Shadowhunters/Malec One Shots

By piadreamer

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One shots of my favourite otp, Malec. May also contain other pairings but mostly Malec. Contains fluff, angst... More

A giggly morning.
What are you?
My immortal boyfriend
We always seem to find a way back to each other.
I will carry you.
Perfect Criminal
Perfect Criminal •Part 2•
Perfect Criminal •Part 3•
Perfect Criminal •Part 4•
My boyfriend's a cat-fox.
I'll always protect you.
Thunderstorms and cuddles.
Relationships... they take effort.
Relationships... they take efforts. •Part 2•
You might be gold but I love Silver.
The story of Madeline Lightwood Bane.
Dimensional Issues
My Sleeping Prince
War of hearts
Beautiful Evening
My innocent Fiancé.
First date
Heartbreak and misery
Lost willpower
Lost willpower •Part 2•
Lost willpower •Part 3•
I'll love you for a thousand more.
Together, always and forever.
Play day.
Play day •Part 2•
Portal Mishap.
Portal Mishap •Part 2•
Melodious escape
Melodious Escape ~ 2
Melodious Escape ~ 3
Melodious Escape ~ 4
Melodious Escape ~ 5
Deal with the Devil
Love that never fades
The Return - Chapter 1
The Return - Chapter 2
The Return - Chapter 3
The Return - Chapter 4
The Return - Chapter 5
The Return - Chapter 6
The Return - Chapter 7
The Return - Chapter 8
The Return - Chapter 9

Drunken mistake

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By piadreamer

!Warning: Contains smut, not intended for readers below 16!

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A blurry dark alley, that's what Alec saw when he escaped from the back door of a bar? Party? Club? He couldn't remember, but he just knew that he needed to escape from the place. His legs weren't cooperating when he walked but he successfully reached outside a... parking lot? How did he get there? Did he fly? 'That would be awesome!' he thought and took a sip from the beer bottle held in his hand.

To say that the most responsible person was drunk would be an understatement because Alexander Gideon Lightwood was completely wasted. How he was walking was a miracle even god couldn't explain.

He took the support of a car and kept walking when suddenly the alarms of some random car started blaring and someone bumped into him.

"Fucking fucker!" He slurred.

"Oooooppsss!" The other man slurred, too. "Ima..sorrrry!"

"You're cop... copyeeeng me? Badddd!"

"I? You same.... *hic* same me. Drunkyy!"

Alec laughed and saw a bottle in the other man's hand. He took another sip of his beer and leaned on to the car near him. Even in a drunken state, he couldn't help but notice how beautiful the man was. Spiked hair, makeup was done beautifully, jewelry all over his body, maybe Asian. Man, he was edible!

"Like shawberi or rashbei?"

"Huh? Watcha' say?"

"You say me deeble?" The Asian man slurred and stumbled but Alec caught him and they both leaned against the car as the man took a sip from his huge bottle.

"Noknow! You more drunk 'an me! Watcha' drinking?"

"Phisss!" The man brought the bottle near his face then took a huge sip. "Eshujit wine! From... " He started counting on his fingers and Alec laughed.

"Eshpensiveee?" The other man nodded so fast that Alec had to put his hand over his head to stop him from breaking his neck.

"Oop! You spinning!" Alec laughed again and the other man was grinning at his laugh like a kid who grins when he gets candy.

"You fly here tooo?" Alec asked the other man frowned.

"Fly? I nota brid! Searching my carrr, lost... lost the car. Couldn't find it. Thought I did, fucking keeeys not open it. Uselesshhh!"

"You the-theef! Badddd! You made the buzzzz noise!"

"No! Me no theeeefff! I good guy!"

"Ohhkeeey! Wactya name good guy?" Alec tossed the bottle in his hand, not liking that it was getting over.

"Nameee... Namez Maaagnuss!"

"Maagnuss... Bootifulll name. I Aalecc!"

"Aalecc? Eirdame! Chortoromeing?"

"Huh? Watcha' say?"

"I say-" Magnus couldn't finish what he was about to say as they heard a commotion behind them.

