Operation BakuDeku

By bkdk4everr

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Saturday 9:02pm - Operation BakuDeku

Pikaboii is online

Pikaboii: sooooooo it's been a while

Manlyboii and FlexTapeboii are online

Manlyboii: It has!

FlexTapeboii: Like only a couple of days actually

Pikaboii: as i said before... FOREVER

IcyThotboi is online

IcyThotboi: It has been so long, I have befriended the wild beast.

Manlyboii: YOU AND BAKUBRO ARE...BROS?!

IcyThotboi: No, we are not biological brothers, or step-brothers to say the least, but we are friends.

Pikaboii: The student has not surpassed the teach just yet you guys

IcyThotboi: I will never be able to take your place, sensei.

FlexTapeboii: He has in academics

Manlyboii: And in hero training

FlexTapeboii: And also in other little competitions among the class

Pikaboii: okay, okay, I get it 😑

IcyThotboi: I am still very sorry for humiliating you while we raced to see who could reach the end of the pool first.

Pikaboii: It's okay dude! It was my fault...

Manlyboii: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂

FlexTapeboii: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU ABSOLUTE DUNCE 😆😂

Pikaboii: Hahahahahahaha, i'm rolling on the floor you guys 😒

EarJackboii is now online

Pikaboii: Great

EarJackboii: Why are we making fun of Kami?

Manlyboii: THE NOT VERY MANLY POOL INCIDENT

EarJackboii: HAHA! BAKUGO LAUGHED TOO!

Pikaboii: HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE MY DAD!

IcyThotboi: Boogie Woogie Woogie.

Pikaboii: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TODOROKI

IcyThotboi: Okay broski.

Manlyboii: ...

Manlyboii: Todoroki-bro, do you know what 'broski' means?

IcyThotboi: I know it is an informal way of greeting your peers, but do not know the actual definition.

FlexTapeboii: Even I was confused as to why you just called out Kirishima for it and then now you use it 😂

IcyThotboi: 'Called out'?

FlexTapeboii: Yeah, like said

IcyThotboi: I am texting, Sero.

Pikaboii: You have a long way to go son

IcyThotboi: I am not going anywhere.

EarJackboii: Clearly the pool incident goes to show Kami's the one going straight up to meet God before you Todoroki 😅

FlexTapeboii: Or straight down LOL

Manlyboii: I mean...sometimes his inner Mineta seeps out, so it's quite reasonable

EarJackboii: *eye roll intensifies*

Pikaboii: You guys are so MEAN

EarJackboii: Right, like you're the nicest human being on the planet

IcyThotboi: That title is taken by Midoriya.

Manlyboii: The most manliest and kindest boi out there. ✊😌

IcyThotboi: *Broccoli Boi

FlexTapeboii: Can't believe you forgot his true title Kiri

EarJackboii: *sighs*

Pikaboii: Well I can't believe you guys FORGOT the pool incident in the matter of seconds!!

IcyThotboi: Thank you for reminding us.

FlexTapeboii: You're an idiot Kaminari

EarJackboii: If we didn't already know he was an idiot from the pool incident and even before that! 😂

Manlyboii: KAMINARI WHY WOULD YOU ACTIVATE YOUR QUIRK IN THE WATER!?

IcyThotboi: Again, I am terribly sorry for intimidating you enough to do what you had done.

Pikaboii: NO NO, IT WASN'T YOU!

EarJackboii: lies

Pikaboii: Okay, maybe partly, kinda, maybe, sorta, A TEENSY WEENSY BIT

FlexTapeboii: Then explain dipshit!

Pikaboii: It was just me and Todoroki, at the pool, ready to race...

EarJackboii: *Todoroki and I, but go on

Manlyboii: He's not that manly when it comes to english

FlexTapeboii: Oh we know

EarJackboii: We've all seen his grades

IcyThotboi: They are very low from the average level one should be at.

Pikaboii: Thanks for rubbing it in my face guys :(

Pikaboii: Wish Mido was here to back me up and punch you all in the face for you guys to shut up

FlexTapeboii: Luckily he's not

GravityFallsboi is now online

Manlyboii: BUT WE HAVE HIS BEST FRIEND!! HEY URARAKA-SAN!

Pikaboii: HEY URARAKA-SAN!

FlexTapeboii: Hey! hey!

EarJackboii: Hey girly!!

Pikaboii: When did you call people 'girly'?

GravityFallsboi: She always did? Are you ever paying attention to her?

Manlyboii: *whispers confessss*

GravityFallsboi: Confess what?

Pikaboii: That I'm not ever paying attention in general

Pikaboii: AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?!

IcyThotboi: Out of the only two options presented, you are RIGHT.

IcyThotboi: Oh, hey Uraraka.

GravityFallsboi: HEY GUYYSSS 💖💖

EarJackboii: You're an idiot, Kami

Pikaboii: I just confessed something like that two seconds ago

EarJackboii: We all knew that before you had come to the realization that you were an idiot

Pikaboii: I didn't exactly say that I WAS an idiot per se

EarJackboii: When did you learn the word 'per se'?

Pikaboii: English class

EarJackboii: You know what?

Pikaboii: what?

Pikaboii: Wait, you know WHAT?

Manlyboii: The turntables

FlexTapeboii: It's like lovers quarrel

GravityFallsboi: We shouldn't be witnessing this

IcyThotboi: Beat her ass, Young Kaminari.

Alienboii is now online

Alienboii: I just walked into a minefield

GravityFallsboi: It's called Jiro getting her hopes up and someone slamming them straight down further into the ground, where they can barely be reached by just a shovel or a rubber glove

IcyThotboi: Shakespeare who?

Pikaboii: *AHEM*

Pikaboii: You know WHAT, Jiro?

EarJackboii: What Kaminari?

Pikaboii: At least I'm not stupid enough to fall head over heels over such an idiotic guy that can't even seem to acknowledge your feelings for him! HMPH! 😤

Alienboii: I-

Manlyboii: I thought-

FlexTapeboii: I thought that Kaminari-

GravityFallsboi: I thought that Kaminari had at least a few braincells in his head after the pool incident-

IcyThotboi: I thought that Kaminari had at least a few braincells in his head after the pool incident but apparently he fucking don't.

Pikaboii: LE GASP

Manlyboii: TODOROKI! YOU SWORE! SHIT!

GravityFallsboi: YOU HAVE TO STOP HANGING OUT WITH FUCKING BAKUGO-KUN!

