Rippen: boy, get out of the tank
Penn, chillin' inside of an unused fish tank: You're not my dad
Rippen: I said get out of the tank
Penn: I said you're not my dad
Rippen: I am your dad for today now get out of the tank
Penn: If you say "please"
Rippen: *sigh* PLEASE get out of he tank
Penn: hmmm... nah. You're still not my dad
Rippen: osjsksjwlsjwlwjwljwkw
*Beep*
(Y/n): I think I have a fear of Backstreet boys
Larry: tell me why
(Y/n): *SCREEEEAAAAMMMMSSSS*
*Beep*
(Y/n): alright people! I was on Google lookin' at Ouija boards and it says here that it's recommended for players around the age of 8. So let me get this straight; you need to be 18 to smoke, 21 to drink, but 8 YEARS OLD TO SUMMON THE FREAKING DEVIL HIMSELF!?!?
*Beep*
Larry: they say your are what you eat. I eat sweets so that means I'm sweet!
Rippen: *is drinking THE MOST BLACK AND BITTER COFFEEEE*
Sashi, who is eating sushi: Don't.
Boone: *MeAtLoAf*
Penn: *shrugs* I eat any food
(Y/n), who is eating (fav food): does that make me (fav food) then?
*Beep*
(Y/n): people who hate memes scares me. Like, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE!?
Sashi: people who likes memes are not to be trusted. They can just make some memes about their latest murder or something
Rippen: what's even with these millennials today?
Boone:....
Boone: I was a meme once...
*Beep*
All of the PZPTH characters, in 2016: *just chillin'*
In 2020:
*CoRoNaViRuSs*
*OH MY GOD! I FORGOT THE TOILET PAPER!*
*WE NEED MORE ALCOHOL*
*DUDE! WHERE'S YO MASK!?!?*
*BREAK UP NOW YOU HOES! It's Social Distancing time! (Sorry if this offended some people. Especially those who have relationships. Just don't take this literally)
*IMMA DISINFECT YA'LL*
*Dude. Why are you hitting your own shadow?*
*CUZ I'M BORED AF*
*WhOOO!! TIK TOK TIME!!!*
*This just in, no face to face classes*
*YEY! :D*
*Online classes and enrollments are now available*
*D:*
*We need damn internet right now*
Boone: this looks narly
*Beep*
Rippen: *smells the air*
Larry: what did you smell?
Rippen: I smell failure and disappointment
*Beep*
Penn: *is choking*
(Y/n): quick! Call 911!
Boone, who stopped texting: I can't! My phone's broken!
(Y/n): what do you mean it's bro--
Boone: *suddenly throws his phone*
Penn, suddenly stopped choking and sits up: dear Lord
*Beep*
(Y/n): I have only met Penn, Boone, and Sashi for 10 minutes. If anything were to happen to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
*Beep*
*The revolution of brotherhood*
Penn: my dear brother!
Boone: brother!
Penn: friendo!
Boone: amigo!
Penn: Chum!
Boone: Pal!
Penn: Buddy!
Boone: Bud!
Penn: Bro!
Boone: Browski!
Penn: Bruh!
Boone: Dude!
*Beep*
Penn, who TRIED to skateboard: *fails miserably but stands up like nothing happened* I REGRET NOTHING!
*Beep*
Boone: UGH!!! I'M SO BORED! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!!!
(Y/n), who happened to pass by: Suicide is just another term for Homicide to Self
Boone: w-wai-- *thinks* Holy crap
*Beep*
Penn: Hey Rip, wanna hear a joke?
Rippen: I'm talking to one right now
Penn: *le offended gaspu*
*Beep*
(Y/n): 🎵if you came here to kill me clap your hands 🎵
*You hear shattering of glasses in the distance*
(Y/n): woah. I said clap your hands not--
*You hear furniture being thrown and broken*
(Y/n): ooookaaayyy byeeeee!!! *Runs out of the house*
*Beep*
Boone: are they called saxophones because it makes people sexy when they play it?
Penn: hmmmmm...
