tv wife | katsuki bakugo

By CALUMARI-

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... More

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god
group chats
butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
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butters cult 🐱
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clout chasers ☁
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pride month + other notices :)
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clout chasers ☁
dekusquad 👼
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smekc 😏
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butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
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butters cult 🐱
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bakusquad 😈
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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
q+a
note, please read.
buttered noodles.
new account !

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By CALUMARI-

butters mama | 7:43 p.m.
ASDHASHIDAUHD

butters mama | 7:43 p.m.
bAKUGO

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:43 p.m.
what do you fucking want?

butters mama | 7:43 p.m.
i thINK

butters mama | 7:43 p.m.
I LEFT

butters mama | 7:44 p.m.
MY SCRIPT

butters mama | 7:44 p.m.
IN UR CAR

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:44 p.m.
you did, you fucking dumbass.

butters mama | 7:44 p.m.
:(

butters mama | 7:45 p.m.
o well, i ride w u tmrw too. i'll
get it then C:

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:45p.m.
why can't you go ride with dunce
face or fucking scotch tape?

butters mama | 7:45 p.m.
iT'S FLEX TAPE >:((((

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:45 p.m.
fucking whatever.

butters mama | 7:48 p.m.
and it's also bc denki drives recklessly
and hanta somehow survives

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:48 p.m.
ride with them tomorrow.

butters mama | 7:48 p.m.
gASP

butters mama | 7:48 p.m.
wHYYY

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:49 p.m.
so i can go to your funeral knowing
that i could've prevented it.

butters mama | 7:49 p.m.
:0

butters mama | 7:49 p.m.
u wOULD GO TO MY FUNERAL????

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:50 p.m.
absolutely fucking not.

butters mama | 7:50 p.m.
u just sAID U WOULD THO-

butters mama | 7:50 p.m.

butters mama | 7:50 p.m.
UR SUCH A BULLY

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:50 p.m.
how am i the bully?

butters mama | 7:51 p.m.
ur being mean to lil ole me >:(((

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:51 p.m.
you deserve to get bullied for
fucking someone like dunce face.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:51 p.m.
six seconds headass.

butters mama | 7:51 p.m.
i'm gonna cry now </3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:51 p.m.
yeah ❤

butters mama | 7:51 p.m.
ok but to clarify-

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:52 p.m.
?

butters mama | 7:52 p.m.
u are driving me, right-

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:52 p.m.
does it look like i have a fucking choice?

butters mama | 7:52 p.m.
okok ty for clarifying <3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:52 p.m.
fucking dumbass.

butters mama | 7:52 p.m.
my ass itches :C

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:52 p.m.
does it look like i fucking care?

butters mama | 7:52 p.m.
yeah ❤

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:53 p.m.
itch your ass then, shit-for-brains.

butters mama | 7:53 p.m.
okok!!

butters mama | 7:53 p.m.
instructions unclear

butters mama | 7:53 p.m.
my hand is currently up my ass

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:53 p.m.
you fucking what now-

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:53 p.m.
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:53 p.m.
ITCHING YOUR ASS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

butters mama | 7:54 p.m.
yes it is </3

butters mama | 7:54 p.m.
study assology. all my homies
study assology.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:54 p.m.
that's literally not a major.

butters mama | 7:54 p.m.
o yeah?

butters mama | 7:54 p.m.
explain this:

butters mama | 7:54 p.m.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:59 p.m.

butters mama | 7:59 p.m.
im-

butters mama | 7:59 p.m.
tHIS IS BULLYING-

king explodo-kills 💣 | 7:59 p.m.
no ❤️

butters mama | 7:59 p.m.
:(

butters mama | 7:59 p.m.
u spend too much time w zada </3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:01 p.m.
more like she doesn't deserve to have my time wasted on her.

butters mama | 8:01 p.m.
am i worthy??? 🥺🥺

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:01 p.m.
absolutely not.

butters mama | 8:01 p.m.
what makes me ✨unworthy✨

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:01 p.m.
your entire existence.

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
:'(

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
hOw WOULD U KNOW IF IM
WORTHY OR NOT?????

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
is there a tEST??

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:02 p.m.
yes.

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
WHAT IS IT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:02 p.m.
are you breathing?

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
yes c:

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:02 p.m.
is your name y/n l/n?

butters mama | 8:02 p.m.
yes :)))

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:02 p.m.
you failed.

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
?!!?!?!?

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
THEN LITERALLY ANYONE
ELSE CAN PASS IT??????

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:03 p.m.
the name can vary.

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
?!?!?!!

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
UR AN ASSHAT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:03 p.m.
tell me something i don't know.

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
i-

butters mama | 8:03 p.m.
aw 🥺🥺🥺🥺

butters mama | 8:04 p.m.
does wittwe bakwugwo need
a hwug? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:04 p.m.
if you fucking hug me tomorrow,
i will drive so fucking recklessly it'll
make rainbow road on mario kart
look easy.

butters mama | 8:04 p.m.
omg

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:04 p.m.
what is it now, shithead?

butters mama | 8:04 p.m.
BAKUGOS SECRETLY A GAMER
🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:04 p.m.
that's it.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:04 p.m.
you can fucking walk to set.

butters mama | 8:05 p.m.
wAIT NO-

butters mama | 8:05 p.m.
bAkUGO PLS DRIVE ME 🥺

king explodo-kills 💣 | 8:05 p.m.
no. ❤️

butters mama | 8:05 p.m.
SKDNKSN

butters mama | 8:05 p.m.
BAKUGOISOSODNKW

butters mama | 8:06 p.m.
???? AKDBKSND

butters mama | 8:06 p.m.
pLS TELL ME UR NOT SRS

butters mama | 8:07 p.m.
iM SORRY 🥺🥺

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