Joong
AKAJSJSJSHSHSJSSJS
SKKSWAPAPOIAUSJSJJSJWJAJ
LQOQPAPSJHSHEBE HLEE
HELA
HLEP
Sannie
hi
Yeo
It's 10am why are you screaming
Hwannoying
Are you ok Hongjoong?
Woooo
Park Seonghwa are u texting in class 😱
Jongho
Silence
Hongjoong might be getting murdered
Yeo
Someone finally got tired of his shit 🤭
Joong
I-
Ok anyways please help
Idk what to do I'm literally on the bathroom floor having a mental breakdown AND ITS NOT EVEN MY OWN BATHROOM I can't do this I'm gonna die alkahsjsjslapak HELP
Hwannoying
What happened?
Wooyoung
Who's bathroom is it?
Yunyun
Spill the tea luv ☕️
Joong
Ok u know how I said I was having coffee with MINGI
AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME
Woooo
I still don't believe u
Sannie
Same I call bullshit
Joong
LISTEN RO ME
I'm at his house and it's so eXpenSive looking and idk how I ended up here we were just getting coffee
Woooo
OMG YES JOONG GET SOME
Yeo
I'm so proud omg Hongjoong is no longer the leader of all virgins in the universe
Sannie
Literally crying tears of joy
Hwannoying
Hongjoong technically isn't a virgin. He's just not slept with someone for an elongated period of time.
Woooo
no one asked for a dictionary definition.
Jongho
Joong
SJAHSHHSJSJS NOW U BELEIEVE ME ???
Yunyun
It's because we can feel the genuine gay panic through every text 😌
Hwannoying
Wait how did you get to his house
Woooo
In a car obviously
Hwannoying
Literally not what I meant
Joong
WE WERE TALKING ABT HIS MUSIC VIDEO AND HE ASKED IF I WANTE TO SEE IT BEFORE IT CME OUT AND I DAID YES OF COARSE SO WE CAME HERE ITS SUCH A BLURY MEMORY
Jongho
Is this French
Are you speaking French because I cannot understand
Hwannoying
Okay take a deep breath
it's going to be okay
Yeo
Just watch the mv and then clap.
It's not hard
Woooo
Everyone be quiet because this is my area of expertise
first of all
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM !!!
then
STOP FREAKING OUT BC ITS NOT SEXY TO FREAK OUT !!!!
then
WATCH THE MV AND TELL HIM HE LOOKS HOT BUT EVEN HOTTER IN PERSON OR WHATEVER
JUST COMPLIMENT HIM
AND THEN YOU HOP ON THAT DICK ❤️❤️❤️
Joong
I'm not
No
I don't
No
Not me
Not what it is
I'm no
Sannie
Woo baby I think you broke Hongjoong 😞
Yeo
He was broken when we met him 😌
Woooo
Kim Hongjoong you better be getting up off the floor right now
Joong
IVE BEEN ON THE FLOOR FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND
I FORGOT HOW TO GET UP
OK IM GOING
BUT IDK
IF I DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT OR WHATEVER PLEASE TELL EVERYONE I DIED SAVING THE WORLD OR SMTHING
Woooo
I'll make sure the world knows how u choked to death on that dick ❤️
Jongho
Joong
I hate all of you literally why did I text y
ANAJJSJSBW WHY IS HE KNOCKING
JEJSIWPQPQPQNWJ HES ASKING IF IM OK
AM I OK ???
IM NOT OK
OK BYE IM FINNA DIE
Hwannoying
Ok have fun! Stay safe <3
Yeo
Woooo
I-
I'm starting a prayer circle for Hongjoong text me to join 🖤
A/N: Hi! Speaking of prayers, you might want to skip the next chapter if you would rather not read my trash attempt at writing about sexy times starring Mingi and Hongjoong. Ok love u! Byesies! 🖤