Living with the homies

By Candy_of_sins

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~๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿงš Crack Fic ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ”†~ Sakata, Naruse and Soraru finally finished college, now that they're legally adults the... More

Homie, the fuck-
Hoes mad
XXX
Neighbors
Hating
Visting
Spiders pt2/Free drugs
Problems
BDSM
Broken
Virgin
Robbing
Sou
Break up
Aftermath pt1
Aftermath pt2
He dead
He knows
No one asked for this
Spies
Girls night out
Mexico Bitches pt1
Mexico bitches pt2
SIX AU
Mexico bitches pt3
Mexico Bitches pt4
Luz's Childhood
Mexico bitches pt4
r/Florida man
Twink boi supremacy
Disappointment
Christmas eve ~> Christams pt 1
Christmas Eve ~> Christmas pt2
Call?
New years ๐Ÿ„ ~> New years
New cover!
Birthday high
Q and A
Uhhhhhh....MAH DICK FELL OFF!
Eggs bacon grits SAUSAGE
Drinking problem
Coom
Bottom
Pride
The End (?)

Spiders pt 1

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By Candy_of_sins

N:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

Sk/Sr:What's wrong?!/what in the motherfuck...

N:THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER IN MY DRESS

Sk:A dress? *gasps* are you finally-

N: n o(ʘ‿ʘ)

Sr:just fucking kill it instead of screaming like a little bitch

N:BUT IT'S SO DISGUSTING ༼ ಥ_ಥ ༽

Sr:*sighs* *hands bat to Sakata* alright big boy
k i l l  i t...

Sk:why do I-

Sr/N:JUST DO IT!!

Sr:and actually hit it

Sk:*hits spider* I think it's de-

Spider:*hatched babies*

All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

N:EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW。゜(`Д')゜。

Sr:WHAT THE FUCK

Sk:*cries*

All:*runs outside the house to neighbors*

N:*knocks on door* MAFU I KNOW  YOUR BITCH ASS IS THERE

???:*opens door*

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Find out in the next episode of dragon ball Z

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