• Art by metamatronic on Tumblr •
• Ok, so I decided to do another one of these since they are quick to make, and are also pretty fun. I also wanted to publish another chapter while I work on the next oneshot •
• Also, you are being shipped with Carla in this one. I might make it a theme to ship you with a different character each blooper chapter, because why not? •
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(Y/N) and Kid entering the kindergarten: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!
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Nugget, shaking the bars to the sewer grate like a savage animal: HELP!! Nugget is traaaaaaapped!
Monty, from a distance: Fucking hell Nugget! Are you trying to break the bars?
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Principal: Oh, that won't be necessary! I'll have my sister watch over him. Oh Margaret!
Margaret: Huh, what?
Principal: Behind you *visibly shudders while looking at the script* ... sweetheart
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Dr. Danner, looking down at (Y/N) and Kid: Ah... two of the new... specimens. Not that we'll be seeing much of each other.
(Y/N): Can you really see anyone while straining to keep your massive forehead from crashing to the ground?
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Cindy: This new school is so much more my style, especially the new selection of boys. What do you think?
(Y/N): Really? I mean... ya got two rich boys, and neither of them want anything to do with you, let alone date you.
A boy with spazzy ginger hair with an OCD problem, who already has a girlfriend.
A literal psychopath with an absent father.
A black market cripple.
And a kid who's crying all the time.
Do they sound like good boyfriends, Cindy?
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Carla: Flowers? Hehe. No. Looking to brown nose Dr. Danner, huh? Come see me at lunch. You're gonna want my help.
(Y/N), trying to mess with Carla: Ooo, see me at lunch... well it seems we got ourselves a date Carla!
Carla, not missing a beat: *winks* It seems we do
(Y/N): (ʘ言ʘ)
Kid, not knowing how to handle being the third wheel: ...
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Monty: Hey.. *ugh* you looking to buy something?
(Y/N): MONTY WE NEED YOUR HELP TO GET INTO YOUR DISABILITY CORNER!!
Kid, ushering (Y/N) away: Don't mind them
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Kid, after finishing talking to Felix in the cafeteria: *Looks over to Carla's table and sees (Y/N)* what in the fresh hell..?
Author, floating in mid air: Refer back to segment 6 buddy
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Carla, with an arms wrapped around (Y/N): Hey new kid. How are you liking the food?
(Y/N), leaning into Carla, casually: Hey Kid
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Carla: Stevie is pretty easy to lure away. All I'd have to do is leave without a pass
Kid: Are you willing to do that for me?
Carla: Of course... for the right price
Kid: How much?
Carla, thinking: Since I'll be getting study hall for this, it'll run you $5. Oh, and lean in a bit
Carla, whispering to Kid: You also have to set me and (Y/N) up again
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Okay, I'm gonna stop cuz it's late at night for me and I need sleep. I also feel like this chapter is kinda short, so if y'all want I can make a part two for this chapter.
Anyway, I hope you have/had a wonderful day/night
Bye~