Once upon a time in a big ol steamy swamp, Shrek looked up at the stars and sighed.
I wish i could fly, he thought longingly. Then he wept.
Tears cascaded from his deep brown orbs. The big, incredibly handsome green man was feeling rather blue. He longed, desperately, for.....
a she-squirrel.
Why?
Well, not just any she-squirrel, a special she-squirrel. Just like the one on SpongeBob. But he had a slight problem there. Shrek couldn't swim or breathe underwater for very long. So, he decided to settle for the hunk of a man that was Tadashi Hamada.
His underwater she-squirrel princess Sandy would have to stay lonely.