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Each class of hopes peak academy makes a chatroom. Disaster insures and secrets get reveled. The killing harm... More

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Friday 8:04 pm

7 people are online

Luckyeggman: I demand answers.

30%correct: I second that.

Call_da_police: How much do you want to beat this is Junko's fault?

Luckyeggman: My life savings.

Des-bear: Man, you guys suck!

Pure: It was Junko. Me, Leon and Mukaro can all testify to that.

Des-bear: CHIHIRO!!! Why you ratting me out like that!

Pure: If I didn't, the others would.

Call_the_police: A word of warning. My father will kill you for this.

Des_bear: I've been in worse trouble.

Call_the_police: I reluctantly have to mark that as true.

Ms.littlegothlolita: My room smells terrible thanks to you.

Des_bear: It will clear out.

Ms.littlegothlolita: We have no windows.

Des_bear: Eventually.

30%correct: I still need the explanation of what happened.

11037: Junko set off firecrackers in the hallway of the dorms.

Luckyeggboy: Care to explain to us what went down.

Pure: We really weren't doing anything special. We were just talking, when Junko suddenly whips out 3 firecrackers, lights them and throws them out in the dorm room hall.

11037: Seriously, she was so casual about it!

Soilderboy is online

Soilderboy: Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Des_bear: How are you going to do that? You can't even take care of yourself!

Soilderboy: I'm always taking care of your messes.

30%correct: She's right.

Ms.littlegothlolita: We can all testify to that fact.

Des_bear: Shut up guys!

Des_bear: Also, Hiro, you have no right to say that when the biggest mess in this class is you.

30%correct: No! I'm not! There's definitely a bigger mess than me!

Call_da_police: Like who.

30%correct: TOKO!

God_worshipper is online

God_worshipper: First of all, screw you!

30%correct: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE!!!!

God_worshipper: Second of all, I may have problems, but at least I'm not stupid. Also, all of your problems were your own fault, unlike mine!

11037: Can we get an F in the chat for Hiro.

Des_bear: F

Pure: F

Call_da_police: F

Luckyeggman: F

Ms.littlegothlolita: F

Soilder_boy: F

11037: F

God_worshipper: F? Wait, why are we doing this?

11037: Memes.

God_worshipper: Huh?

30%correct: Nevermind Toko's idiocy! I'm mad at you all!

God_worshipper: Well, too bad!!!

Ms.littlegothlolita: Are we just going to ignore Junko's stunt earlier. My. Room. Still. Smells.

Des_bear: It's not my fault your door just happened to be open when I threw the firecrackers.

Pure: Why do they smell this bad anyway?

Soilder_boy: The firecrackers are mine. It was something Junko snatched from my room earlier. It has a special kind of gas in it and although it's not deadly it's meant to smell like poison to provoke panic on the enemy side while in a battle .

Ms.littlegothlolita: It smells like poison. Got it.

Call_da_police: That's definitely going to concern some people.

Des_bear: Well it doesn't concern me

Luckyeggman: Actually, it does.

Des_bear: Mukaro will take care of it. It's her firecrackers after all.

Soilder_boy: I guess.

Ms.littlegothlolita: Then could you take care of the smell. As soon as possible.

Soilder_boy: I meant I can take care of the issue with the principle, I can't do anything about the smell.

Ms.littlegothlolita:

Ms.littlegothlolita: I must say I'm wary unsatisfied with this conclusion.

11037: Honestly, we all are.

Call_da_police: Why did she even do it.

Des_bear: Got bored.

Call_da_police: Why am I not surprised.

Luckyeggman: I'ts Junko.

Soilder_boy: I should probably go talk to the principle now.

Des_bear: Go take care of my problem for me sis!!!

Soilder_boy is offline

Ms.littlegothlolita: I guess i'll have to camp out in the library until the smell clears out.

God_worshipper: No way! The library is Masters territory!

Pure: But... I go to the library all the time.

God_worshipper: Well... you... you just.. ugh!

Luckyeggman: You got no rebuttal, do you?

God_worshipper: S-shut up!

Ms.littlegothlolita: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the library.

Ms.littlegothlolita is offline

God_worshipper: ...Idiot.

11037: So, what should we do now?

Pure: Find a proper way to punish Junko.

Des_bear: I should have expected that.

Luckyeggman: How about cleaning the dining hall for a month!

Call_da_police: You know she won't do that.

Des_bear: Yeh, she's right, I won't.

Des_bear: Also, why punish me? You know it won't change anything.

30%correct: Sadly, she's probably telling the truth.

Call_da_police: For now we should try to clear out the smell and give Junko the cold shoulder for a while.

Luckyeggman: I second that.

Des_bear: Screw you all.

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