David: And here we have our time-honored camp mascot, Larry the hamster.
David: Say hi, Larry!
>Hi, there, campers! I hope you're ready to have fun today!<
>Don't forget to respect David and everything he does for you!<
David: Oh! He talked! Did you hear that?!
Yn: That's convincing.
Nikki: Are you a gypsy?!
David: Uhhhh...
Max: *A-hem*
*Noises of a masterfully-built Rube Goldberg machine*
A rock that said "Fuck the police" yeeted the hamster into spooky island.
Max: Aw, man... That was supposed to kill you.
Yn: Don't worry you'll have plenty of chances.
Timeskip
David: Alrighty, kids! Today, we'll be on the hunt for a brand-new mascot!
Max: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why you gotta put that shit on us? We don't work here.
David: Well, Max, we were GOING to make hand-made ice cream, But someone killed our mascot and now we need a new one becAUSE EVERY GOOD CAMP HAS A MASCOT, MAX!
Yn: He does have a point.
David: ...Also, Gwen's feeling...
Under the weather, and this is one of the few activities I can do without her!
Space kid: Under the weather?
Nikki: Lady-sickness. My mom used to get that all the time.
Space cure: ...How do you cure it?
Nikki: EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH.....
WOO! Mascot hunt! I'm going for one with a lot of teeth!
Ered: It should be cool.
Nerris: Yeah! Like a unicorn!
Dolph: It should be fierce! Und pure!
Max: I need a break from David, just one day. Just one. Hey, David!
David: Yes, Max?
Max: Why don't you have the quartermaster take half of us?
Quartermaster: Huh?
Max: I'll bet he would have a unique outlook on the forest!
David: Why, Max, what a wonderful idea! He's such a beloved member of our family.
Yn: Pretty sure he has a corpse in that bag.
David: I would love for you all to get to know him better!
Max: I for one, would LOVE to learn from my elders.
Nancy: You SERIOUSLY want to go in the woods with the bad guy from every horror movie EVER?!
Yn: He has bloodstains on his clothes.
Nikki: Yeah, he's gonna turn you into a skin suit.
Max: Calm down, it'll be fine. Besides, anything's better that hanging with DAVID.
*Sniff*
David: Sorry everyone, just... really overwhelmed by all this friendship right now. Alright, who else would like to embark on a friendship walk?
Yn: I want to live a little longer so imma head with David.
Max: Pussy
Yn: Bite me.
David: Who knows, maybe some of our esteemed quartermaster's wisdom will rub off on you!
Quartermaster: Eeeup. Rub off un ya.
David: Alright Max! Looks like you're gonna be our trail-blazer! I'm just so proud!
*Angry kid noises*
David: Everyone else is team David!
David: That means you too, Magic Kid... Magic Kid.
Harrison: Illusionist!
Nerris: Sorceress!
David: Everyone keep your eyes peeled! You'll never know what you'll find!
Space Kid: I FOUND A BUG!
David: That's... great!
David: Why don't you hold onto him?
Space Kid: I'll put him in my helmet for safekeeping!
Space Kid: >Whoa! Oh god, he's in my eyes!<
Nikki: How many talons would you say we're looking for here?
Yn: I'd say about four or five.
David: Heheh, um...
Nikki: You know what? I'm just gonna go do my thing. We'll talk after.
David: What's wrong, Nancy?
Nancy: What's WRONG?! I wanted to spend my summer in an air-conditioned laboratory! Not walking around a future Wal-Mart parking lot!
Yn: Nah I see this place as a amazon warehouse.
David: Aw, come on, Nancy! Nature can be your friend if you just give it a chance!
Nancy: ...There's a raccoon trying to scavenge Nerris.
Nerris: It's resistant to charms!
David: Nerris! Play dead!
Nerris: >I'm out of mana!<
*Psst*
Nikki: Look! *points to paw prints
Yn: Those look like bear prints.
Nikki: I smell a mascot! Come on, let's go!
Nancy: This isn't what the buddy system is for!
Yn: Are we not going to mention that we're following bear prints? No? Ok then.
*Owls hooting*
Max: Look, man, we can just go back to the camp and relax. Gwen can be the mascot.
Max: *Thud* Oof!
Quartermaster: You kids think you're so SMART!
Max: What? Uh, how does that relate to...
Quartermaster: You need to see BEYOND the camp. Into the true beauty of nature!
Max: Uh... this looks like the place where teenagers go to get stabbed.
Quartermaster: ...Probably.
Nikki: Ha-ho! Jackpot!
Inside the cave are the remains of a bear.
Nikki: NOOOHOOO!
Yn: It was a good try at least.
Nikki hugs Yn for comfort and Nancy gets jealous.
Nikki: I would've fed them porridge.
And it would've been just right!