Alienboii: YOU BITCH! THERE ARE INNOCENTS!

Pikaboii: THINK ABOUT THE GODDAMN CHILDREN!!

EarJackboii: Who here seems like a child to you?

Pikaboii: Todoroki-kun is my son you see.

Alienboii: No Kami, she sees perfectly fine, you're just a complete idiot

Pikaboii: fine. I am.

Manlyboii: It's okay bro, you accepted it very manly-like!

Pikaboii: Dude, I really couldn't care less about being called an idiot

FlexTapeboii: Then what was with you getting all tense with Jiro?

FlexTapeboii: oh wait-

Manlyboii: *whispers he wants to impress her*

Pikaboii: You can't whisper on a chat, Kiri, you know that right?

Alienboii: Ohmygod of COURSE HE DOES!

Manlyboii: Bro, sometimes you make me worry for you

IcyThotboi: I am worried for my parental figure as well, knowing he has yet to teach me the infinite world of memes every morning I rissseee and shinnneeee.

GravityFallsboi: I'm going to go cry over tainted Todoroki-kun

EarJackboii: You want to impress me?

Pikaboii: I want to impress everyone!! 😊😁

Alienboii: Believable, sure, whatever.

Pikaboii: Maybe not with academics, but with hero stuff!!

FlexTapeboii: Having braincells is also a part of what you call "hero stuff"

Pikaboii: Okayyyyy but also quirk related, problem-solving and quick-thinking! Not assignments, tests and other stuff! They're so boring and annoyingggg

Manlyboii: I think it's cause you don't understand

EarJackboii: And end up going to Momo for help

Manlyboii: After spending hours with Bakubro and not understanding

EarJackboii: I didn't say he understood after going to Momo too

FlexTapeboii: 😂😂

Pikaboii: very mean :(

Pikaboii: And obviously I don't find it annoying when people call me stupid, Bakubro literally calls me 'Dunce Face' which I thought was totally cute and wanted to put as my hero name

EarJackboii: OH MY GOD IS THAT A BIRD?

Alienboii: OR A PLANE?!

FlexTapeboii: NO IT'S DUNCE FACE

Manlyboii: EVERYBODY MAKE WAY FOR THE MANLY, BUT MORE DUNCE THAN EVER HERO THERE EVER TO HAVE EXISTED!!

Pikaboii: *CHEERS CAN BE HEARD FROM AMONGST THE CROWD AS I STAND TALL ON A BUILDING LOOKING OVER THE EDGE, SMILING AND WAVING*

EarJackboii: *which leads to you falling off the edge*

IcyThotboi: *from my ice I created for stopping the villain attacking, two feet away, while you stood there trying to swoon the girls over*

Alienboii: HAHA!

GravityFallsboi: How graceful!

EarJackboii: Which all leads back to the pool incident...

Pikaboii: OH RIGHT!

Alienboii: Lol, you left us hanging in the middle of why you electrocuted yourself in the pool and almost died

Pikaboii: Right right

Pikaboii: So there I was, standing at the edge...

Manlyboii: of glory

EarJackboii: don't start singing with him, finish your story

Manlyboii: rude but okay

Pikaboii: Okay! So anywaysssss!

Pikaboii: waiting for Midoriya to give us the 3, 2, 1 before we blasted off into the water, without using our quirks

Alienboii: totally unrelated but did you guys glance over at boomboom at the pool???

Manlyboii: I was talking with him and his eyes kept drifting off to Midoriya!!

Manlyboii: It's so funny when you tease him about it too, he grunts to himself and smacks you lightly, cause you caught him in his very manly soft boi hours

Alienboii: awwww our boomboomboii isn't all the explody anymooreeee!!!

EarJackboii: I'll miss him greatly

Alienboii: other than his soft boi hours, Bakugo was full-on checking him out!

IcyThotboi: Oh! When Midoriya came out of the water, drenched, the water glistening across his abdomen from the sun, shorts stuck to him and when he shook his head to get his locks out his hair, Bakugo might have been drooling a bit. I could not tell from the distance that separated us.

GravityFallsboi: ohmyyygodddd, not crushing or anything, but deku-kun is quite a sight for sore eyes

Alienboii: that's so facts, but I prefer a little more manly ya know?

Manlyboii: Manly you say?

Alienboii: Get out 😂

Pikaboii: This isn't fair!

FlexTapeboii: What? You not being able to finish your story, or you not looking like Midoriya coming out of the pool, OR you not being manly?

Pikaboii: NONE of them!

EarJackboii: Then what?

Pikaboii: You won't get it, Jiro

EarJackboii: Hah?! You're the dunce...dunce face

GravityFallsboi: Spill the beanssss

IcyThotboi: Yes, we want the tea, preferably not All-Might's.

Pikaboii: How come my love life just completely sucks??

EarJackboii: That's what I wasn't going to get?

Pikaboii: Yeah! You never do

EarJackboii: How am I supposed to get your pathetic love life when you tell me nothing about it?

Pikaboii: Fair point

Manlyboii: It is very valid

FlexTapeboii: She is spitting facts

Alienboii: You guys are idiots

Pikaboii: We know very well, thank you

Manlyboii: Please buy a ticket to our next show featuring not only the three of us, but the five of us!

IcyThotboi: Very excited about it.

EarJackboii: What're you even looking for in a girl anyways?

FlexTapeboii: Is nobody going to question Todoroki's description on Midoriya or nahhh?

IcyThotboi: I observe. It is what I do best.

FlexTapeboii: Right. You need to stop hanging out with Kaminari when he's with Mineta.

IcyThotboi: Mineta has met Jared before even Kaminari.

FlexTapeboi: what?

Pikaboii: What do I like in a girl?

EarJackboii: yeah idiot

Manlyboii: *whispers confess in a manly manner*

Pikaboii: Ummmm, well, they have to be a girl

EarJackboii: No shit

Pikaboii: ummmm

EarJackboii: That's it?

Alienboii: Someone's getting impatient 😉😙

EarJackboii: Shut up, but seriously?

Pikaboii: Talented

Pikaboii: Pretty inside and out

Pikaboii: Likes music, play instruments is a plus and multiple? I would be dead in a heartbeat

Pikaboii: Is fairly smart herself

Pikaboii: Can deal with me

Pikaboii: Oh! And my son!

IcyThotboi: I should be a part of picking my mother for the future, but I also do not want to partake because I am very fond of my own.

