Key:
(Y/n): Your name
(N/n): nickname
(h/l): hair length
(h/c): hair color
(f/c): favorite color
(f/n): friend name
As quickly as possible you tell the little guys to hide standing up so they can move. Valentine hides under the stack of napkins on the table you bought, Diavolo gets into the fruit bowl his King Crimson laying the grapes on top of him, Diego hides under a pillow on the couch, Wamuu uses his wind to make himself invisible, Kars has already transformed his arms into bird wings and flies up to the ceiling lamp, Pucci and Dio hide behind the laptop and Esidisi goes under the couch. But little Kira couldn't come that far, as soon as he hears the door open, he decides to stay as still as possible.
(F/n): "I'm back baby! And I'm here for the Jojo binge watching!..Why are you standing in the middle of the room (N/n)?"
You: "O-oh hi (f/n)! I was just making my way to the kitchen to get the pizza! Hehe... How did you get in here?"
(F/n): "You really should find another hiding place for your spare key. The doormat is not the safest place."
Your friend steps inside giving you the spare key they used to open the door with. 'Why did I tell them where the key is... Oh that's right. So that they don't have to wait outside when I can't hear them..', you think heading to the kitchen and getting the pizza out which is already finished, going back to the living room quickly seeing your friend luckily still away from the couch and placing down their stuff near the door.
You: "I thought your shift ends later today?"
(F/n): "I was allowed to go home early since we have some new workers in the cafe now. I don't have to work the whole day anymore, you sound like you don't want me here."
You: "No! I-I was just asking, you know?"
(F/n) walks up to you with a small frown before they grin and start laughing at your panicked reaction, grabbing a slice of pizza from the big plate you hold.
(F/n): "Hahaha! I'm just kidding, you should've seen your face!"
You: "..."
(F/n): "C'mon, why don't we start watching the anime now! I want to continue on to part three, it looks like you already started without me anyway."
You: "Wait! Don't you want something to drink first?"
(F/n): "Nah I'm good, I had some cappuccino at the cafe."
'It's no use.! What would they say when they find out?!', well that wouldn't be so bad.. but what would happen next is the other question. Hurriedly you get over to the couch, placing the pizza down on the table and glance at Dio and Pucci hiding behind the laptop. The two were peeking out from behind the device watching (F/n) come closer, but as they do the two chibis begin to panic slightly trying to grab your attention as silently as possible. You look at where they're pointing at, seeing that Kira is still on the couch, not moving an inch so he won't get spotted. You practically throw yourself at him and hide him behind your back. Not that quite smooth but it did the trick.
(F/n): "What are you doing? For a second you looked like a salmon jumping out of water, you're weird today."
You: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
(F/n): "And what are you hiding behind your back?"
You: "...Nothing.."
Holding Kira in both of your hands behind your back, you try to cover him up but so that he still is able to breathe.
(F/n): "You can't lie to me (n/n)."
Looking down you think about it, on the first day you agreed with all of them to not let anyone know of them, especially Diavolo, even though you knew and said that at some point they'll be found one way or another. But this is your best friend, you can trust her/him. It could've been someone much worse (Like your landlady).
You: "Ok... But promise me not to freak out."
Nodding at your words you two sit down on the couch, Kira still hidden from (f/n), while the other chibis watch the scene unfold from their hiding spots.
(F/n): "What is it you want to show me? Is it a pet?! You know you can't keep one because of your landlady."
You: "Weeellll... Let's just say it's quite bizarre."
(F/n): "Did you just make a JoJo reference?"
You hold out both of your hands towards your friend and slowly unclasp them revealing what looks in the eyes of your friend, a small David Bowie.
(F/n): "I never knew you liked David Bowie that much that you actually bought a figurine of him! And as a chibi as well! I didn't know they existed."
Kira: "Who's David Bowie?"
(F/n): "OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT'S ALIVE!"
Kira: "Why is everybody's first reaction to scream? It's not pleasing at all."
(F/n): "OH M-"
You: "I said don't freak out!"
(F/n): "(Y/n) you better tell me what's going on! Who or what is he?!"
You: "No wait, don't ask hi-"
Too late.
Kira: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I worked as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I got home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
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The face of your friend is priceless as they try to understand what's going on. While you help your friend to calm down you still hold Kira in your other hand who's quite enjoying where he's sitting in rubbing his cheek against your thumb, but the small freak out had him scowling for a bit.
You: "I'm gonna tell you the short version of it. Yesterday when I wanted to watch the anime again I prepared some snacks, then there was a crash and these tiny chibi villains which are all from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appeared in my living room. And now they live here."
(F/n): "So...what you're saying is you have a bunch of chibis, which are the bad guys from JoJo's in your apartment room? That's. So. COOL! But I haven't seen this villain yet. Great, now I got spoiled... I haven't even started part three yet."
You: "You get a few more spoils. Guys you can come out of your hiding places!"