Nancy: Oh well, I guess we should turn around and go back to live a normal life.
*QUACK!*
Platypus: *Hissssss!*
Nikki: Pssh, what's that? Doesn't look very cool.
Nancy: That's a platypus. It's actually quite dangerous. I think it has a little poison spur on it's hind-
Nikki: POISONOUS?!?! Awesome! You're coming with mama!
Yn: Total disregard for her own safety.
Platypus: *Hissss!*
Nikki: Whoa! Too feisty!
Nancy: Run! Don't let it kick you!
*Nancy screaming,Nikki laughing and Yn running *
*Angry platypus noises*
Max: Hey, so how'd you lose that hand anyway?
Quartermaster: *Grumblerumblerumble* an' the JEWS. *Grumblerumblerumble*
Max: ...I feel like you should be more specific.
Quartermaster: We're here.
Max: *Sigh* Well, I guess Nikki was right. Enjoy wearing my skin!
The quartermaster cuts down a bush to reveal a beautiful land of Mother Nature her self.
Max: It's... beautiful...
Squirrel King: >Welcome to the forest.< >I am the king of the forest and I thank you for coming.< Now I wish you will be our ambassador to the huma .... gurk<
Quartermaster: Mascot.
Max: DUDE! YOU FUCKING KILLED IT!
Quartermaster: ...Oh. I AM YOUR KING NOW! THE THRONE IS MINE! *Starts fighting the squirrels*
David: Alright, everyone! Let's take a look at our candidates! We've got... a caterpillar... Which will blossom into a beautiful butterfly! Just like all you campers! Next, a... tin.. can...?
Nerris: It's a wizard's amulet.
David: ...Which can be recycled, and become anything it puts it's mind to!
Nerris: It gives me +1 Dexterity!
Harrison: >I have something!< Look, and be amazed! *Pulls our a rabbit out of its hat*
David: Harrison, that's incredible!
Harrison: ...Is it? Or is it.... Magic? Ta-da! *makes the bunny disappears
David: Wh-where'd it go?! Bring it back!
Harrison: Oh... I don't know how.
This is kinda why I'm here.
*Screaming and laughing*
Nancy: Run! Run! Run!
Platypus: *Rawrawrawrawr*
David: AH! Kids, get to the pier! Wait where's Yn?!
Nancy: I don't know he trailed of somewhere! Where do we go now?!
David: I don't know! This was a really bad idea in hindsight!
Platypus: *Growling*
Nikki: I WANT A VIKING'S FUNERAL! LIGHT ME UP!
Platypus: *Hisssss*
Gwen: What the hell is going on?!
Yn and Gwen appears.
David: We're.... Finding a mascot?
Gwen: ...Why do you always have to make things weird and complicated?
Yn: In hind sight this is pretty fun... apart from getting eaten by a platypus.
David: Well, I mean, I think this is all pretty normal...
*Horns blowing and fanfare*
The Quartermaster arrives on a throne being carried by squirrels.
Gwen: ...I need more Midol.
Yn: You and me both.
David: Alright. Well, seeing as I just accidentally stepped on the caterpillar,
And a tin can would be ridiculous, I guess the platypus is our new mascot!
Platypus: *Disgruntled quack*
Yn: So, what'd you do?
Max: I dunno, man, I think he tried to teach me a lesson?
Nancy: ...What, like about nature?
Max: I guess?
Yn: Maybe it's that we should appreciate nature and treat it with proper care?
Dolph: >Look! Ind zhe vater!< *Larry the hamster swims up shore.*
David: Well how about that? Larry's back! Alright, original mascot!
Platypus: *QUACK!* *eats Larry*
*Intense Squealing*
David: *Sigh* Fine, whatever, it's the platypus.
Nikki: Does this mean we'll be the Camp Cambell Platties?!
David: No, I don't think so.
Nancy: ...What about the pussies?
David: DEFINITELY not.
Nerris: Yeah, I like that!
Ered: Pussies for life.
Campers: >YEAH!<
Yn: *chuckles* That's a cool name.
Ered: *blushes* Thanks dude.
David: You guys, no!
Campers: >Pussies! Pussies! Pussies!<
Dolph: I'll maken zhe flag!
Max: ...So what's with the quartermaster and Jews?
Platypus: *Quack.*
Back with Yn
Ered: Sup.
Yn: Yo. Ered right?
Ered: Yep you one of the new campers right?
Yn: Yea arrived yesterday. You were the one who crashed through that half pipe right?
Ered: Yea it's part of being extreme.
Yn: Maybe I'll give it a shot sometime.
Ered: You should. Hey you wanna head to the mess hall?
Yn: Yea Im down.
Ered: Cool.
As they both walked off together the girls behind them were jealous and Gwen has wondering why she was jealous.
(Yooooo might upload again later in the night)