*At your house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Penn, outside: *is playing a saxophone*
(Y/n): *opens your bedroom window* No. Just no
Penn: ;-;
*Beep*
Boone: hey dude here *gives you a soda can*
(Y/n): this bish empty YEET! *Yeets it and accidentally hits Rippen*
Boone & (Y/n): crap *runs away*
*Beep*
*How are babies made? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Larry: two people love each other!
Rippen: a "baby"? what's that?
Penn: .... Just-- Just don't...
(Y/n): 👉👌
Boone: *inhales and getting ready for an UNHOLY EXPLANATION*
Sashi: nope *kicks him where the sun doesn't shine*
*Beep*
(Y/n): *falls down the stairs* someone... Please... Call a doctor... I think I broke my leg
Penn: don't worry, I know how to help. Are you sexually active?
(Y/n): what does that have to do with my leg?
Penn: don't know. Just thought you were cute
(Y/n): aww~ anyways, FIX MY DAMN LEG YOU JACKASS!
*Beep*
(Y/n), who is so high on Anastesya: oooohhh!!!~ An OrAnGe OrAnGaTaN! WhY ArEe U sO SlIiIm MiSsStEr OrAnGaTaN!?
Penn: ....
(Y/n): Oh MaI! U hAz BiG nOzZlE! *Boops Boone's nose*
Boone: that tickles
(Y/n): *le gaspu* iT's An AlIen! *Points at Sashi* HeLlO Ms. AlIeN! Ur In EaRtH! WhY ArE u NoT GrEeN!?
Sashi: *rolls eyes*
(Y/n): aNd U! *Picks up Larry* YoU iZ LiTtLe MaN-BaBy! *Suddenly sees Rippen* OH MAH GAWD! A SKUNK!!! SAVE ME MAN-BABY!
Rippen: ....
Larry: Hi Rip!
Doctor: *sighs* she's been like this ever since she woke up
(Y/n): *looks at the doctor* ArE yOu An AnGeL!? U GoNnA tAkE mE tO HeAvEn!?
*Beep*
Penn, t-posing in front of the whole class: *INSERTING HIS D O M I N A N C E*
Sashi: HA! I KNEW YOU WOULD MAN UP!
(Y/n): *SCREEEEAAAAMMMMSSSS*
*Beep*
Penn, PURPOSEFULLY falls down the stairs: I think I fell in Love
(Y/n): ya need Jesus. And a doctor.
Penn: yeah...
*Beep*
(Y/n): I wish the guys would get pregnant instead of the girls
Penn: there's a reason why an egg explodes if you boil it inside of a microwave for too long
(Y/n): alright Socrates
*Beep*
Penn: I would usually scrape the cream of the Oreo first before I eat the biscuit
Boone: Light without Darkness is blinding,
Darkness without Light is an Abyss. You can't have a coin with only one side
Penn: yo Mr. Philosopher, it's just a freaking cookie
*Beep*
(Y/n): I gave you home, a shelter, a safe haven, I even gave you food. And this is how you repay me!?
Sashi: dude what happened?
(Y/n): a cat stole my freaking bread
*Beep*
Rippen: your house is on fire and you have 30 minutes before it crashes down. What do you take?
(Y/n): a nap
Rippen: good choice
*Beep*
Rippen: class, bring a bottle of water tomorrow
(Y/n), raises hand: umm... Mr. Rippen! Can I bring my old food baggie instead, I don't really have enough money to--
Rippen: Child, no. Are you ok? Is everything ok? I would rob a bank and buy you 40 bottles of water. Just don't bring a food baggie
(Y/n): noice 👌<(￣︶￣)>
*Beep*
Rippen: this is a 100% successful trip
Boone: we lost Penn
Rippen: this is a 100% successful trip
*Beep*
Boone: Dude! I slept for only 5 hours last night
Penn: psh. That's nothing I only slept for 3 hours
Sashi: wimps. I didn't sleep at all
(Y/n): I haven't slept for a week
Rippen, walks in with a hot kettle and some coffee beans: *eats the coffee beans then drinks some water from the kettle* Someone tell me what year it is
Boone: how--... How are you still alive???