"What the hell!? What happened to our car?" A woman screamed.

"Someone tried to get in! Fucking bastard! I'll kill him!" A man who accompanied the woman yelled.

"Baby, calm down! It's just a scratch. Look, there's a key that's fallen here, it must be his. Let's search around. He must be here somewhere." The man with her nodded and they started searching around.

Magnus ran his hand over his pants and jacket pocket as he stumbled backward and forward. "Ooop! Myyy keeey! Nothere! I-I-I... I locht! No eeeef but theyilll me! Aalecc sapheee meeee!" He stumbled and fell on Alec's body who was leaned over the car.

"Yeeep! Heavyyy!" Alec put his hands on the smaller man's shoulders and pushed him back so that he could lean over the car too. "No eeeff. Googuii Me saphee you!" He slurred. When he saw the pair approaching in their direction, he wrapped his fingers around the lapels of Magnus' jacket, pulled him in, and smashed their lips together. Magnus froze with the sudden action, but when his brain registered the world's softest and plumpest lips against his, he replied with the same ferocity, giving in with all he had. Their drunken kiss was sloppy and wet yet the best kiss either man had till date.

"Oh shit! Sorry guys!" The woman spoke with a light smile on her face at the sight, already liking the couple.

"Umm... Sorry! We'll leave! And get a room you two, not everyone is accepting, you know!" The man chuckled and looked at his girlfriend who nodded with a smile as they left.

"And use a condom!" The man yelled while walking away and laughed,, earning a smack on the head from his girlfriend.

They both smiled the brightest smile when they broke the kiss, feeling each other's breath over their mouth.

"They seeem niceeeee! Wouldn't killll you!" Alec slurred and wrapped one of his necklaces over his finger unconsciously.

"Noknow! Thnk me eeeeef! Mmmm, greaat kiss. Luvvvit!"

Alec smiled and picked up his bottle to take a sip but it was already over. His lips made a sad pout, making Magnus sad for the stranger he had his best kiss with. "Hereeee, 'ave mine!" He took his bottle and shoved it in Alec's face. Alec laughed and took the bottle. As soon as he took the first sip he winced.

"Stooong!"

Magnus giggled, making Alec's heart skip a beat. He had no idea what was happening but he was having the best moment of his life with the stranger.

"'ave more at my seeeecet place, wanna have?" Magnus asked, tumbling forward, landing on Alec's arms again. "Oooop!"

Alec gently pushed him back again and did his legendary eye roll. "You falll alot!"

Magnus giggled and kept looking at him waiting for the answer. And blinked then realized he had to answer. "Yessss, wan' mooore!"

"Yaayy! Letsh go then. Aave secccet carrr, butttt, walk tennn minute from heree." Magnus slurred and took Alec's hand in his.

"Carr? Buttt you drunkyy?"

"Ish tomatic, Inoreeive, I dechiind!" He said proudly and pulled Alec with him when he started walking.

"Ok-kaaay!"

After twenty minutes when they finally reached successfully where Magnus' secret car was parked, Alec started looking around making Magnus frown.

"You no like my carr?"

"Pee! Neeedtoo pee!"

Magnus' mouth went 'o' but luckily for them, they were surrounded by dense bushes. He pointed towards one and looked at Alec.

"Buuushh!"

"Thaaankyouu!" Alec smiled and quickly ran towards it to do his business while Magnus waited for him. While waiting Magnus couldn't help but notice how big the man was down there and how sexy he sounded when he moaned with satisfaction, resulting in his pants going tight. He looked down and gulped. "Fuuuuck!"

Alec had just finished his business when he heard the stranger curse. He walked towards him and leaned against the car. "Whatt wrong?"

"Looook whaat you did!" He pointed towards his crotch and Alec's eyes widened, making his own pant going tight.

"Fuckkkk! You bigggg!" His hazel eyes met the stranger's chocolate brown ones, making their pupils go wide with immense lust. Without wasting any time Alec pinned him against the car and smashed their lips in a hungry kiss filled with passion and desire, as his arms trailed against the stranger's clothed member.

