THESE ARE PURELY FROM EXPERIENCE
1. Isn't your scarf supposed to cover your facial hair aswell?
I....what.....I..wh.....
2. Have you gotta a bomb in there?
No, you? My body is totally free of gas, I don't even burp.
3. What happens if I see your hair?
Ermmmmm, nothing. Your not supposed to though......
4. If I took your hijab of, what would you do?
Do it and find out, you wont live to tell the tale.
5. Are you bald?
I got more hair than you.
6. Are you a nun?
I'm wearing a floral headscarf, do nuns were those?
7. Are you forced to were that thing?
No, are you forced to were clothes?