One by one the chibis reveal themselves, all getting on the couch with the two of you, looking up at the new face in front of them. (F/n) from the start of the series preferred the Jojos and other good guys from the villains they've seen, but the sight of those little fellas makes them fangirl/fanboy internally. And you could see it, you're really proud introducing the anime to them.
(F/n): "Is that all of them? They're all so cute!"
Valentine: "Actually, no. Diego is missing."
Diego: "I'm over here!"
Diego squeezes out from underneath the pillow your friend was leaning against and runs over to the others, rubbing his tail to get the numbness away.
You: "Everyone that's (F/n). (F/n) the villains, you should know Dio and the Pillarmen already. The one in my hand is like he introduced you to, Kira, that's Diavolo, Pucci, Diego and Funny Valentine."
(F/n): "Hey nice to meet you all!"
They greet them back, some more friendly than the others.
Diavolo: "Just so we're clear. You won't tell anyone about me, you hear me? If not I'm forced to get rid of you."
Pucci: "I'm pretty sure they won't do that Diavolo. They seem quite nice."
Kira: "But loud at the same time."
Dio: "I can't believe that I actually agree with you."
(F/n): "(n/n) why were you so scared showing them to me?"
You: "We both still remember what happened when you had a goldfish and you liked it to much. Remember?"
(F/n): "Look it was an accident! Sure, there were other things I had as well like-"
You: "Enough said. Why don't we continue watching the anime like we agreed to?"
(F/n): "Can you read my mind? Because that's what I thought just now!"
Diego: "The pizza has gotten cold."
Esidisi: "I could heat it up again."
You: "Aahhh let's just eat it cold shall we."
(F/n): "Yup."
The two of you take some slices before Esidisi could heat them up and eat them. You continued the show where you left of, the two of you huddled together in a big blanket the chibis in between annd surrounding you as they munched on some pizza or just chatted with you about some scenes they found interesting or funny, a few dozing off occasionally with Valentine already taking a nap under one of the napkins he took as a blanket.
Eventually it has gone dark outside and only the two of you together with the Pillarmen and Dio are still awake.
(F/n): "I don't have to work tomorrow. Should we go out with them, to the park maybe?"
You: "We could. Let's just see what they'll say about that."
Dio: "You both still know that a few of us can't go out because of the stupid sun right?"
(F/n): "Oh oops."
Kars: "I'm glad I conquered the sun."
(F/n): "Oh what I also wanted to ask (n/n) is if you got a new job?"
You: "Of course! Hahahhaha..haha... No. I'm still not finished with college you know? Online classes are a real pain."
(F/n): "I've heard. But you still have to earn some money, I know you got fired not long ago but I just wanted to ask."
You: "I didn't get fired I chose to quit."
(F/n): "I know I know. Just joking. Well I'll be gone for today."
You: "Kay. See you tomorrow!"
The both of you hug each other shortly before (F/n) picks up their stuff and says a quick goodbye to the four chibis and heads out. You close your laptop down and pick the other chibis who are soundly asleep up.
Wamuu: "What are online classes human?"
You: "It's one of the worst things that happened in this quarantine time."
Esidisi: "Why?"
You: "Socializing with a class I don't really like and doing projects for the teacher through a screen. No more questions I'm tired..."
Dio: "I don't want to sleep human."
You: "Fine by me, just don't mess around with anything and don't watch me sleep, because I will find you."
You give your best to look serious, but fail as you yawn in the process. Taking the chibis to the small corner of the living room you had them sleep in last time, you lay them on one of the bigger pillows and put a small blanket on top of them. You head to the bathroom to make yourself ready for bed and put on your sleeping wear and go to bed.
An hour later a small figure enters your room, sneaking up to your bed and jumping up ready to take a small sip of your blood, only to be held back and getting dragged away and out of your room.
Dio: "Let go of me!"
Wamuu: "You heard what the human said earlier. No feasting."
Dio: "I was hungry, don't you want to have a taste as well?"
Wamuu: "Lord Kars? What shall we do with him?"
Esidisi: "I'm quite hungry myself. I wouldn't mind having a vampire for tonight's meal."
Dio: "Nani!?"
Kars: "As much as I would like to as well after such a long time, the mortal won't be pleased and we made a promise. Let him go."
Wamuu lets go of Dio stepping to his leader's side as Kars leans forward to the blond and speaks with a dark tone in his voice.
Kars: "But remember, vampire. If there is someone who would lay a finger on this human first, then it's me."
With that the three disappear from Dio's sight. Who would've known that even if this tiny, they could be this menacing at the same time?
A/N: Ayy another update! I can' t sleep so I chose to write this ('っω=｀) It's almost past midnight over here, why am I doing this to myself? (｡T ω T｡) Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed that chapter!
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And if you're reading this past midnight...........what are you doing? Go to bed, don't stay up for that long like this potato right here! (/ω＼) Aight imma head out and sleep (probably not), you should too.
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