Normal font = reader
Italic font = driver
Max Verstappen
"Take the left."
"Okay. Taking a left-"
"Schat! The indicators first!"
"Oh my god Max! You don't need to shout! Just fucking relax!"
"But you forgot the indicators!"
"Maybe I should have gotten Daniel to help me drive since he's clearly the superior driver."
"Alright, move aside. I'm taking the wheel."
Charles Leclerc
"You're going so slow."
"Faster than your Ferrari this season."
"That's just rude."
*some dickhead honks*
"Who the fuck just-"
"Can you stop? I need help here. Fight people later, help me now."
Lance Stroll
"Okay so basically, red means stop."
"Lance-"
"Yellow means get ready or slow down."
"Lance-"
"And green means-"
"Just going on a hunch here, does it mean go?"
"Yes! Look at the student becoming the teacher. Wow."
"If yellow means slow down, why isn't your F1 car yellow?"
"Because I don't drive for Renault."
Alexander Albon
"There's someone behind you."
"I can't see them Alex, I don't have eyes in the back of my head."
"Yeah but you have mirrors to see cars behind."
"So how come Lewis hit you off twice if your car has mirrors?"
"I'm not helping with driving lessons anymore..."
"NO BABE! IM GONNA RUN SOMONE OVER, HELP!"
George Russell
"Okay so we have the clutch pedal, the excelerator and the brakes down there. Got that?"
"Yes."
"Okay good. We have the handbrake and the gearstick here but on my car, the gears are behind the steering but in your peasant car, they are here as discussed."
"Well this peasant car would be able to lap your Williams anytime."
"Watch your mouth, I'm gonna have to shut you up."
"Make me then ;)"
Lando Norris
"So remind me why we're using the gold mclaren and not the yellow golf?"
"Because I can just get a new McLaren if you crash it."
"Babe, you're going to be wasting more money for McLarem than you've ever made them if you let me drive this."
"Maybe the golf isn't such a bad idea then."
Pierre Gasly
"Okay, you're doing okay so far. You haven't messed up yet."
"What the hell do you mean by yet?"
"Well it's your first time driving so you might make a mistake."
"I'm gonna pull a Gasly Winter testing in 2019."
"Yeah, yeah... Wait-"