OUCH!
Not again!
My nose..
There I was minding my own business smelling the front door, and someone just had to open it. Just how selfish are these humans? I am a dog, I have dog problems! I’m always getting told off for: putting my nose in places it doesn’t belong, howling at the moon, stealing food off of a spoon, watching people eat, and trying to eat the cat! It’s not my fault he smells irresistibly tasty!
I hear something, what am I hearing?
“Belle!”
AHH! THAT’S ME! I’m running as fast as my fluffy legs can carry me, and my tail is swinging out of controle like a medieval flail. I can't contain my excitement any longer, oh no! I need to pee! Gah! But
I see my human holding my lead. I can’t believe it’s time for walkies’ I can just hold it in. I’m so excited I get to smell the trees, smell the grass and lick stuff, hallelujah! I’m walking down the street everyone knows me! I’m bad to the bone I’m a big Doberman! Those poodles see me, they hide away. I be waltzing, looking fine! Finally I can see the park, my human releases my lead. I am finally freed of my chains, and my nose shall conquer all in sight! Who is that I see? My, my isn’t Rex the bulldog looking wonderful, apparently his humans put him on a grain free raw food diet and I must concur: he is looking great! However, he does smell different, I can’t decide if it’s better or worse smell...
WHAT IS THIS I SEE? A MORTAL SWORN FOE! ITS A SEAGULL! I must plan my assault attack, will I take him on via the rear or will I strike head on? Well there isn't any other way so now I must:
CHAAAAARGE! I run, I hop, and I strike!
Unfortunately yet again I wasn't fast enough I've failed my mission. Now to add further humiliation I hear my master. Shouting at the top of their lungs:
"BELLE GET BACK HERE!"
Alas I am left with no choice but to run back. Oh cheese! They are super mad this time, I must use my cute doberman charm puppy dog eyes. Hmm, it seems to be working. They aren't shouting at me so much now. My master is speaking:
"Oh, Belle how could I be mad at you? You're so adorable. I'm sorry Belle, here have a biscuit."
VICTORY IS MOST CERTAINLY MY DESTINY, YES! I've done it again, I have charmed my master with my cuteness. As
It's home time now, I get shall take a great big nap when we get home.
Goodnight now...