Eddsworld shit post book (Par...

By mumptydumpty

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I want to make this so I do ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ I said I hit the max number of chapters so I made another one More

cake
Proof of gods existance
u have a problem tom
say sorry
blood
ment to be broken
do you mind
how drunk was I
bad example
bad decions
no words for what I feel
dead serious
weather man
did I say that out loud!?
my diary!!
adulthood
vibe check
where were you
how to treat a spider
first time
ongoing crysis
could do better
call 911!!!!!
smooth
thin ice!!!!!
emirgency
M-matt....... no
wrote a song
he's not wrong
a brave sacrifice
this needs it's own post
monster
to late for this
where are you from
Is that so much to ask!?
wow
we've been over this
puns = death
garbage day
you can't just say stuff like that without warning
moonlanding
are you ok
can't find Edd
how high are you?
google
texting
I did the draw
timeout
never thought of it that way
makes sense to me
can we talk about this
bad luck
you have a choice
not ok
staying positive
how dare you
shaving cream
you got a call
how
WHERE'S THE BABY
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!
Matt the doctor
that's not what I meant
spork
stress
they still wrong tho
plz stop
magic word
the great depression
there on to me!
play a song
The hot one
natrial causes
MY MILKSHAKE
Matt's mind
Tom and Tord babysitting
must protec
short
pet names
cute
true happiness
hardcore!!!
D and D
:(
fake ID
discovery!!
if I die
sit down
Tom's not ok
we both know
trampoline
got em!
WHAT'S SLEEP!?
the whole world
I mean, I was
the truth about mermaids
what it's like to be friends with Tord
Problem solved
100!
banned
revenge time
you are the bane of my existence
why are you like this
this was a mistake
still counts
didn't know you cared
I made a comic
lost a bet
he's fine
you're joking right
Don't ever talk to me again
a gift
pointless
;-;
we don't have time for this!
There are to many!
NO
who thought him that!?
what?
fine!
stop, your upsetting him
well, that's one way to do it
STOP
just a hypothetical
this is why I can't take you places
headache
friends with benefits
I'm right here!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you can fly!
any questions?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
backstory
backstory pt2
I wonder
give this man a round of applause
NOTHING!
I'm scared
not to be racist
n-no
your to kind
what did you have for dinner?
thick skin
oop
at least he's right
I just wanted her to leave
can't leave you alone for five minutes
please!
god fucking damn it!
hight
summer fun
a good laugh
always one step ahead
don't be RUDE!
microwave
how many
what is it again?
how does that work
you knew this was coming
I have a confecion
I don't even know what to call this
Next time someone asks
oblivious level 1000
I was NOT expecting that
playing among us
bet
groceries
language
the stages of life
it's important
I can't help it!
people
is he ok?
parent of the year
why
medicine
plan
h..... how
you did what
is everyone ok!?
lightning
don't be like this
I'm so happy this exists
GET OUT!!
guess
eyebrows
oh...
what are you doing?
is he gonna be ok?
darn cat
wrote you a song
what am I supposed to say!?
.........
only 3 years!
I had to make it
nothing to be ashamed of
so proud
200

not kids

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By mumptydumpty

Edd: can we stop using the term 'butthurt' we're not twelve.

Tord: you sound fannytroubled.

Matt: Pretty bootybothered if you ask me.

Tom: someone's having a tushytantrum.

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