"..ake ..p"
"Wh-what?"
"Wa.... u.."
"Who's there?"
"Wake ...."
"What?"
"I SAID WAKE UP!"
Out of shock, I quickly stood up and looked around me.
"Shadow, did you really have to scream at me?"
"Sorry, you just wouldn't wake up. I tried giving you a kiss but that didn't work."
"What happened, why does my head hurt?"
"A headache maybe?"
No, this isn't a headache. Where am I even.
As I stood up I thought to myself, what had happened. My head hurts so much.
"Did you have a good day yesterday?" Shadow asked
"What, did something happen yesterday?"
"Uuh, yeah, we got married? What else do you think?"
"WHAT? I'm married? Why can't I remember that. More importantly, am I gay?"
"Yeah, you're queer. We're both gay and married, what else did you think?"
I'm married? Why can't I remember that?
As I walked out of the bedroom I thought to myself why I can't remember yesterday. But as I thought more and more, I realised...
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!
"Hey, Shadow. Uuh, I think I lost my memory. Can you tell me what day it is?"
Did I really lose my memory?
"Huh, you can't be serious, how can you lose your memory!"
"I don't know, was there something else that happened yesterday. Like, did I maybe hit my head?"
"No, nothing at all. Hmm, well, maybe I was a bit rough in bed..." Shadow said jokingly.
"This is no time for jokes."
Well, maybe he's right, my ass does hurt...
Wait, what am I even thinking?
"Shadow, I really lost my memory. I can't remember anything."
ding dong
ding dong
"I'll get it." I said
As I opened the door, this pink hedgehog stood in the doorway.
"SONIC, HOW DARE YOU! FIRST YOU LEAVE WITHOUT A NOTICE, THEN YOU DON'T ANSWER MY CALLS OR MESSAGES AND NOW YOU'RE MARRIED TO SHADOW? HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED!
Ouch, this lady can really scream. I had to stop her because she would otherwise wake up the entire neighborhood.
"Can you please stop ma'am, you're waking up the entire neighborhood."
"MA'AM? I'M AMY, HOW COULD YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME!"
"I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you are. I truly am."
"Ugh, you little... I'll make you eat those words once we get back home. Tails is worrying about you!"
Tails? Who's that I thought to myself.
I don't know any of those people...