Ashanti 🖤
los angeles, ca
7:43 am
I was awoken by shuffling.
"oh sorry... did i wake you?"
he whispered.
I shook my head, smiling softly at the sight of my naked soon to be husband struggling to put clothes on.
"Where you goin?"
I asked softly.
"to the studio"
he answered, finally putting on the big ass chunky ass shoes he was struggling to put on.
I nodded.
Today was one of those nice ass mornings. The type where its cold as hell but the warmth of your heavy comforter keeps you warm along with your loved one holding you all night long.
"wanna come with me?"
he asked, laying down beside me, now fully clothed.
I shook my head.
"I can't... im tired."
I said.
He nodded, understanding.
"aight... well im gonna get home at 7:30 today. you best be here cause im tryna tear yo ass up."
he said, sounding all daddy-ish.
I chuckled.
"Fasho papi. You gonna bring Tiana to the studio with you today?"
He nodded.
"yeah."
"Good cause I need a break."
I said.
He chuckled.
"you goin back to sleep?"
I nodded.
He came over and kissed my forehead.
"aight. im off bae."
I nodded once more, closing my eyes. Once I knew he left, I immediately jumped up from my bed and facetimed Hennessy.
tuhhh. who's going back to sleep?
Not I.
"What girl?"
Hennessy asked, answering.
"Is Crippy home?"
I asked.
She shook her head.
"Did he take Jada with him?"
I asked again.
She nodded.
"Okay! Roddy and Tiana ain't home sooooo...
grab the Hennessy, The Don Julio, The Myx Moscato, and that good Tequila. We goin drunk shopping!"
Her face immediately lit up.
"Ohh boy we haven't done that in a grip!!
bitch hold up I'm comin!"
Drunk Shopping with me and Hennessy is when we get drunk with all different types of alcohol and then shop at the mall. Sometimes we even get high too.
Usually in the end we end up going to jail or crying or kicked out the mall, so in conclusion, we get in a lot of trouble.
But its fun and we haven't done it in almost 2 years since I got pregnant and gave birth.
The only thing that we haven't done is get in a car crash or something.
-7 hours later-
Me and Hennessy sat on the grass looking at our car flipped over.
"Hmmm should we call 911?"
Hennessy asked drunkenly.
Whoahhh!!
Our car's starting to look like a spaceship!!!
I tapped Don Julio's shoulder.
"Don Julio!!! Look! Our car's starting to look like a spaceship!!!"
"Hey Ashanti why'd you call me Don Julio?"
She said chuckling.
I thought for a moment.
hey i wonder what roddy and tiana doing right now.
omg i love them soooo muchhh.
like i love roddy's dick so muchhhh!
especially when it's in my mouth ejaculating!!!
i love being drunkkkk!
omggg im getting wetttt thinking of roddy!!!
i want his lips on my kitty cat noww!
should i tell hennessy? i wonder if she could eat my pussy while i think of rodd-
"So did you figure it out?"
she asked, interrupting my thoughts.
I turned to her.
"Huh?"
"Did you figure out why you called me Don Julio?"
she repeated.
hmmm why did i call her don julio?
ohhh yeah!!
"I called you Don Julio cause your name is Hennessy. Get it? Don Julio and Hennessy are both drinks!"
I explained.
Hennessy's mouth dropped open and she started clapping.
"Whoahhh that's so clever!! Awweee your so smart best friend!"
I smiled.
"Hey Hennessy?"
She hummed an "mm?".
"Can you eat my pussy while I think of Roddy?"
I asked.
She stared for a moment before nodding.
Roddy ♿️
los angeles, ca
8:34 pm
"You sure we at the right hospital?"
Wint asked.
I nodded.
"yeah this the place the officer on the phone said."
About 30 minutes ago, I got a call from the police telling me to rush to the hospital because Ashanti and Hennessy got in some sort of accident.
I'm assuming this is one of their Drunk Shopping trips. I told her to stop with this bullshit.
"Hey are you Rodrick Wayne Moore?"
A man in a police uniform approached me.
I nodded.
"yeah. this about ashanti?"
He nodded.
"You the husband?"
I thought for a moment.
Fiancé so basically husband, so I nodded.
"So we found your wife Ashanti and her friend Hennessy on the side of the freeway. From the looks of the situation, we deciphered that they got into a car crash. We immediately rushed them to the hospital however they suffered no injuries. They did have high amounts of alcohol in their blood so both could possibly be charged with drinking and driving. And..."
He paused, with an uneasy look on his face.
I raised an eyebrow.
"anything else?..."
He nodded
"Yeah... I don't know if you wanna know this but...
we found your wife and her friend in a... strange position..."
I frowned and he continued.
"we found your wife... receiving oral sex from her friend..."
My mouth dropped.
"and she was moaning this weird word. I forgot but it rhymed with Soggy, or Robbie or something."
I sighed.
"was she sayin roddy?"
He nodded.
"Oh yeah! That's the word! Roddy! What a weird word don't you think?"
I sighed.
"thats my nickname. my real names rodrick but they call me roddy."
The officer's mouth formed an O.
"Oh... okay... im sorry I didn't mean to... You know what would you like to see your wife?"
I nodded.
"Great idea."
2 hours later when Ashanti got discharged from the hospital and they get home....
"I just dont understand why you're mad Roddy."
Ashanti said.
I headed to see if Tiana and Bird were asleep in her room but turned around when I heard Ashanti say what she just said.
"you don't understand why i'm mad?! you dont understand that im mad cause you drove while drunk and got arrested while hennessy ate you out?!
forget the hennessy eating you out and the getting arrested part but you could've died when you decided to drink and drive! you could've gotten hurt or got somebody else hurt! its times like these that i wonder why the fuck you aint use your fucking head!
I yelled.
She stood there, crying.
"I-Im sorry... I was just so excited to finally have fun again.... I havent done Drunk shopping because o-of me getting pregnant and Tiana and I guess I kinda got t-too excited and I-Im really sorry..."
she sobbed.
I understand what she's going through. Though I do not like what she did, I understand her and regret yelling at her.
I sighed pulling her into a hug.
"listen dont cry... you made a mistake. we all make mistakes... and im sorry i yelled at you."
She nodded.
Then I pulled away.
"but aye listen i got a question..."
"Hm?"
she hummed.
"why was hennessy eating you out?"
She smirked, eyes still swollen from crying.
"Cause I was thinking of you."
She came closer.
"I was really horny for you."
Her hand ended up slipping into my pants.
oh trap lord. I am about to fuck the shit outta her.
"word?"
I asked.
She smirked.
"Word."
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hey yall! Ass chapter but whatevs😌
anyways, me and the baby are craving krispy kreme and mcdonalds so I sent V to go get some but he takin mad long😩
I might have to actually eat the salad V bought for me the other day🤮.
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