Pikaboii: True True

Pikaboii: uhhhh oh! And potential to be a great hero! Who never gives up and encourages others!

Alienboii: wow, you really thought this through huh

Pikaboii: Nope! Just thought about this right now!

FlexTapeboii: A quick thinker he said, and he's proving it 😂😂

GravityFallsboi: I can think of one girl in our class who would suit your description Kaminari-kun!

Pikaboii: ...yeah, I can too...

Manlyboii: *whispers any time nowwww*

Pikaboii: *whispers you first*

Manlyboii: *whispers uno reverse*

Pikaboii: *t-poses to assert dominance and as a power move*

Manlyboii: *sighs before whispers ask Jiro what she likes in a guy, it's only fair*

Pikaboii: Jiro what she likes in a guy, it's only fair

Alienboii: *face-palms for both Kiri and Jiro*

EarJackboii: well he hAS tO Be a GUy

Pikaboii: r u d e

EarJackboii: 😂😂

EarJackboii: I don't know, it's whatever

GravityFallsboi: don't do this to us

EarJackboii: This is literally a chat for Bakugo and Midoriya and here we are

Alienboii: You're actually sooooo right!! We keep getting off-track! LOL

IcyThotboi: We were talking about Midoriya appearing from a pool and how Bakugo was drooling.

Pikaboii: MY STORY

FlexTapeboii: OH RIGHT! CONTINUE!

Manlyboii: SO VERY SORRY

Pikaboii: *AHEM*

Pikaboii: Right before Mido said 1, Todoroki was like 'I wanna meet Jared' and I was like 'I can do that for you' and then Bakugo was like 'don't even fucking think about it, idiot!' and I was like 'I was just going to drown him' and then I was like 'wait, what was Bakubro thinking" and Todoroki's like "electrocuting you and I in the pool' and I was like "Oh!" and then pause and then "wait, Bakubro cares about us?!" and Bakubro flipped us off before Todoroki said that they were friends and he was their friend too outloud, enough for Bakubro to hear and immediately started to shoot his explosions at us as a target before Midoriya was like 'Go- KACCHAN!" And Todoroki immediately halted, not even stepping foot in the pool before I completely submerged underneath from fear, terror, warmth, confusion and panic before I activated my quirk and almost kermitted without my fellow peers!

IcyThotboi: Again, I am very sorry for putting you in a state of distress.

Pikaboii: It really isn't your fault

Manlyboii: Nor Bakubro's

EarJackboii: It's yours

GravityFallsboi: Everyone was so concerned and worried as the pool lit up before you got out of the pool!

Pikaboii: Awww that's so sweet!

Alienboii: Wow, Bakugo really picked the right nickname for you!

FlexTapeboii: So glad Aizawa-sensei used his quirk on you the second we all saw the light

Pikaboii: Thankful every moment for that, but even more thankful to Jared who just gave me a vibe check

Manlyboii: One of the most manliest ones

EarJackboii: Have I said you're a dumbass?

Pikaboii: Yes, countless times actually

EarJackboii: And yet you still make me say it over and over and over again

IcyThotboi: I apologize on behalf of my father, grandma.

EarJackboii: I AM NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

Pikaboii: Yeesh, wrong move there Todoroki

Pikaboii: But don't worry, we'll sway her over~

FlexTapeboii: uhhhhhh

Pikaboii: Like for her to become the grandma and take care of us both metaphorically

Alienboii: Riiiiiighhttt

Pikaboii: That's exactly what I meant though! Kiri! Back me up!

Manlyboii: I also have no idea what Sero and Mina mean, so I'm very sure you only meant what you said

Pikaboii: AND I'M NO LIAR

Alienboii: You guys are both idiots

GravityFallsboi: I just read up before I came, and Kaminari-kun and Jiro-san were acting like an old married couple, in other words, Bakugo-kun and Deku-kun.

EarJackboii: Haha Uraraka, shut up, and also what happened to them?

Manlyboii: OMG ANYBODY ELSE SEE BAKUBRO SALUTE TO MIDORIYA COUNTLESS TIMES?!

FlexTapeboii: I DID AND I HAVE IT RECORDED LOL

Alienboii: YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD, I SAW HIM ONE DAY TRYING TO IMITATE TSU'S MOVEMENTS AND THEN GET IRRITATED WITH HIMSELF BEFORE HE KICKED THE COUCH AND WENT BACK TO HIS ROOM

EarJackboii: I CAN DO YOU ONE BETTER!

EarJackboii: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN BAKUGO TAKE LIKE 52 SHEETS OF LAMINATING PAPER UP WITH HIM TO HIS ROOM DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT WITH IT?!

Pikaboii: HAHA! BUT HAVE YOU SEEN BAKUBRO ACTUALLY TRY AND BE NICE TO EVERYONE FOR A CHANGE?!! LIKE YEAH! HE WAS TRYING BEFORE! BUT HE'S TRYING SO HARDDD NOWWW!!!

IcyThotboi: I DO NOT KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING BUT WHAT IS EVEN WEIRDER THAN THAT IS THAT BAKUGO AND I ARE FRIENDS! OR 'BROS' AS YOU GUYS LIKE TO CALL IT!

GravityFallsboi: ANDDDD ON TOP OF THAT! PERFECTING HIS KATSUDON EVERY TIME HE MAKES IT, WHICH IS NOW ALMOST TWO TIMES PER WEEK, AND SOMEHOW IT GETS BETTER EACH WEEK! LIKE HOWWW!!! IT'S ALWAYS SO PERFECT!

FlexTapeboii: ORRR BAKUBRO MAKING CINNAMON ROLLS ALMOST CONSTANTLY! AND HE'S PERFECTED THE ART OF MAKING JUST ONE CINNAMON ROLL WHENEVER HE WANTS TOO! LIKE JUST ONE! HOW DOES ONE DO THAT!?

Manlyboii: ...you guys

IcyThotboi: It's Monoma's fault he pushed Midoriya away in the first place

Alienboii: WHAT?!

FlexTapeboii: THAT SHITHOLE

Pikaboii: BUT OUR BOOMBOOMBOII'S SO STRONGG

GravityFallsboi: THAT'S SO UNCOOL

EarJackboii: I hope we're all planning the same thing, which is to beat the shit out of the asshole

Pikaboii: JUMP HIM ON UA GROUNDS

Pikaboii: WE AINT AFRAID NEZU

FlexTapeboii: Okay, but I am of Aizawa-sensei

Manlyboii: And I am of All-Might

Alienboii: All-Might?

