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Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quo... Lebih Banyak

Who killed him?
The one thing you can't replace
Incorrect Quotes
Thomas Sanders Vines
Soooooooooooo
Self Defense From Food - a Class by Grian
The Non-Illegal Robbery
Murder Mystery in the Jungle
The Joke
Team Star and Convex
Grian decides to make candy
First experience at Sahara?
Hermit Challenges/The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Dangerous Road Designs
Newsies AU
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

Multi-Brand Meeting Gets a Little Heated

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(Cleo and Joe are at a table near a window. Joe is reading while Cleo crouches awkwardly on a chair and arranges a few armor stands. Suddenly, a screaming Keralis falls outside the window; presumably having fallen out of an upstairs window.)

Cleo: Hey, did you see that?

Joe: Hm?

Cleo: Did you see somebody go past the window?

Joe: What?

Cleo: Somebody just went past the window. That way. (indicates down)

Joe: (flatly) Oh.

(Joe returns to his book. Cleo watches the window for a little. As she starts to get bored again another body goes hurling past the window. This time it's Scar who is trying to get his elytra on as he falls.)

Cleo: Another one.

Joe: Huh?

Cleo: Another one just went past downwards.

Joe: What?

Cleo: Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.

Joe: Fine, fine. Fine.

Cleo: Look! Two people (Mumbo falls) three people have just fallen past that window.

Joe: Must be a rival brand meeting.

Cleo: Oh yeah. (Bdubs falls past) Hey. Was that Grian from Sahara?

Joe: Oh, no, that was Xisuma. I think he's from IDEA.

Cleo: Grian.

Joe: Xisuma.

Cleo: Grian!

Joe: Xisuma!

(Another falls.)

Cleo: Oh, that was Grian.

Joe: That was Grian. He was a very good golfer.

Cleo: Very good golfer. Very good golfer. Rotten at redstone. It'll be Iskall next.

Joe: Bet you it won't.

Cleo: How much.

Joe: What?

Cleo: How much do you bet it won't? Five diamonds??

Joe: All right.

Cleo: Done.

Joe: You're on.

Cleo: Fine. (shakes his hand. They both look at the window) Come on Iskall!

Joe: Don't do it Iskall.

Cleo: Come on Iskall. Jump! Cub, push him!

Joe: Come on now be sensible Iskall!

(Cut to letter.)

(Cut to film of Iskall being punched by Cub out of window. Cut back to set. Cleo has her hands in the air jubilantly.)

Cleo: Iskall!

Joe: (silently hands over diamonds as Iskall hits the ground)

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