"Fucckkkk!" Magnus exclaimed and quickly opened the driver's side, "Innnn! Fashttt!" Alec obliged and Magnus quickly activated its functions because it was designed keeping only one destination in mind, he didn't need to think much. He activated its GPS and all the automatic features and within half an hour, they were both standing outside Magnus' bungalow.

A gasp escaped from Alec's mouth when he saw the bungalow, it was huge and from the looks of it, way too luxurious. Glass doors, metal beaded string curtains on every window and open doors, fully laminated flooring, expensive-looking couches and furniture, even after all that, the house had a classic look to it, exactly how Alec loves.

"Amazzzing! You haouse amaaaazing!" Alec slurred as he stumbled into his living room.

"I dechiind!" He said proudly and Alec smiled.

"You sooooo talen'd!"

Magnus grinned and started walking towards Alec who was looking around the house with awe but stumbled his legs over each other and fell on Alec's arms once again.

"Yeeeeeeepppp! You keep falllin'" Alec laughed but suddenly stopped when their hard-ons rubbed against each other, making his pupils go wide. "Fukkkk!" He pulled the smaller man up and smashed their lips in a hungry kiss. Magnus moaned into the kiss and started walking or rather say stumbling towards his bedroom. He opened the wooden door while still kissing Alec and stumbled again making Alec fall on his bed and him landing on top of him.

"Againnn!" Alec giggled, making Magnus' heart skip a few beats.

"Beautifullll voish!" Magnus said, and started trailing wet kisses over the taller man's neck. Alec moaned with the feeling and started unbuttoning the Asian man's jacket and shirt. Magnus did the same with Alec's shirt and soon both their shirts were on the floor and their combined moans were echoing in Magnus' room.

Alec fluttered his eyes with the feeling as his hands trailed over Magnus' firm abs, "You secheshyyyy!" He licked his lips, unzipped Magnus' pants and took his length in his hands. "You bigggggg!"

"Fuckkkkk!" Magnus moaned at the feeling and unzipped Alec's pants too, dug his fingers around his boxers, and took both of them off together, throwing them on the floor. A gasp escaped from his mouth when he saw the man beneath him in his full glory.

"Me no biggg! You bigggg than me!" He licked his lips and took the taller man's length in his mouth, wrapped his fingers around the base and started sucking expertly.

The filthiest moan escaped from Alec's lips at the feeling of smaller man's plump lips around his length and he leaned his back up asking for more.

Magnus increased his speed as Alec wrapped his fingers over his hair and gripped it tightly. Magnus' length hardened more at the feeling of those long fingers around his hair and he started sucking at greater speed.

"Closeeeee!" Alec moaned out when he felt a familiar sensation in his lower abdomen. Not long after, he released inside Magnus' mouth and the smaller man swallowed him whole. He panted as sweat shined over his whole body and looked at the smaller man who was stroking himself. He shoved the man's hand away from his length and he groaned.

"No nakeeyy! Get nakeeyy like me!" He pulled the Asian man's pant down and Magnus got out of it as Alec pulled him in for a hungry kiss. Their lengths humped over each other and Alec's length hardened again, making Magnus laugh.

"Youuu insideee me! Noww!" Alec demanded as he smashed their lips again and straddled his legs to make space for the man.

"Boshhhyyy!" Magnus complained but quickly took out the lube from the side table drawer and coated his length and Alec's entrance. He took his length in his hand and lined it against Alec's entrance and pushed it in, making the taller man gasp. "Ooop! Shorrrry! Hurttt?"

"Sh-sh-sh-shlolyy!" Alec panted, the man was huge. Magnus nodded his head but stopped when everything started spinning. Once his head was in place he started thrusting slowly but increased his pace when Alec arched his back and pushed against him.

Alec moaned and fisted his hand on the sheets when the other man increased the pace. He brought his other hand over his length and started stroking it in quick motion, already feeling the tingling sensation build inside his lower abdomen for the second time. Four thrusts later, he released himself between their bodies, coating both their chests with his orgasm.

Alec's release was enough for Magnus to reach the edge. After two more thrusts, he erupted inside Alec making the taller man moan in pleasure. He then pulled himself out and fell over Alec's body, panting heavily.

