"Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"
Ultimate Bitch: @ 11037 @ Weed Afro Ya'll are being dumbasses without me
11037 and one other came online
Weed Afro: No we weren't!
Ultimate Bitch: Li E s
11037: It's true!
You butter believe me bro has come online
You butter believe me bro: OK can you two explain why the fuck is Taka in the nurse's office?!
Ultimate Bitch: I JNEW IT (also, Taka??)
11037: Fi N e I'L l TeLl
Weed Afro: So we were chilling, in the cafeteria as we do and we see Kobayashi just shut down
11037: He practically passed out on his way back to his table
Weed Afro: So the others convince him to go and take a nap or smthn in his dorm
11037: Hearing that, we decided to sneak in the dorm rooms
Ultimate Bitch: And by that you mean ask Hashimoto to let you in
You butter believe me bro: HOW IS THIS STORY RELEVANT?!
11037: We're getting there!
11037: So we get in, make our way into Kobayashi's dorm with pots and pans
Weed Afro: Little did we know, when he woke up, he started beating us out of his room using the pots and pans
Ultimate Bitch: I KNEW IT
You butter believe me bro: GET GOING
11037: When we were on our way to the Nurse's Office, Ishimaru stopped us and we told him what happened
Weed Afro: He decided to scold Kobayashi
You butter believe me bro: So you mean to tell me that Kobayashi had a fucking KNIFE under his pillow?!
Ultimate Bitch: Damn
Ultimate Bitch: Wish I was there to witness that
11037: Lmao yeah he had a knife
Weed Afro: I JUST REALISED HE'S ONLY 5 FEET
Ultimate Bitch: Seriously? Wasn't it obvious?
Weed Afro: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE A 5 FOOT TALL GREMLIN TOOK ME DOWN
11037: LMAO
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11307: Do tall people get cold in the night? Their blanket doesn't cover their feet right?
Weed Afro: As a tall person I can guarantee that I am cold
Og Rich Fucker has come online
Og Rich Fucker: Why aren't you two asleep?
Weed Afro: My foot fingers are cold
11037: What about you Togami? Are your hand legs cold?
Og Rich Fucker: What? Foot fingers? Hand legs?
11037: Shingucci once told me that if your hands are cold it means the ghosts are holding your hands
Weed Afro: Ah, the ghosts have a foot fetish
Og Rich Fucker: GO THE EFF TO SLEEP
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2 in 1 surprise!: So I walk downstairs
2 in 1 surprise!: It's also 5 am since Yamada and Kobayashi asked me to get to the Writing Lab
2 in 1 surprise!: I get to the kitchen to grab a snack
2 in 1 surprise!: I walk in and I see Leon eating cereal
2 in 1 surprise!: out of a fucking cup
11037 and one other has gone online
1041: What's wrong with eating out of a cup?
2 in 1 surprise!:You probably put the milk in before the cereal
11037: I don't actually like the cronch?
Author-San: Aight, I'm shutting this convo down now.
Author-San: Cereal can be eaten however way you want it. Except if it's out of a cup
1041: Again, what's wrong with eating out of a cup???
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Weed Afro: Is it raining for you guys?
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba and one other has gone online
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: What? I'm at the Weapons lab and it's definitely not raining.
Computer goes BONK: I'm at the dorms. It isn't raining at all
Weed Afro: Huh. Weird
Weed Afro has gone offline
Ultimate Bitch has gone online
Ultimate Bitch: LMAO
Ultimate Bitch: I'm with Ouma and Saionji and we're on the roof of the shed and we're spraying water all over the dumbass
Computer goes BONK: Does he actually think it's raining?
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: jfc he probably does
Ultimate Bitch: He's praying to Zues or whatever
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: Does he think he's some sort of demigod???
Computer goes BONK: He's just a dumbass Ikusaba.
Ultimate Bitch: True.
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Egg and one other has come online
Egg: I walk in the dorm rooms. What do I see? I see Kuwata watching TV with a goose in his lap.
SHSL Detective 1.0: When we walked in the goose slowly turned it's head and honked at us. I felt like my life flashed before my eyes
11037 has gone online
11037: HELP ME
Og Rich Fucker has gone online
Og Rich Fucker: Aren't Kirigiri and Makoto in the same room?
11037: NOT ANYMORE BUT THE GOOSE HAS A KNIFE
Egg: WHAT?!