Manlyboii: I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME

Manlyboii: Plus he's ALL-MIGHT! He probably has people who can annihilate any of us in a split second!

GravityFallsboi: He's a hero??

Manlyboii: Heroes can also have their manliest of ways to assassinate their targets

GravityFallsboi: Actually yeah, true, he does have the money for the top-notch assassin in the business

Alienboii: Can he assassinate Monoma?

IcyThotboi: I want him to rot as well, especially because he was the source of causing Bakugo to act like he did and hurt Midoriya.

EarJackboii: What did he do exactly?

EarJackboii: AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER KIRI?

Manlyboii: Oh! I believe that was what I forgot to tell you guys earlier! It's been biting me on the inside ever since! Thanks for reminding me Todoroki!!

Alienboii: You're such an idiot

Pikaboii: AND OUR MOST MANLY SOLDIER HAS TAKEN A CRITICAL HIT!

IcyThotboi: Oh how the turntables.

Manlyboii: YOU GUYS! MONOMA WAS THE SOURCE OF BAKUBRO PUSHING MIDORIYA AWAY!

EarJackboii: Oh wow, newsflash, we already know, dipshit. Were you on Mars?

Pikaboii: It feels good not being at the other end of Jiro's insults 😊

EarJackboii: ALSO SHARE WHAT HE SAID

GravityFallsboi: YEAH KIRISHIMA-KUN COME ON

GravityFallsboi: Or Todoroki-kun actually

IcyThotboi: I'll leave this to Kirishima because he is a closer friend to Bakugo and will know better about the situation.

Alienboii: Hot and super classy, Mina likey~

IcyThotboi: I am very manly too, in my eyes.

Alienboii: oh really 😏

EarJackboii: 😂😂 you're such a tease Mina ohmygod

Manlyboii: EXCUSE ME, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OR NOT!?

Alienboii: Oh right, you're still here, whoops, must've forgot *shrugs shoulder*

GravityFallsboi: Leave some tips for Deku-kun honey.

Alienboii: Ahhh right, sorry sorry.

EarJackboi: Lol, didn't you teach Midoriya the "proper way" from getting out of a pool? "To minimize the amount of water stuck onto him" 😂😂

GravityFallsboi: He did it like he knew how to strut and show off himself because he's practiced a hundred times before

FlexTapeboii: He is grace

IcyThotboi: And beauty.

GravityFallsboi: He got so embarrassed afterwards though, it was fun watching him take his second form 😂

Pikaboii: And fun watching Bakubro not be able to tear his eyes away from Mido, which I'm glad, because the amount of intensity he was staring at was making me fear that Midoriya was going to explode or something

IcyThotboi: Don't forget Bakugo's drool, wide-eyes and jaw dropped.

Manlyboii: I had to forcefully close it, you wouldn't believe it! 😂😂

Pikaboii: Teasing him the entire time was so much fun

Manlyboii: Well for a few minutes before he seriously threatened he was going to blast us to the moon so we could live with the aliens and never come back

FlexTapeboii: He was so quick to shut us up too

Alienboii: Since we're all over the place and I want to poke at Kiri some more, he hasn't answered two questions. I'll ask one first: "Do you know why Explodo-Kill needed like 50 sheets of laminating paper?"

Manlyboii: yeah, he wants to apologize to Midoriya for everything he's ever done, and since it had it be the most manliest apology ever, he laminated it and realized he didn't edit, and gave it to me to read before laminating it again as he started to memorize every single word on that page.

Manlyboii: cause he isn't good with his feelings and didn't trust he would get everything out if he didn't prepare for it beforehand. It's been an entire week maybe, since he's been at it, but he's been thinking about apologizing the day he pushed Midoriya away and I think even before then

Pikaboii: Our boomboomboii is all grown up!

FlexTapeboii: WooooooW, I'm honestly not even scared at any of his threats sent my way at ALL anymore

GravityFallsboi: He's so soft! I didn't even realize!

EarJackboii: Aww, I will always support his emotionally constipated emotions

IcyThotboi: Yes. He seems to be a good guy underneath his infamous bad boi reputation.

Alienboii: Now I feel like we're invading something personal, so I'll ask the second question: "what did that blond bitch say to Bakugo?"

EarJackboii: And that's not invasive?

Alienboii: WE ARE TRYING TO HELP HIM

Manlyboii: Well, I'm going to summarize in a couple of sentences because this is maybe kinda making me go against bro-code

Alienboii: We're all ears!

Pikaboii: HA! Like Jiro's name!

EarJackboi: SHUT IT! KIRISHIMA IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING!

EarJackboi: It's also like almost a third of my name, do you even know what math is?

Pikaboii: A bunch of numbers, letters and other abstract symbols. I'm more of an art guy

FlexTapeboii: Says your 60% in that too.

EarJackboii: SHHH LET KIRISHIMA TALK!

Manlyboii: Bakubro said he didn't deserve Midoriya, he would drag him down, Midoriya would never be happy with him, he always tends to erase Midoriya's smile and why Midoriya would not choose Bakubro over anybody else and other stuff like that...

Alienboii: AWWWW! HE BOTTLED ALL THAT UP!

GravityFallsboi: HE ONLY TALKED TO YOU! AND THAT WAS AFTER TWO WEEKS FROM WHEN HE STARTED ACTING MORE IRRITATED AND ANNOYED

EarJackboii: AND THEN BLEW UP AT MIDORIYA!

IcyThotboi: I believe instead of Monoma being the reason for his thoughts, they were the trigger to let Bakugo's insecurities about himself strengthen and devour his mind in these negative thoughts.

Pikaboii: MY SON IS A GENIUS! WE MUST SAVE BAKUBRO NOW! WE ARE FAMILY!

Manlyboii: He is fairly better now, it's been like a month and they're talking again, somewhat like friends, and also Bakubro has his apology memorized already and plans to say it tomorrow!

Alienboii: WHAT?!

GravityFallsboi: DEKU-KUN IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY! HE'S BEEN FUSSING OVER NOT BEING ABLE TO STAY MAD AT BAKUGO-KUN FOR SO LONG AND NOW THE APOLOGY WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE!

EarJackboii: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! OUR OTP SHIP IS ALMOST SO CLOSE TO SAILING!