"Slep-py!" Magnus said, already drifting off to sleep.

"Mmmtoo!" Alec's eyes became heavy and it didn't take them long to fall asleep in each other's arms.

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Two different loud phone rings broke Magnus from his sweet and deep sleep. He groaned and tried to sit up but two things stopped him in doing so, one, his head which was aching like someone had run a truck over it, and two, a strong arm wrapped around his waist in a tight grip and a head resting on his shoulder.

He froze when he realized someone was sleeping with him and he was feeling sticky all over his body. The cold blanket was touching his length making him gulp with the realization that he was naked and probably had sex with the cute stranger. He looked around and realized he was in his bungalow. So his escape plan did work but he managed to bring someone with him. How drunk was he that he doesn't even remember any of it?

His eyes then fell on the soft raven black messy hairs of the stranger which felt like cold silk caressing his skin. It was an amazing feeling. He tilted his head a little to look at his face and by God's graciousness, it was a sight to behold. The guy looked so cute and adorable while sleeping. He didn't move as he wanted to keep looking at the adorable face but luck wasn't at his side as their phones rang again loudly making the man groan.

The loud ringing made Alec's head throbbing like anything, he groaned and slowly opened his eyes, rubbing it lightly then looked around. Where was he? As soon as his eyes landed on the stranger's body who was looking at him... fondly? He jumped and wrapped the blanket around his naked body. Wait, he was naked? He had sex with that sexy stranger, as if realizing who the stranger was, he gulped. How drunk was he that this happened? As if on cue, his head started throbbing as someone hit him with the hammer, again and again.

"Oww! My head! Damn it! Where am I?"

To say Magnus was mesmerized with the beauty would be an understatement. Now he doesn't regret having sex with this cute stranger.

"My bungalow." Magnus spoke, took out two aspirin pills from the side table's drawer, poured water in two glasses which were kept on the table, handed it to the stranger, and took his own.

"Thank you." Alec said as he took the pill. "So, umm, we..."

"Had sex? It definitely looks like it, though I don't remember any of it or how we even met. You're not a prostitute, right?"

"You really were more drunk than me." Alec chuckled shyly.

"Sorry?"

"I... Umm, I kind of remember bits and pieces, though I think after drinking your wine, I don't remember anything."

"Oh, I don't even remember I took the wine. It was an old and exquisite one." Magnus chuckled and Alec's eyes widened. "Enlighten me then."

"Oh... um... I... I remember I escaped from my own party but I don't remember how I reached outside a parking lot. You... you bumped? I guess yes, you bumped into me. I think you were looking for your car but lost the keys too. I don't remember anything after." He admitted shyly, though, leaving the part where they kissed, and that won't matter anyway now.

Magnus couldn't help but notice the adorable blush that crept on the stranger's face while he was telling him the events of last night. 'Damn! Where was he this whole time!' he thought to himself.

"Wait, your own party? Was it your birthday yesterday?" Magnus asked curiously, but their phones started ringing again loudly, making both men groan. They both picked up their respective phones and gasped.

"Fuck! It's four in the evening! We slept the whole day!" Alec gasped. He scrolled through his phone which had over 200 missed calls and 500 messages. He gulped, he was a dead man when he got back.

Magnus also looked at his phone and noticed he had around 150 missed calls and over 300 messages. 'Fucking great!' he thought to himself and threw his phone on the side table.

"So? Birthday boy?"

Alec threw his phone on the bed and sighed. "No... umm, it wasn't my birthday party... it.. umm, it was my bachelorette party. I'm not a party person and my asshole friends took me to a gay bar because they thought giving me one last day of freedom would be amazing, so... I... ah... I escaped."

Magnus' eyes widened and he bit his lip. "Honestly speaking, it was my bachelorette party too I escaped from. That's why I kept my specially designed automatic car somewhere nearby to reach here. None of my friends are aware I own this place."

"Wow! That's something of a coincidence. But what about the car you were searching for?"

"That was my friend's. I planned on leaving it there anyway." He shrugged.

