hEY HEY HEY KIDS!
its officially the one year anniversary of this story :D
Author-chan oUt
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sero: soysaucey
Mina: alienpussyisgud
Baku: boobitches
Kiri: r o c k
Jirou: lesboob
Kami: dontputaforkinme
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Alienpussyisgud: *dumps milk down shirt* titty milk
soysaucey: wouldnt the bra just absorb it unless it's a lot ._.
alienpussyisgud: I wanna try-
lesboob: please dont
dontputaforkinme: *sips tea watching dis play out*
alienpussyisgud: *dumps jug down shirt*
alienpussyisgud: shit I forgot the bra part
soysaucey: oh shit
soysaucey: is there milk left doe?
alienpussyisgud: nah it's all in my shirt
r o c k: can confirm
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dontputaforkinme: TRANS TEENS BACKWARDS IS SNEET SNART!
soysaucey: this is so sad
soysaucey: STREET SMARTS!
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lesboob: hand over your titties 🔫
boobitches: you want my chest spears
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dontputaforkinme: oh sheet d00d they snipped off weewee that's why you got tatas
lesboob: o h
boobitches: . . . .
boobitches: w h y t h o u g h
boobitches: w h y ' d t h e y d o i t
alienpussyisgud: s o y o u c o u l d s u f f e r f e m a l e l i f e
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boobitches: yeah kirishima has a secret ear kink
r o c k: nO nEeD tO CaLl mE oUt
dontputaforkinme: W O A H
alienpussyisgud: good to know good to know
soysaucey: o o p
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dontputaforkinme: y e s
dontputaforkinme: SLURPPPPPPPPPPP
boobitches: "it makes me feel like a good boy" what the fuck
dontputaforkinme: hahahahahahaha yeah it's weird but I love asmr sO
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alienpussyisgud: Titty milk
r o c k: titty croissant
soysaucey: so I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties
lesboob: ranch dressing on my non existent abs
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r o c k: and a knife
dontputaforkinme: what?! knifes are chewy!?!
r o c k: I guess?
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alienpussyisgud: [sent a picture]
alienpussyisgud: look at his feet
dontputaforkinme: drink it
soysaucey: I drink
alienpussyisgud: please dont drink my dogs foot
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alienpussyisgud: ✨eyebrow reveal✨
dontputaforkinme: oop
dontputaforkinme: that's some kinky eyebrows
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r o c k: I hate it in romance novels when they're all like "his hard member"
alienpussyisgud: pfft bruh or "his hard cock"
soysaucey: isnt a cock a chicken
dontputaforkinme: hIs hArD cHicKeN
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lesboob: to every question there is an answer
r o c k: the answer is penis
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r o c k: ah yes my favorite color
alienpussyisgud: rotten egg dildos!
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alienpussyisgud: NO ITS "we got on the floor and sucked cACK!"
boobitches: WTF IS CACK!?!
lesboob: cock
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lesboob: now we should call him the dick packer
alienpussyisgud: release the pecker
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r o c k: do you think you can snort cum?
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alienpussyisgud: you know how my acid looks like cum
r o c k: yeee
alienpussyisgud: if me and Uraraka had a kid its quirk would be
dontputaforkinme: g a s p Floating cum
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lesboob: if you drink my dr. pepper I will skin your sexy legs
dontputaforkinme: then how will Mina and Hagakure fucc?
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dontputaforkinme: the plural of moose is meese
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r o c k: crispy crocs
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lesboob: wtf is the deal
lesboob: a drug deal?
soysaucey: hopefully
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I've been writing this book for exactly a year now and I cant get over that.
:)
I love you guys :)
EYE BLEACH OUT!