Pikaboii: THANK GOODNESS YAOYOROZU AND IIDA PUT BAKUGO AND MIDORIYA TOGETHER! THEY'RE CUPIDS!

Manlyboii: THEY ARE! AND SINCE THEY'RE GETTING PAINT TODAY, THEY'LL BE BY THEMSELVES AND BAKUBRO WILL BE SUPER FOCUSED AND SPEAK FROM HIS VERY MANLY HEART!

FlexTapeboii: YAOYOROZU AND IIDA ARE GENIUSES! I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THEM AS THEY GET THE PAINT AND COME BACK HAND-IN-HAND!

Alienboii: IM SO EXCITED FOR THEM! EEEEE

EarJackboii: But we also have to beat Monoma's ass.

IcyThotboi: Beat his ass, Young children.

IcyThotboi: And I'll join too.

IcyThotboi: I'm doing this for both our friends.

Pikaboii: YESS TODOROKI! I'M SO PROUD!

Pikaboii: I'LL GRAB PITCHFORKS!

Manlyboii: I'LL GRAB TORCHES!

GravityFallsboi: Guys, we're beating his ass not starting a revolution.

Pikaboii: I'm grabbing the pitchfork to stabby stab stab him

Manlyboii: I'm grabbing the torches to see what a fire based quirk feels like so we can burn him

EarJackboii: @FlexTapeboii come get your idiots

FlexTapeboii: I'LL GRAB THE MACHETE

FlexTapeboii: oh what- whoops

EarJackboii: @Alienboii come get your idiots

Alienboii: I'LL BRING BAKUBABE TO BLOW HIM UP IN REVENGE

Alienboii: oh, haha, sorry Jiro *laughs nervously*

EarJackboii: @GravityFallsboi please, PLEASE

GravityFallsboi: I'LL GATHER THE MOCHI TO SHOVE UP MONOMA'S ASS

GravityFallsboi: Jirooooo-sannn, I'm doing it for Deku-kun's happiness! Along with Bakugo-kun's too!!

EarJackboii: @IcyThotboi collect your imbeciles that you call friends

IcyThotboi: If you want Kirishima, we can double fire power and go for third-degree burns individually, to make it a six-degree burn altogether.

IcyThotboi: The only imbecile of a friend of mine would be Bakugo, Jiro, and he is not in this chat.

EarJackboii: You guys are making me do this...

Pikaboii: OH SHOOT

Manlyboii: UNO REVERSE

FlexTapeboii: IT'S GOING TO BE OUR DAD!

IcyThotboi: Boogie Woogie Woogie.

Pikaboii: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

IcyThotboi: Then what time is it?

Pikaboii: PANIC TIME

EarJackboii: @zoomzoomboi come get your kids

zoomzoomboi is now online

Manlyboii: Why are there no texts?

FlexTapeboii: Where is the lecture?

Pikaboii: WHERE ARE MY PITCHFORKS?!

GravityFallsboi: Shhhh relax, let him read the texts from before

Sue-U-boi and 3DPrinter are now online

Alienboii: Welcome to the show where we are planning on beating the blond bitch's ass!

Sue-U-boi: I can not wait! Kero-kero

Sue-U-boi: I also can't wait to see Deku-kun and Bakugo-kun to finally get together!

Alienboii: Slow steps first, becoming friends/rivals again, more so friends and then passionate lovers!

Pikaboii: That was a pretty big step there Mina

3DPrinter: Sick em children

IcyThotboi: We have got permission from our motherly presence. I will make sure it goes up on my YouTube channel for ultimate humiliation.

GravityFallsboi: Annnddd what about Iida-kun??

zoomzoomboi: Everyone here has shown nothing but passion to bring these two hopeless pupils together, and I believe the prosperity that comes with setting these two students together allows for another, specifically from Class-2B, to learn a lesson of not messing with any of our classmates. The lengths you take seem to be quite dangerous and hazardous to UA's public reputation and your own at such a young age that will damage your reputation in the future, so I suggest that each individual here tones down their acts of revenge in order to cause maximum damage with verbal insults as I see that Monoma had done the same. In other words, like the Vice-President had said before me and I quote, "sick em".

Pikaboii: I'm on the edge of tears!

Manlyboii: THAT WAS SO MANLY!!

FlexTapeboii: I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE BUT I AM SALUTING OVER TO YOU!

IcyThotboi: Well said, Iida. I shall take your words to the heart.

3DPrinter: Well said indeed! You are amazing as Class President!

EarJackboii: I'm touched Class-Prez! Can't wait to hurt him on the inside where it hurts the most!

Pikaboii: umm, you okay?

GravityFallsboi: I'M SURE DEKU-KUN WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU TOO!! AND BAKUGO-KUN AS WELL FOR LOOKING OUT FOR HIM!

Sue-U-boi: That was so wonderful I might even refrain from using my tongue as an acid launcher towards Monoma! kero-kero!

zoomzoomboi: Not 'might', you must.

Sue-U-boi: Oh, okay, Iida-kun. You're no fun. *pouting kero-kero*

Alienboii: THAT WAS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL SPEECH I MIGHT BE LEAKING ACID FOR TEARS!

Pikaboii: THE BATHTUB MINA!

Manlyboii: THINK ABOUT THE SHOWERS YOUR FUTURE STILL HOLDS!

zoomzoomboi: Class! You have been on your cellular devices for quite some time now! Please come to the common area and have some late-night snacks! I am proud of you all for looking out for your peers!

Alienboii: That's so sweet! Why don't you be like this all the time?! Like more friendly and less-strict.

zoomzoomboi: I will not repeat myself again.

Alienboii: On my way, sir 😒

Alienboii is offline

zoomzoomboi: Everyone else?

Pikaboii: coming...

Manlyboii: ugh, okay

FlexTapeboii: Not fair bro

EarJackboii: We were all just getting hyped too...

zoomzoomboi: Late-night snacks do not wait for anyone.

Pikaboii, Manlyboii and 2 others are offline

zoomzoomboi: Guys, come on, we're supposed to be our own squad! Please listen to my orders just once!

GravityFallsboi: Yeah, sure Iida-kun, it's just sooo funny!

Sue-U-boi: Lol! We'll be there in a minute!

3DPrinter: Sorry for the wait but it is quite amusing watching them like this!

IcyThotboi: I agree. I will be down after I find my burn cream. It is for protection from Mina's acid leakage.

zoomzoomboi: I hope Kaminari is well aware that you are falling behind on your 'meme culture' and will teach you how to stay 'hype' once again.

zoomzoomboi: Now hurry down. Late-night snacks are getting cold.