Alec laughed. He was about to say something when their phones started ringing again. They both sighed in unison.

"I'm going to be a dead man when I get back." Alec stated.

"Understandable, but may I ask why?"

"Umm... It's... it was supposed to be my wedding today. Which now..." He cleared his throat and looked at Magnus who looked unaffected rather than astonished.

"That's something of a coincidence. It's my wedding day too, well it was supposed to be now." Magnus admitted they both looked at each other with shock for some time, then burst into laughter.

"Oh my god! I can't believe it!" Alec said while clutching his stomach.

"So, we both are runaway grooms!" Magnus chuckled.

"Our families are going to kill us, right?"

"Actually, in my case, my godparents." Magnus said, and looked at the adorable stranger. "So, may I ask... um,"

"Oh, um, 9 A. M. at our own traditional mansion."

"Wow, okay. 11 A. M. The church near the central park."

"Wow, that's the biggest church in New York."

"You know I realized something, we never had a formal introduction since we are sober. I'm Magnus Bane."

"Alexander Lightwood. And, I... I kind of recognized you." He scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"Wait, a Lightwood! I'm sorry but may I ask whom you were getting married to? Because as far as I know, the famous politicians, Maryse and Robert Lightwood are homophobes of the century."

Alec chuckled. "That's true. It was a political marriage with the Branwell's. Lydia Branwell. Lyds and I got no say in it. She's a lesbian too and even has a girlfriend. We both hated what our parents decided for their own fucking reputation. What about you? You seemed relieved too?"

Magnus chuckled. "Honestly, my real father made a stupid deal with Belcourt's before dying which included me tying the knot with Camille Belcourt as a result of our company's collaboration. Thank god for our drunken state, we both escaped the misery."

"Wait, Camille? The bitch who was in prison for a year for sexual harassment and attempted rape?"

"Yep, the one and only." Magnus sighed and shook his head. "So, umm, coffee?" He asked unsurely, it was evening but he wanted the man to stay. He actually started liking him.

"I'd love one. Thank you." Alec smiled. He didn't know how he got this lucky. How he didn't realize last night whom he was talking to. The fucking Magnus Bane. His crush, his role model. The owner of Bane's Architecture, a famous interior designer, and Izzy's favorite fashion model. That man was multi-talented. And he wasn't just talking to him, he slept with him, he fucking slept with his role model.

"Okay, you can get fresh while I make something for us. The bathrooms on your left, creme wooden door." Magnus smiled.

After getting fresh Alec found himself sitting in a mini dining place near his kitchen. Magnus got freshened up too and prepared a quick feast of pasta and coffee for them.

"Wow! This is delicious! How many talents do you have?" Alec smiled as he took another bite of the delicious pasta.

"Hmm, apart from what I do, many!" Magnus teased and smiled. How he never met the man before, he couldn't understand. That man was something.

"Umm... so, I... I want to admit something!" Alec hesitated.

Magnus frowned. "Yeah, go ahead."

"Umm, so you know I'm a Lightwood, my siblings are famous, but I never was interested in the limelight. And... my parents hated me because first, I'm gay, second, I chose my passion over politics. I'm actually an architect, if you have heard about the start-up company, Sous l'arche, it's mine. And... um, you... you are my role model. I have always admired your designs, they are unique. So, um, the fact that I slept with..." He trailed off and his cheeks went a deep shade of red.

Magnus smiled and caressed the taller man's cheeks. "You're adorable, Alexander." Alec smiled shyly at the gesture. Suddenly Magnus realized something and his eyes went wide. "Wait, did you say Sous l'arche, I always wanted to collaborate with the company but never got to meet the owner, their designs are something I feel my designs lack. You're the owner?"

Alec's cheeks went red again with the compliment. "Umm, yeah, I'm the owner and head designer."

"Wow, so will you? I mean, collaborate with my company?"

"I'd love that!" Alec beamed, then went to his shy self again. "Umm, Magnus, may I ask you something?" Magnus nodded. "Will... Will you go on a date with me?"

Magnus smiled, his brightest smile. "I'd love that!"


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