Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

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Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
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Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
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TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
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10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
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Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
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STRENGTH
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Struggles For Lazy Girls
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Greed
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British Accent
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CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
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Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
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#RedefiningMentalHealth
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Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
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What British Muslims Really Think
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Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men

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Thats a long title.

Anywaayyyyyys, Asalamualaikum wattrokers!

This may make you snort in in relation.

I don't have a beard myself, I just collected data from my family XD

And asked them the questions myself XXXXXD

'Coz tust me I've heard some preeeeeetttttty stupid questions.

1. Are you a sheikh?

Errrr, no. As much as I'd love to be one, I'm just a normal muslim brother with a beard. Is that confusing?

2. Why don't you plait your beard?

Because it's a beard...........

3. Isn't it annoying?

...

4. Why do you have a beard?

So when I'm thinking I can stroke it derrrrr......

5. How old are you like........53?

I'm 25...........

6. Can I touch your beard?

NO!!!

Lol, anyway.

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