GravityFallsboi: Yessir!!

3DPrinter: On my way!

Sue-U-boi: Yup! kero-kero!

IcyThotboi: Bye Bye Jared's children.

GravityFallsboi, 3DPrinter and 2 others are offline

zoomzoomboi: Dealing with every one of you is going to make my hair go grey.

zoomzoomboi: But I will cherish every moment in the time-being.

~*~

Sunday 4:30 am - Me >>> Deku

Me: oi deku when do you wanna buy the paint

Me: we forgot to set a time yesterday

Me: deku fucking wake up

Me: fine im gonna go for my run then

Me: don't expect to go now cuz ive decided on doing my run since your lazy ass wont wake up

7:00 am

Me: DEKU FUCKING WAKE UP

Me: I GAVE YOU ALMOST FUCKING 2 HOURS

Deku: OH MY GOD KACCHAN WHAT

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'WHAT' NERD, SCROLL UP

Deku: WHY DID YOU TEXT ME SO EARLY ABOUT THE PAINT

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY EARLY

Deku: KACCHAN THE SUN DIDN'T EVEN RISE!!!

Me: AND??

Me: SUDDENLY THE SUN DETERMINES WHEN YOU SHOULD WAKE UP AND SHIT LIKE THAT?!

Deku: YES KACCHAN

Me: I FUCKIN WAKE UP WHEN I WANT TO NERD

Deku: SAME HERE KACCHAN

Deku: GOOD NIGHT

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY GOODNIGHT?? IT'S FUCKING 7 NOW AND THE SUN IS ALMOST OUT

Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE SUN ANYWAY??

Deku: I DON'T KNOW KACCHAN MAYBE I'LL PHOTOSYNTHESIZE

Me: HAAH?!!

Deku: WHY DO YOU THINK MY HAIR'S SO GREEN KACCHAN???

Me: HAAH?!!

Deku: MAYBE MY HAIR CELLS HAVE CHLOROPLASTS!! YOU DON'T KNOW

Me: nerd what

Deku: LET ME SLEEP KACCHAN IM NOT A MORNING PERSON LIKE YOU

Deku: WE'LL HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AT 10

Deku: NOW GOOD NIGHT

Me: do u want cinnamon rolls

Deku: what

Me: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION DEKU

Deku: YES I WOULD LOVE SOME THANK YOU

Me: see you at ten

Deku: OKAY SEE YOU

Deku: Sorry my caps lock was still on

Deku: Uhhh okay byeeeeeeee

Me: See ya nerd

~*~

10:02 am

Deku: Kacchan! Goodmorning!

Me: goodmorning nerd

Me: u good now?

Deku: Yep, ahhh sorry about the yelling

Me: whatever

Deku: oh okay

Me:

Deku:

Me: goddamnit say something nerd

Deku: Like what???

Me: How about you answer my damn question

Deku: Your question?

Deku: OH ABOUT THE PAINT

Deku: Umm we could go right now?

Me: We'll go after you eat

Deku: Oh that's okay Kacchan! I could always eat when we come back! I mean you've been waiting ever since 4:30!!

Me: So?? We're not leaving these dorms until you fucking eat nerd

Me: Don't want you to pass out in the middle of the streets

Deku: Oh umm thanks kacchan

Me: yea whatever nerd

Me: Now come down, your cinnamon rolls are getting cold

Deku: RIGHT MY CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Deku: AHH THANK YOU I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS IN A SEC

Deku: Oh! We should probably ask the others if they need anything from the store too, right? I know Momo made a list but in case there's more things people need...

Me: I'll text the chat, just come downstairs nerd

Deku: AHH OKAY I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC LEMME BRUSH MY TEETH

Me: k

~*~

10:34 am - 🎄 Deku's T H I C C C and Bakugo is a Hoe Hoe Hoe 🎄

boomboomboii is online.

boomboomboii: you idiots want anything for the wonderland shit? Deku and I are going to the store

Pikaboii, Manlyboii and 15 others are online.

Pikaboii: Well, good morning to you too

boomboomboii: fuck off

Alienboii: Someone's not a morning person...

Manlyboii: yo actually bakubro wakes up at like 5 am

Alienboii: OH YEAH

FlexTapeboii: But 5 am tho...

Pikaboii: yea who wakes up that early?

IcyThotboi: Boomers.

GravityFallsboi: Oh my gosh 😂😂

Manlyboii: He's the oldest one in our class too

Pikaboii: bakubro is boomer confirmed

Sue-U-boi: It's too early for this... kero-kero

EarJackboii: I agree

3DPrinter: Normally most of you guys wouldn't be awake at this time. Especially on a Sunday.

FlexTapeboii: Having jobs change you

Manlyboii: yea bro i feel so much more like an adult

Pikaboii: bet you I can do taxes now

EarJackboii: you can't even do simple math

Pikaboii: what does math have to do with taxes

FlexTapeboii: yea lol I thought it had something to do with bio

EarJackboii: Excuse me?

Manlyboii: taXoNOmY

zoomzoomboi: ...

zoomzoomboi is offline.

3DPrinter: That's not it...

GravityFallsboi: Oh gosh you guys broke Iida-kun

Alienboii: I can feel the frustration all the way from my room

Pikaboii: lol how did we even get here

EarJackboii: I ask myself that question everyday

boomboomboii: what the fuck

Alienboii: BOOMBOOMBABYYYYY

boomboomboii: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BABY, RACCOON EYES?

Manlyboii: Goodmorning bro!

boomboomboii: It's 11 now, it's not even morning anymore shitty hair

Broccoliboi is online.

Broccoliboi: Actually it is still morning, Kacchan, since the morning ends once the clock hits 12 pm!

Broccoliboi: So goodmorning, Kacchan!

Broccoliboi: 😁😁

FlexTapeboii: K.O.

GravityFallsboi: Ouch

Pikaboii: le gasp

Pikaboii: Bakugo's wrong???

Pikaboii: Also isn't 12 pm midnight?

EarJackboii: no that's 12 am

Pikaboii: that's lowkey confusing

Pikaboii: why can't we just go by military time

Pikaboii: like u know how cool it would be to say "yea dude, it's 27 o' clock right now"

Alienboii: Good lord

EarJackboii: I think Iida passed out from the sheer amount of stupidity coming out of your mouth

Manlyboii: Fergus-bro has left the chat

FlexTapeboii: This is so sad

Manlyboii: ALEXA

Pikaboii: PLAY OK GOOGLE

Alienboii: what

IcyThotboi: I thought it was Despacito.

