Pony: "The first thing I watched on it was a sad movie about a dead-end street where drunk guys struggle to find some meaning in their pathetic lives. It was a half an hour before I realized I was gazing out my front window."
Darry: "You know what I have in my house right now? Two tiny psychopath terrorists."
Soda: "Look, I know I didn't finish school but that fricking says 'Sanata-a-na'. Dumbass."
Steve:
"But I know that boys by the age of three, just innately know how to put frickin' gas in a car...girls, apparently, not so much."
Johnny:
"(Whining) I got nothing now. My life sucks more. I have so many problems.
-Yeah, we heard of them.
-No, there's more."
Dally:
"(angrily) I kill you...I kill you 'till your dead!
And that's worse."
Two-Bit:
"-What's your favorite beer?
-An open one."