Park Jimin
- don't trust his innocent looks (i have certainly learned my lesson 👀)
- dEfInEtElY not a shortie
- normally a chill, but perverted person
-"im not short, jungbitch!"
Min Yoongi
-is done with everything and everyone
-secretly whipped for tae and hobi
-favorite hobby is sleeping
-doesn't like to filter his language
-"fuck you, and fuck this."
Kim Taehyung
- loves drama and spilling tea
-may or may not have a crush on hobi 👀👀
-is not afraid to be himself
-"bitch my eye is itchy."
Kim Seokjin
-WWH
-loves dad jokes
-in a relationship with namjoon
-like a father figure
-"yah! don't touch my ramen, get your own!"
Jeon Jungkook
wait- what-
wHo PuT tHaT tHeRe
um haha... wrong picture..
ahah there we go, anygays.
-muscle bunny
-drinks banana milk 24/7
-secretly has a tattoo that says 'P.JM.'
on his left buttcheek when he got drunk
-"jiminie hyung is short!"
Kim Namjoon
-god of destruction
-cutie
-in a relationship with seokjin
-visible confujin
-straight as a circle
-"im so pure."
Jung Hoseok
-ball of sunshine
-loves sprite
-in love with yoongi and tae
-"yoongi, if you don't put my sprite down right now i will bend you over this counter and spank you in front of everyone!" (he doesn't play around when it comes to his sprite 👀👀🌚)
this is not made in any way shape of form to offend any BTS members, i have no ownership of the artwork that i put in the story so all credit goes to the artists.
welp, this was the introduction, idk what else to say
hope you enioy this bad excuse of a story 🙃
ily guys ❤❤❤💜💜💜