EarJackboii: It is, Todoroki, your dad is just stupid

IcyThotboi: Oh, okay. Thank you, mother.

GravityFallsboi: I-

Manlyboii: That was... really manly 😢

Pikaboii: I LOVE MY FAMILY SO MUCH

Alienboii: I'm actually so confused.

Broccoliboi: Hey guys? Umm I don't mean to interrupt but wduayegkjsduwhebfw

GravityFallsboi: Woah

IcyThotboi: I don't understand.

Pikaboii: I don't think anyone does

Manlyboii: yo i think Midoriya-bro is possessed

FlexTapeboii: lol

Broccoliboi: ANSWER OUR FUCKING QUESTION YOU LITTLE SHITS

boomboomboii: Kacchan!

GravityFallsboi: ...

Sue-U-boi: ...

EarJackboii: ...

Pikaboii: ...

Alienboii: ...

Manlyboii: yep definitely possessed

boomboomboii: Kacchan stole my phone!

Broccoliboi: it's because you wont fucking eat nerd

Broccoliboi: AND GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE NERD

boomboomboii: Sorry Kacchan! I just didn't want to miss out on anything :(

boomboomboii: AND NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK MINE!!

boomboomboii: Also, if you're going to keep texting under my name, please maintain good sentence structure

Broccoliboi: oH? Like, THIS. NeRD>

boomboomboii: KACCHAN!!!

Broccoliboi: EAT YOUR FOOD NERD

boomboomboii: 😖😖😠😤😩😾😑😞😾😡

Broccoliboi: DONT FUCKING USE EMOJIS UNDER MY NAME

boomboomboii: THEN GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

Broccoliboi: EAT YOUR FOOD FIRST

boomboomboii: HOW ABOUT YOU EAT MY ADIAFBDSKAUEF

Pikaboii: This is so weird

Alienboii: seeing boomboomboii use emojis and exclamation marks is really weird

Sue-U-boi: I think seeing Broccoliboi swear is much weirder, kero-kero

IcyThotboi: Don't forget the horrible sentence structure.

IcyThotboi: It's going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

FlexTapeboii: this is giving me major spiked tea vibes

Pikaboii: lol now whenever I think about drugs, i think of All-Might

FlexTapeboii: All-Mightea

3DPrinter: Please stop.

IcyThotboi: I'm confused. Did Midoriya and Bakugo switch bodies?

IcyThotboi: Or did they switch phones?

Alienboii: What seems more likely?

Manlyboii: honestly bro idk

Alienboii: They obviously switched phones Kiri

FlexTapeboii: Idk Mina, i think anything's possible

Pikaboii: yea i mean, bakugo got high and all might became a drug dealer

Pikaboii: and that just happened last week too

Alienboii: I-

boomboomboii: ALL-MIGHT IS NOT A DRUG DEALER GUYS

Broccoliboi: holy fucking shit were you idiots always this fucking dense

IcyThotboi: I'm still very confused.

Manlyboii: Okay wow, seeing that many swear words under Midoriya's name almost blinded me

FlexTapeboii: I think iida is convulsing at this point

Pikaboii: rip iida

Pikaboii: also im hungry so im coming down to eattt

boomboomboii: DONT YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE DUNCE

Pikaboii: Oh hey! Boomboomboii is backkkkkk

GravityFallsboi: But where is deku-kunnnnn

boomboomboii: eating like he should be, i took away his phone

Alienboii: AWWWWW BAKUUUUUUU

EarJackboii: That's actually kinda cute

Pikaboii: he's a mom through and through

GravityFallsboi: I can almost see the pout on deku's face

boomboomboii: yea it's there and it's annoying as shit

Alienboii: LIAR

GravityFallsboi: LIAR

Manlyboii: PANTS ON FIREEE

Pikaboii: THIS PANTS IS ON FIREEEEEEE

FlexTapeboii: BURN PANTS BURNNNNNN

IcyThotboi: Whose pants are on fire?

IcyThotboi: Is it yours, Bakugo?

boomboomboii: shut the fuck up

boomboomboii: Now im gonna ask this one last time

boomboomboii: do any of you need anything from the store? Deku and I are going

Pikaboii: why are you going to the store?

Manlyboii: yea bro, it's a sunday, why would you go to the store?

EarJackboii: that's such a stupid thing to ask I can't

GravityFallsboi: it's sUnDaY

IcyThotboi: Perhaps it's to get pants for Bakugo since they probably have been ruined by the fire burning through it.

Alienboii: TODOROKI-KUN

Pikaboii: I cant- 😂😂😂

Sue-U-boi: Oh no, kero-kero

FlexTapeboii: UNLEASH THE BEAST

GravityFallsboi: Bakugo-kun?

Pikaboii: lowkey was expecting bakugo to snap at my son

Manlyboii: I was highkey expecting it

FlexTapeboii: maybe he's dead?

Manlyboii: but why?

Pikaboii: yea, like we're in the middle of a conversation

Pikaboii: who dies in the middle of a convo?

Manlyboii: yea bro that would be kinda rude

IcyThotboi: Wouldn't that be expected of Bakugo?

Pikaboii: To die?

IcyThotboi: No, to be rude.

IcyThotboi: But if dying in the midst of a conversation is considered to be rude, then I guess by default it is expected of Bakugo to die right now as he is rude.

Pikaboii: what

GravityFallsboi: Should we intervene?

EarJackboii: Their stupidity is like fucking inertia

GravityFallsboi: Oh god it just keeps going

EarJackboii: sometimes we're lucky tho

Sue-U-boi: How?

EarJackboii: An object will keep moving unless stopped by an external force

GravityFallsboi: What would be the external force?

boomboomboii: you fucking idiots

EarJackboii: *gestures wildly*

EarJackboii: that

boomboomboii: answer the damn question

boomboomboii: how the fuck is it taking so fucking long to answer one question

GravityFallsboi: oh my god it's almost 12 too

Pikaboii: I STILL HAVENT EATEN YET

boomboomboii: NONE OF YOU FUCKERS ARE LEAVING YOUR ROOMS UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION

Manlyboii: but where were you bro?

