Hermitcraft Oneshots

By Soccer10835

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Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quo... More

Who killed him?
The one thing you can't replace
Incorrect Quotes
Soooooooooooo
Self Defense From Food - a Class by Grian
The Non-Illegal Robbery
Murder Mystery in the Jungle
The Joke
Team Star and Convex
Grian decides to make candy
First experience at Sahara?
Hermit Challenges/The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Multi-Brand Meeting Gets a Little Heated
Dangerous Road Designs
Newsies AU
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

Thomas Sanders Vines

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By Soccer10835

Y'all can probably tell but I'm a fander as well.

Video is not mine but its relatable. 


*Stress and Iskall passing notes*

Grian: Hey! What is that? *grabs note and reads it*

Grian: "You have cooties"

Stress: It's a joke, it's not-

Grian: I dO NoT! *sobbing*


*Spider on the floor*

Beef: Alright guys, nothing to be afraid of.

Wels: Look!

*Spider has used VANISH!*

Beef: Okay, say goodbye to the house guys!


Jevin: Ok thank you all for coming to discuss finances!

Impulse: Ummm, it's just me.

Jevin: Yeah, I know. You owe me 10 diamonds


Ren: Hey! Wanna play Twister?

Doc: Sure, I've never played!

Later......

Cleo: Right leg - red

Doc: *Kicks Grian in the chest* *Grian flies across the room* Did I win? 


Doc (With the rest of team star behind him): You think you're tough?

Cleo: Oh yeah. *takes out toothbrush and starts brushing her teeth*

Ren: Wait...

Cleo: *Has a sip of orange juice*

Team Star: akhljghbvGSBFBGJREBCH

Youtube: While you were gone you missed 12 Hermitcraft videos! 

Me: Oh, really?

Wattpad: And at least a hundred notifications!

Me: Oh, Ima be right back

Narrator Me: And then I threw myself right into the sun


Cleo: When I come back, I want my base Spotless!

Joe: Ughhhhhh

Cleo: Spotless!

Xisuma: So, you named her Spot?

Joe: *holding a dog* Yeah, I found her in the woods today.


Scar: You're listening to Scar in the mornin', here to tell you.........your radio's been broken for a month

Larry: Really Scar! I could just kick you out!

Scar: No, no! Rent is cheap! I'll shut up.


Scar: *singing to his villagers* When I think about my worries and I think about my strife here is what I simply say~~

Grian: *distant demonic screaming*

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