I refuse anything but death
Kuroo: fuck I said I was sorry
I didn't mean to read your diary
Or tell Risa what you wrote about Kita san
Genoveva: Oikawa
Bring me the heavy duty one
AND A CHAINSAW
KUROO YOU F***** BASTARD!!
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY!! you read the diary??
Oikawa: wait a minute what about Kita? WHAT DID IT SAY?!
Genoveva: YOU'RE CROSSING THE LINE WOMAN!
MY PATIENCE IF VERY THIN RIGHT NOW
I SWEAR KUROO
Kita: what about me?
Oh?
Kuroo reading her diary was very insensitive
Ushijima: he's right from what I know many girls write precious secrets in them
Bokuto: Ushijima! Lets meet soon a play my man!!!
Ushijima: i won't be in tokyo until after graduation and how will we play? Plud we cannot go 1v1
Daichi: wait how do you know that they have precious secrets in them?
Diaries I mean
Oikawa: and how do you know that at all?
Do girls even talk to you?🤔
Ushijima: wym?
Goshiki has one
He pretty much acts like a girl around me
Tendou told me about it he seems to be very wise in this area
Daichi: Tendou? I'm not so sure Ushijima san
Kita: Amagai-san I don't think killing Kuroo for whatever it is that's troubling you is worth it
Kuroo: hello everyone it's Risa
Geno stay away from my boyfriend
Or I'll tell everyone what you wrote
Genoveva: but risa🥺
Kuroo: when you start dating you'll understand why I protect the damn idiot so much
Byee~!
Genoveva: Risa!!!!!
That's bastard has brainwashed my bestfriend
Oikawa: I'm really curious to what you wrote
But I wish you'd write about me
Kuroo: oh you're in there😉
Bokuto: KUROO MY MAN YOU'RE BACK
Akaashi: calm down Bokuto san
Oikawa: really!!! What's it say?! Oh Geno chan😍😍
Kuroo: can I say it Geno?
Genoveva: I'm still mad at you but sure go ahead or he'll never leave when he gets here with ma bleach😒
Kuroo: it says
Iwaizumi
Is
The better looking one
Bokuto: oh hoho🤣🤣
Akaashi: not surprised
Daichi: not surprised in the slightest lol
Kita: who's iwaizumi?
Sakusa: he's not saying anything maybe you finally killed him Germ san
Genoveva: ??
Did you just you call me germ
AGAIN?!
Oikawa: Kuroo just privately texted me what the diary said
Geno chan I'm so disappointed in your taste in men😢
I NEED SOME TIME ALONE😭😭
Bokuto: will he be okay?
Akaashi: Geno san you should apologize
Ushijima: I think Oikawa is a good looking man but Iwaizumi is just as well and more built
Kuroo: my gaydar is going off
Mr. ShOuLdve CoME tO ShiRaToRiZaWa care to explain?
Sakusa: I knew it
Ushijima: I don't understand?
Genoveva: psh whatever Ushijima is on my side! Plus Oikawa it's not like I want to date him
Oikawa is just overreacting 😒
Hold on I'll be back my mama is calling me
Kuroo: okay I'm in tokyo with Risa I should be fine but I just wanna say this
Genoveva Amagai
I will officially file a restraining order tomorrow
Daichi: Kuroo san I don't think this a wise idea
Sakusa: he has a death wish
Akaashi: oya?
Bokuto: Oya oya?
Ushijima: a restraining order??
Kita: you wouldn't if you knew what's best for you
Kuroo: but it involves you my man!! Okay here it goes
Oikawa: I'm back what'd I miss?
Kuroo: Geno chan kissed Kita and dreams about it! She thinks he's dreamy~!
Oikawa: 😱
Akaashi: oya?
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY KITA MY MAN WAY TO GO!!
Ushijima: congratulations
Daichi: well um
She's gonna kill you
Sakusa: eww she gave you her germs
Kita: I will not say anything until I speak with her in private
Oikawa: STAY AWAY FROM HER SHE'S EVERYONE'S GENO-CHAN!! HOGGER!!
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Genoveva: I'm back!
WTF
. . .
Bokuto: gg?
You okay man
Akaashi: she's a girl-
Whatever
Idc anymore
I'm going to bed
Daichi: Amagai?
Ushijima: she just texted me if I could drive her to tokyo
I can't do it I have to meet tendou in 30
Daichi: I'm not gonna get involved all men for themselves
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"You just had to expose her like that."
"Risa pressured me. You know how she wants her to get laid already" Kuroo says as he was being iced by an indifferent Yaku in their club room. Everyone could only laugh and tease the guy the whole time.
"Stupid." Kenma snickered when Yaku smacked his back where Geno assaulted him, he was talking back when Yaku was only trying to help.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Just be glad you're alive, when she swung that pole from the volleyball court at you, we were sure you'd die"
Kuroo will never let his girlfriend talk him into anything involving Geno ever again.
That girl could hold a grudge.
And apparently Oikawa was too considering since he was the one who drove her to tokyo and handed her the pole.
"Never again." He shuddered.