FlexTapeboii: Yea we were expecting you to snap crackle pop at Todoroki

IcyThotboi: Bakugo wouldn't do that, we are friends now, remember?

IcyThotboi: Also, I thought the 'snap crackle pop' is more of what Midoriya would do.

Alienboii: what

IcyThotboi: With his bones.

EarJackboii: Oh my god, Kami please get your son

Pikaboii: you know, he's your son too

EarJackboii: Oh so when he says something smart or funny, he's your son but when he says shit like this he's mine??

GravityFallsboi: Damnnn go off Jiro

Alienboii: Kick his ass hun

Pikaboii: Did you just admit to being his mother???

IcyThotboi: :)

Alienboii: OH MY GOD IM IN TEARS

Manlyboii: THATS SO MANLY

FlexTapeboii: Bakugo disappeared again

Alienboii: BAKUUBABE COME BACKKK

Manlyboi: First we lose Midoriya-kun and then Bakubro :((

GravityFallsboi: COME BACK YOU GUYS

boomboomboii: IM HERE SHUT UP

boomboomboii: Deku tried getting his phone back andashifdaaisdnef

Manlyboii: oop it happened again

IcyThotboi: Is Bakugo getting possessed?

Broccoliboi: Hey Guys! I'm back!!!

boomboomboii: goddammit nerd

Broccoliboi: I'm eating tho!

boomboomboii: Stuffing it all in your mouth is a fucking choking hazard

Broccoliboi: Kacchan come on, it's not like I'm gonna die 🙄

IcyThotboi: Of course Midoriya wouldn't die in the midst of a conversation, Bakugo. He isn't rude.

Broccoliboi: What?

EarJackboii: Im done

Broccoliboi: Ahhh guys sorry but Kacchan's getting angry, I mean he's been waiting since 4:30 am to go to the store. Is there anything you guys need?

3DPrinter: Oh sorry Midoriya-kun! I went to go take a quick shower and completely forgot to send over the list! I've sent it to you now!

3DPrinter: I have to go now! I'll see you guys downstairs in a bit! Be safe!

3DPrinter is offline.

Broccoliboi: Oh that's no problem, Yaoyoruzu-kun! Thank you! And byeeee!

boomboomboii: are you fucking serious

Pikaboii: Hold on, Bakugo's been waiting since 4:30 am to go to the store?

Broccoliboi: Yep! He texted me then!

EarJackboii: He texted you at 4:30 am

Broccoliboi: yep

EarJackboii: To go to the store?

boomboomboii: yea Earphones, that's what he said, you have short term memory loss or some shit?

EarJackboii: No, it's just, who in their right mind goes to the store at 4:30 am??

Pikaboii: What human being wakes up at 4:30 am?

IcyThotboi: A boomer. I thought we established this.

FlexTapeboii: What store is open at 4:30 am?

Pikaboii: Hospitals

EarJackboii: A hospital is a store now?

Pikaboii: Isn't it? You pay money to buy medications and basically more time to live, right?

EarJackboii: I-

Manlyboii: *Fergus has entered the chat*

Alienboii: I can tell Jiro is blushinggggg

GravityFallsboi: Oooohh

Pikaboii: Wait, why is she blushing?

Alienboii: *sighs*

GravityFallsboi: :(((

IcyThotboi: She probably has a fever. You should go to the hospital, Jiro-san.

Broccoliboi: My favourite store.

FlexTapeboii: I-

GravityFallsboi: OH MY GOSH DEKU-KUN YESSSS

Manlyboii: I CANT BRO- 😂😂😂

Alienboii: Waiittt I wanna go back to bakugo's reasoning as to why he believes stores, other than the hospital, are open at 4:30 am

EarJackboii: Me too

FlexTapeboii: pretty sure you cant get art supplies there

Pikaboii: at least 94% sure

boomboomboii: fuck off

boomboomboii: i know stores wouldn't be open then, i just texted to ask the nerd when he wanted to go

Alienboii: Oh honey, that doesn't justify your actions in the slightest

Broccoliboi: Thank you!

boomboomboii: Haaah?!

Manlyboii: Bro why would Midoriya wake up at 4:30 am

boomboomboii: I dont fucking know, why the fuck wouldn't he?

FlexTapeboii: dude that's not normal

boomboomboii: you're not fucking normal but you dont see me fucking complaining do you?

Pikaboii: Maybe waking up at 4:30 am is bakugo's secret quirk

IcyThotboi: That's an awful quirk.

boomboomboii: FUCK YOU ICYHOT, HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU MY 'AWFUL' QUIRK UP CLOSE HUH?

IcyThotboi: You're going to show me you waking up at 4:30 am up close?

EarJackboii: *sighs*

Broccoliboi: I thought you two were friends?

IcyThotboi: Of course we are, Midoriya. What made you doubt that?

Broccoliboi: uhhhh this conversation?

FlexTapeboii: shit man, I cant get over the 4:30

boomboomboii: shut up Tape Arms, not my fault you idiots decide to fucking hibernate like a bunch of bears

Pikaboii: Tony?

boomboomboii: You know what, we're fucking leaving

boomboomboii: im not gonna waste my time with you lazy asses

boomboomboii is offline.

FlexTapeboii: HOW IN THE SHIT IS WAKING UP AFTER THE SUN HAS RISEN CONSIDERED TO BE LAZY??

Pikaboii: shhh it's boomer logic, of course we wouldn't understand

Broccoliboi: I gotta go guys! We'll be back later! And I'm glad you guys agree with me on this cuz I had to suffer this morning because of it

Broccoliboi: Although, Kacchan did make me cinnamon rolls so I guess that makes up for it!

Broccoliboi: Okay byeeee!

Broccoliboi is offline.

Manlyboii: HOLD UP HE MADE CINNAMON ROLLS??

Manlyboii is offline.

FlexTapeboii: Hopefully he made more than one this time

FlexTapeboii is offline.

Alienboii: huh?

GravityFallsboi: What does he mean by that?

Sue-U-boi: Bakugo-kun can make one cinnamon roll? Kero-kero

EarJackboii: How do you make one cinnamon roll?

IcyThotboi: Maybe it's his power.

Alienboii: you need to stop with that

Pikaboii: but he makes a good point

Alienboii: Oh my god im leaving

GravityFallsboi: BYEEEEEE GUYS MEETS YOU ALL DOWNSTAIRS

GravityFallsboi, Alienboii and 10 others are offline.

~*~

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