group chat
contains: bucket and unknown
bucket
we are gathered here today
y/n
for this holy matrimony
wait- who's getting married
i know i'm not getting married
bucket are you getting married?
is "unknown" your partner?
congrats you two!
bucket
no
i'm not getting married
i was going to say "we are gathered here today for the start of an amazing and terrifying relationship" then you fucked it up
unknown
buck you know steve doesn't like that word
bucket
i know and i don't give a fuck
unknown
anyways who is this
bucket
the person that gave me that pie
unknown
the pie that you cried while eating?
bucket
... yes
y/n
aw i'm so glad you enjoyed shuri's cuisine i'll be sure to let her know
bucket
anyways this is Nat, the scary person i was telling you about
Nat
i'm not scary
bucket
sorry
*the super kind person i was telling you about
y/n
THIS IS THE LADY WITH THE KNIFE?!!
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <333333
Nat
where can i adopt them?
y/n
DO IT
PLEASE
bucket
bruh we don't even know you're NAME
how is she going to adopt you?
y/n
i can straight up reveal my identity right now
Nat
if you do i will literally see if i can get joint custody with your parents
y/n
bet
my name is....
y/n l/n
*dun dun dunnnn*
bucket
why did that sound so ominous?
y/n
because i wanted it to
мама
okay so when we accidentally reveal our identities-and when i say we i mean buck-i will see if i can get joint custody
until then you're still my child but not officially :))
y/n
YAYA
and why can't i know your identities
мама
it's classified
y/n
oh okay
i have to go my "mom" is calling me for dinner
idk why she makes me call her that ?
she's not even my mom and her name is Linda like wtf
мама
i didn't think it was possible but i love you even more
y/n
love you too mom :)) <3
*y/n changed "group chat" to "mom and bucket :))" *