Ashanti 💄
los angeles, ca
8:32 pm
Roddy snort-laughed at the sight of me.
I held my hand out to his face, shaking my head.
"Nope. You don't get to laugh at me nor my outfit."
Since the dumb nigga left the dead body in the backseat, we have to bury him now. And since I wasn't about to get caught I put on a cute little all black burglar outfit.
Roddy thinks my outfit's funny but it's really not. It's just a little bit cuter than most burglar outfits.
ashanti's outfit:
(ignore the white girl and imagine its Ashanti)
"ashanti you being ridiculous with that outfit"
I flipped him off.
"And you was being ridiculous leaving your dad's dead body in the car so I guess we even now bitch."
We're gonna drive 5 hours away just to bury his dad so its far and no one would trace the murder to us.
He rolled his eyes as we entered his car, dead body still in the backseat. The gang took Tiana out for the day while me and Roddy "go on a date".
The rotten smell of the decomposing father in the backseat immediately hit my nose, making me scrunch my face up.
"whats wrong bae?"
Roddy asked, seemingly confused.
"I know you did not just ask me what's wrong."
I replied, annoyed.
He shrugged, puckering his lips.
"kiss?"
he asked.
I ignored him, and instead looked at his dad in the backseat.
I rolled my eyes.
"Can you please put him in a garbage bag or something?"
Roddy smiled.
"not till you give me a kiss cuh"
"Roddy please just put your father in a garbage bag."
Roddy puckered his lips even more, even closing his eyes.
I knew he wasn't gonna stop so I leaned in, and the moment I did, I was pulled onto his lap, which I quickly hopped off
"BITCH!"
I said hitting him.
"Roddy what the fuck did you think was gonna happen when you pulled me into your lap?"
He smirked.
"i thought we could do you know...a lil sum sum"
I didn't even know how to respond to that, since we were currently trying to bury his father whom he murdered that was currently in the backseat.
"Roddy just... just please get a garbage bag to put your dad in it."
He rolled his eyes playfully, slapping my shoulder.
"fineeee. anything for ma lady."
I know for a damn fact the only reason Roddy is being this sweet to me is because he knows Im pissed as hell at him and that he's sleeping on the couch for the next 2 weeks.
He got out of the car and a minute later he came back with a extra large garbage bag.
"you mind helping me lift him into the bag bae?"
he asked.
I flipped him off.
"Do it yourself. You the one that left him here anyways. And don't think I don't know why you so sweet and polite now."
He sighed, and put his dad in the bag.
"Put him in the trunk."
I said.
Roddy nodded, doing so.
—— 3 1/2 hours into the car drive ——
"bae."
"bae."
"babypooh."
"cuh."
"bae."
"baeeeee."
I awoke to an annoying voice and kisses on my shoulder.
I raised my head up.
"Yes Roddy?"
"i have to piss."
he announced.
"And what would you like me to do about it?"
I said looking up and seeing we were at a gas station.
"can you stay in the car while i go use the gas station bathroom?"
I nodded.
"Hurry quick."
He nodded and headed towards the bathroom.
I placed my head back on the car door and closed my eyes.
-not even 3 minutes later-
"Oh my god!! Hi Roddy Ricch!"
I opened my eyes to see Roddy taking selfies with a female fan.
Because the windows were closed, I couldn't hear their conversation so I rolled it down.
"Oh my god! You're even finer in person!"
The girl said.
Bitch!
"thanks cuh."
he smiled.
Bitch! x2.
"Can I call you daddy?"
The girl joked.
Bitch! x3
"if you want to shorty."
he replied.
BITCH TIMES MOTHERFUCKING FOUR.
As they said their goodbye's, Roddy came back to the car smiling.
He looked at me, still smiling.
"whats wrong?"
I looked straight ahead, not looking at him.
"Y'all cute."
I said.
"who?"
"You and shorty. Is she your new wife?
Cause you know, since I'm only your fiancee I guess you can still back out and be with her."
I said, with extra attitude.
"ashanti...she was 16..."
I slapped him upside the head.
"YOU LET A 16 YEAR OLD CALL YOU DADDY?"
He nodded innocently.
"yeah... whats wrong? she said she wanted me to be her father."
"Roddy what kind of drugs have you been on to make you this stupid lately?"
He shrugged.
"If a 16 year old girl calls you daddy, it does not mean she wants you to be her father!"
He shrugged again.
I lowly chuckled, putting my head back on the car door.
"1 month"
I said.
"1 month what?"
he asked.
"Thats how long your gonna be sleeping on the couch."
I could feel him staring me down so I closed my eyes, going back to sleep.
ashanti and roddy's little bury a body roadtrip will continue onto the next chapter...
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