Lessons I'm Learning About Li...

By OxyGenius

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I was going to title this "Lessons I've Learnt About Life" but considering the fact that I'm so young, It did... More

Lesson 1: :(:) This Is How You Make A Pig On Google and I'm Forever Alone
Lesson 2: Men's Pants Are Written Waist Size x Length
Lesson 3: Shopko Sells Ugly Sweater Kits
Lesson 4: Substitute Teachers Can Be The Best Thing Ever or Awful
Lesson 5: Significant Others Aren't Always So Significant
Lesson 6: The Hunger Games Will Always Leave You Wanting More
Lesson 7: Going On Vacation Is Stressful
Lesson 8: Teens Are 4x as Likely To Get In a Car Crash Than Adults
Lesson 10: Your Friends Will ALWAYS Give You Shit About Who You Like
Lesson 11: Restraunt Servers are SOOO Under Appreciated
Lesson 12: Lancer is Not One Of The Reindeer (I JUST CLICKED THE WRONG ONE!!!!)
Lesson 13: Book Spoilers Are NEVER Okay
Lesson 14: No Matter What, Everything Is My Fault
Lesson 15: The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow
Lesson 16: Driving Is Not As Scary As I Thought
Lesson 18: Popular People Don't Always Get The Lead
Lesson 19: Final Exams Will Never Be Unstressful
Lesson 20: Sometimes You Have To Say No and Send A Hippo
Lesson 21: Confessing Your Love Is Never Easy. Help?
Lesson 22: You Can't Run Away From Your Problems
Lesson 23: Prom will be BOMB! (Especially with Deadpool)
Lesson 24: Talking About A Capella Scares Rain Away
Lesson 25: Working At Fast Food Makes You Want To Murder Everyone

Lesson 17: You Have To Be Careful What You Look Up On Google

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By OxyGenius

Now before you think I looked up something vulgar or a private government thingy, I DID NOT, so don't worry.

I was working on something and needed to google when Uggs and Crocs were invented, both not really my choice footwear, and now on my chromebook it is advertising nothing but those two types of shoe. And this wasn't the first time, because in October I was looking up Halloween costumes and they would pop up.

Heck, I have an obsession with dum dum's, so I could understand when they pop up, but I do ONE budgeting project where I have to see how much a shirt for a man at Target would cost and it advertises boxers for weeks. Is this normal? Do they think I am a 5 year old girl because I looked up fake Christmas toys for my fake children on a project?

The ad system for Google is ridiculous. Lately, it's been giving me pop ups of stuff while I'm trying to do work, which I do not appreciate. Someone needs to fix this. Why can't the ads be a little more relevant? It shouldn't display things I've searched for once over and over again. Show me green stuff and candy and cute clothes. BUT DO NOT SHOW ME tons of prom dresses around homecoming, men's underwear, barbie dolls, Uggs, and Crocs because you think that's what appeals to me.

Rant ended.

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