11037: HELP ME SIXJKANS
11037: Oh nevermind it started chasing Komaeda instead we good
Yuuto Kobayashi has joined "Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"
Yuuto Kobayashi: (・∀・) ︻┳═一
Hajime Hinata has joined "Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"
Hajime Hinata: 凸(ಠ益ಠ)凸
11037: I MEANT HRLP IT'S CHASING KOMAEDA
Hajime Hinata and one other has left "Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"
11037: jfc Tanaka came and tried to calm the goose. It didn't work FUCKING HELP ME
SHSL Detective 1.0: No. I don't think I will.
11037: WHAT
Egg: I'm coming
Og Rich Fucker: No you're not. We're going out to escape this chaos and there's nothing you can do about it
Egg: k
11037: WhAt
Egg and two others went offline
11037: NO HJWUZHAKAG
Weed Afro has gone online
Weed Afro: Lmao the goose has Leon's phone
Weed Afro: With the combined efforts of Hinata and Tanaka the goose has been quelled. For now
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Weed Afro: So Kuwata, Yamada and I are talking to Kobayashi about his work
Strowonk and one other has gone online
Strowonk: I don't like where this is going
11037: Don't worry it's not so bad
Sonia Wannabe: Does Yamada get hurt?
2d big tatas: Traumatised
Sonia Wannabe: Drat. Good enough. Continue
Weed Afro: So Yamada tried convincing Kobayashi to do a collab with him and Fukawa
Weed Afro: He says "Oh, I don't actually write stories"
Author-San has changed 2d big tatas to Omegaverse
Omegaverse: Right well,
11037: Yamada then asked "Then what purpose do you serve Mr. Kobayashi??"
Weed Afro: He then slowly turns to face us using his spinney chair and does his trademark omnimous smiley face. He then whispers "Absolutely no purpose at all and I wish for your death and mine Yamada."
Strowonk: How was that traumatising?
Omegaverse: You don't understand. It was like I felt all of his pain and suffering and I felt the copious amount of hatred Ms. Ludenberg has for me.
Sonia Wannabe: Yes, good enough.
Strowonk: Did anything else happen?
11037: Yamada fainted and I couldn't stand up for 5 hours, so I was there, kneeling on his dorm floor and at one point I was alone in there when Murakami took Kobayashi away for a nap
Sonia Wannabe: Hagakure left you there for 5 hours?
Weed Afro: Hey, hey, it's hard dragging Yamada's body from the dorms to the infirmary is hard. Especially if nobody wanted to help me
Sonia Wannabe: Why didn't you just leave him there?
Weed Afro: Kobayashi kept kicking his head and tried putting his spinney chair on Yamada's body before giving up and using him as a drink stand
Sonia Wannabe: And?
Strowonk: Your hatred for Yamada is never ending is it?
Weed Afro: And uh, Kobayashi also doesn't like Yamada so Murakami and Sasaki would've killed him?
Sonia Wannabe: And?
Weed Afro: Sasaki and Murakami would've been mad if they overreacted as to why Hifumi was there?
Omegaverse:
11037:
Strowonk: Is, is there more?
Weed Afro: Class 80th and Class 78th would've gone to war because if Kobayashi is upset then his protection squad would be upset and the others would be upset then lash out in anger towards us?
Sonia Wannabe: Fine.
Strowonk: I'm surprised as to how you managed to deduce all that
Weed Afro: Kobayashi said those things in an attempt to get Hifumi out of his dorm
11037: True story lmao
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Ultimate Bitch: @ Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba @ Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba @ Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba @ Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba has come online
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: Yes Junko?
Ultimate Bitch: There's a puppy chasing Kuwata come over come over come over please please please
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: Fine.
Ultimate Bitch: OH SHIT IT'S THE GOOSE
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: What?
Ultimate Bitch: IT'S LEARNED HOW TO DISGUISE ITSELF DNDNEIAJISH
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: What's happening?
Ultimate Bitch: PJWUDJSJB FOR SOME REASON IT'S FINE AROUND THE ANTAGS BUT IT HATES EVERYONE ELSE SEND HELP
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: What?
Ultimate Bitch: IT'S RUNNING AROUND AND PECKING AT EVERYONE AND AUHZJWNSU HELP ME
11037 has gone online
11037: The goose has a cult. I am apart of it.
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: jfc
11037: All hail holy Lord goose.
Ultimate Bitch: MUKURO HWLP THEY'VE CHOSEN ME AS SACRIFICEBHDJSUS
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: Supply me with my Starbucks for the next month and we good
Ultimate Bitch: GET OVER HERW MUKURWO
Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: fine fine omw
Here's another chapter as apology for missing that one update. I normally prewrite my chapters so after impulsively deciding to post the 2 part chapters at the same time I kinda just, bleh.
Also, does anyone have any fics wherein BOTH Momota and Ouma survive Chapter 5? I'm bored and I haven't found a lot of those, might write one myself actually.