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• I'm doing some more of these since you seemed to like it, and I find them fun to write. •
• Once again, curse warning •
• Enjoy~ •
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Kid, trying to start the mission: Ok, we or I need to talk to the janitor to start the mission!
(Y/N): C'MON KID! DON'T TALK TO THE CREEPY ASS JANITOR!
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Janitor: So my nemesis has a name... BOB
Kid: Do you have a name?
(Y/N), from afar and being physically restrained by Carla: HE IS KNOWN AS THE CREEPY ASS JANITOR, KID! DON'T TRUST HIM!
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Bob: Hello again little buddies. What's going on?
(Y/N), giving Bob the janitor's declaration of war: The other janitor wanted me to give you this. It's a piece of paper that just says 'FUCK YOU' on it. I dunno what it means, apparently it's a declaration of war.
Kid: *facepalm*
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Janitor: I'll be sharpening my mop in the boy's room
Kid: ...
(Y/N)...
Kid: ...
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): That's sound a lot like a euphemism that your gonna ja-
Kid: *Covers (Y/N)'s mouth before dragging them away*
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Nugget, walking through the door missing an arm: *Huff* NUGGET IS PRESENT!
Ms Applegate, not looking at Nugget: Yes yes weirdo I kn- *looks up* OH FUCKING HELL NUGGET! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FUCKING ARM!
Penny, bursting through the door: THERE SHALL BE NO SWEARING IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT WHILE I'M HERE!
Kid and (Y/N): *Dying of laughter in the background*
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Ms Applegate: Hey! You can't leave! I'm responsi- ugh, you know what? Who gives a crap... *gets up and leaves*
Everyone: ...
Everyone: ...
(Y/N): I heard a new ice cream shop opened up down the street
Ted: Yea I heard about that
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Nugget, just walking missing an arm: *Huff* Ugh
Nugget: *Notices (Y/N) and Kid*
Nugget: ...
Nugget: ...
(Y/N): Uh... Nugget?
Nugget: NUGGET FORGOT HIS LINE!
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Kid, to Monty: Do you have the key to the elevator?
Monty: Of course I do! How do you think I get up here?
Kid: The janitor wants it.
Monty: The... um... the nice janitor?
Kid: The other one
Monty, quietly and obviously done with life: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦᶠᵉ, ʷʰʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ?
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Janitor: BOB... is currently hiding like a coward upstairs and since my hip is made of glass I can't make it up those stairs
(Y/N): Wai- Why is your hip made of glass? Like, why glass and not metal??
Janitor: If you ask that again I'm going to make sure YOUR hip will be made out of glass!
Kid: ...
Kid: Did... Did you just threaten a child?
(Y/N), under their breath: Kid, I don't think that's the worst thing he's done
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Janitor: I need a key to that elevator. I'm sure that little black market cripple has one
(Y/N): *In between laughs* BLACK... MAR-..KET CRIPPLE!! *Sigh* I have to save that one for later
(Y/N), quietly: I'm sorry Monty
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Stevie: If the janitor wants you to go upstairs he can come and tell me himself!
Kid and (Y/N): Hey, it's your funeral Stevie...
(Y/N), whispering to Kid: Poor Kid, gonna get eaten alive out there
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Dr Danner, kicking (Y/N) and Kid out of his class: What are you doing in here?! You're not gifted in any way! Get out! Out I say!
(Y/N) being pushed out by Kid: IGHT, SCREW YOU TOO! YOU'LL REGRET THIS WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS!
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Janitor, giving (Y/N) and Kid some walkie talkies: Well done Kids. Here's some walkie talkies. I'll be in touch
Kid and (Y/N): *Giving each other a look like they're gonna spam the walkie talkies*
Lily, hiding in a nearby vent, whispering: Oh you poor janitor...
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Janitor: It is great! I'll let you know how the mission goes! We ride to WAAAAAAR!!!
Kid and (Y/N): TOO WAAAAAAR!!
Lily and Billy inside the vents: TOO WAAAAAAR!!
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Stevie, dying: P-p-please. Go.
(Y/N) and Kid seeing the option of 'Honour the wishes of a dying child': Oof
(Y/N): Rest in pepperoni, Stevie
Kid: *Closes Stevie's eyes* Sshhh
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Carla, distracting the lunch lady: OwO what's this. XD notices your-
(Y/N): *Yeets lunch meet at Carla*
Lunch lady: *Staring at Carla with object horror*
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Janitor: Finally! Jeez Kids! You two move slower than a kid who was knocked out of a tree under suspicious circumstances
(Y/N): Yup... that's not suspicious at all. Nope. Not at all
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Ms Applegate: Goodness. I'm going to have to check into rehab at thi—
Ms Applegate: ...
Ms Applegate: ...
Ms Applegate: ...
Ms Applegate: Nope. Nope nope nopety nope *backing into the stall*
(Y/N), going into the other stall: I'm with you
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Ok, I'ma stop this here, cuz I could go on for a lot longer. Also, I'm wondering if you want me to start writing the second part to 'Rich or Rugged?' Also feel free to request! :)
Hope you enjoyed this chapter
Bye~