*Beep*
(Y/n): UGH! I'm such a disappointment
Penn: no you're not!
(Y/n): I can't do anything right!
Boone: don't say that!
(Y/n): I'm just not good enough
Sashi: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!-
*Beep*
(Y/n): If you're happy and you know it, but you're also sad of nothing in particular and you sorta feel alone, and you question your worth but you have value. But you're gonna be okay and sometimes you just need to vent, clap your hands!
Rippen: *claps hands*
*Beep*
(Y/n): Here's. The Motherfreaking. TEA
*You hear glass shattering*
(Y/n): OH NU! MAH TEA!
*Beep*
Sashi: people who say the n-word and the f-word make me angry
(Y/n): Ned Flanders
Sashi: ........
*Beep*
(Y/n): the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have bad episodes. Like I waited a week after I saw your legit trailers and now you just give me THIS!?
*Beep*
Boone: Volleyball is just a more intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the ground"
Penn: nothing is more intense than "Don't let the balloon touch the ground"
*Beep*
Penn: 🎵One little monkey jumping on the bed🎵
Rippen: the ceiling and roof fell on his head
Penn: .....
Penn: 🎵Momma called the doctor and the doctor said🎵
Rippen: Sorry ma'am but your son is DEAD
Larry, crying in the corner: that poor little monkey... (╥﹏╥)
*Beep*
Penn: I LIVE FOR MY FAMILY!
Boone: I LIVE FOR MY DREAMS!
Rippen: I live.... For two reasons; I was born. I haven't died yet
*Beep*
Larry: I need... A four letter word for disappointment
Rippen: Penn
Larry: ....
Larry: *le gaspu* It fits!
Larry: oh NO WAIT!
Larry: THAT'S YOUR STUDENT!
*Beep*
(Y/n): sometimes when I look into he mirror I ask myself "why is there a demon staring back at me?"
Larry: aw! (Y/n)! You're not a demon!
(Y/n): No! There is LITERALLY a demon staring back at me. We need an exorcist. We need to move. We need to skip town-
*Beep*
Rippen: boy, I am THIS close to strangling you!
Boone: uhh... You're fingers are touching
Rippen: exactly
Boone, running away: Oh SHI-
*Beep*
Rippen: this is my student, Penn Zero. His talent is giving me migraines
*The next day, they have ANOTHER failed mission*
Rippen, nailing himself into a coffin: please take me now
*Beep*
Penn, whispers: will you marry me, (y/n)?
(Y/n): what?
Penn, a bit louder: I SAID WILLIAM MARY LEE!
*Beep*
6 year old Penn, so into Dumbo and Peter Pan: If I believe it, I could fly! *Jumps off the roof and lands face first onto the ground* WADDA BUNCHA BULLSHIZ!
*Beep*
(Y/n), getting involved in a mission: Jesus Christ! This is insane!
Boone: you call it insane, we call it Tuesday!
(Y/n): .... It's Thursday
*Beep*
(Y/n): *sighs* I will never find love
Penn, breakdancing in front of them while talking: THEN WHO AM I!?
*Beep*
(Y/n), in a Kermit onesie: I shall now Kermit not alive
Larry: (Y/N) NO!-
*Beep*
Rippen: Biology tells you you're 70% water
Sashi: Chemistry tells you you're 60% oxygen
Boone: Physics tells you you're 99.999999% empty space
Penn, looks at (Y/n): And I tell you that you're 100% a cutie~
*Beep*
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So I'm just gonna rap it up guys! Hope you like this Crack Chap. I got inspiration from memes and funny shiz I saw. Some of them are from books that I have read. So some content are not mine. (CREDITS TO THE OWNERS *AHEM*)
And I guess you could say that this is an apology chapter. Like I wanna apologize for not updating frequently like before. So I decided to cheer you guys up a bit (and also to let you know that I'm not dead and neither are my books)
Hope you enjoy this Chap (even though it's not actually a chapter *cough cough*)
I'm trying to balance my skills on both writing and drawing. So I just thought drawing and writing funny shiz like these would help.
So yeah. More updates soon
__Night out!!!~