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{RANDOM UPDATES} [This book contains sexual humor so if your not comfortable with that I understand :) ] Jus... Mais

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IT'S HERE!!!
LOVE DISORDER IS HERE

The Trip To New York

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De dudewholovestory

Not Violentine but read if you want :)

^^^^^^what previously happened

Another for friends chapter :)
- Rose_Le_Flower
- MimiTMC
- areejrb
- Angelika (sorry mom. dunno ur account ;^; )

+×+

Liane: Okay yall. I booked the fuckin flight to New York :))

Rose: you think we'll meet Spider-Man?

Areej: Yes. No doubt

Mimi: I👏want👏a👏fucking👏autograph 👏

Angelika: KIDS STOP TALKING ABOUT SPIDER-MAN! ARE U READY!!

Mimi, Rose, Areej: YES!

Angelika: 1,2,3,4- wait where is Liane?

*thud*

Liane: I knocked out the pilot

Angelika: WHA- I- WHY?!!!!!

Liane: CUZ I'M FLYING THE PLANE :))))))))

Angelika: NO

Mimi: I AM CO PILOT!

Liane: Fuck yes! *high fives Mimi*

Rose: imma sleep

Areej: imma look out the window :)

*from the speakers*

Liane: EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS SEATED-

*Mimi steals the microphone*

Mimi: SIT THE FUCK DOWN IF U DON'T WANNA FLY OUT THE DAMN WINDOW. oh and put ur seat belts :)

Liane: Yes what she said

Angelika: ugh!

*meanwhile in the pilot's area*

Mimi: so how exactly do we fuckin do this?

Liane: I play airplane simulators. Maybe they have the same controls.

Mimi: ...

Liane: we're gonna die right

Mimi: we're so gonna fuckin die

*at the passengers area*

Rose: WHERE IS THE SERVICE! I NEED FOOOOOOD!

Areej: calm down will ya

Rose: No! I'm getting my food one way or another-

Angelika: *knocks out Rose*

Areej: ....thank you

Angelika: no problem *goes back to sleep*

*back to the pilots*

Mimi: what in holy name of Jesus is this manual? snottub????

Liane: bitch that's "buttons" *turns books upside down*

Mimi: OHHHHH!!

Liane: welp since we have no fuckin idea what to do

Mimi: might as well wing it

Liane: did u just make a plane joke?

Mimi: Never mind.

*passengers side*

*from the speakers*

Liane: Sorry for the sudden delay we are experiencing um... technical difficulties-

Mimi: I wonder what the switches do

Liane: WAIT NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

*speakers cut*

Areej: we are so gonna die...

Angelika: NO NO NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE *tries to remove seatbelt*

Angelika: OMYGOD IT'S STUCK!!!!

Rose: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

*speakers again*

Liane: call your family members now cuz we don't know if we'll get out of this alive

Mimi: let's just go!!!

*pilots side*

Liane: well I give up. Just press random shit until the plane moves

Mimi: *takes microphone* put on your seat belts cuz maybe we'll crash into another plane!

*cuts speaker*

Liane and Mimi:  *presses random shit*

Mimi: oh wait the plane is moving

Liane: oh okay. Err just hold tight I guess

Mimi: holy fuck. Holy fuck were going up. We're going up!

*meanwhile in the passenger side*

Rose: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!!

Areej: *holds the seat for dear life* HELP!!!!!

Angelika: *starts to pray* please save me

Areej: *walk over to the pilot's area while gripping onto the seats* OPEN THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES!

*door opens*

Liane and Mimi: AAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Areej: GET BACK INTO THE SEATS!!!

Mimi: HELP US!!!!!

Liane: *finds auto pilot button*

Rose: *barges into the room* PRESS THE BUTTON NOW!!!!!

Liane: *presses button*

*plane stabilizes*

Everyone: *sighs*

Mimi: *removes seatbelt* is everyone okay?

Rose: YOU THINK I'M OKAY?!! I ALMOST DIED!!! *runs to Liane and punches her chest several times*

Liane: Ey! Ow! Bitch stop!!!

Areej: *pulls Rose off* calm down.

Mimi: where's Angelika?

Everyone: oh shit!

*they rush towards Angelika*

Liane: um...

Angelika: *curled up into a ball* *looks up* Grandma is that you? *reaches her hand out*

Liane: *slaps the hand away* sorry no. I'm too young to be a grandma

Rose: *smacks Liane's head* shut. up.

Liane: *rubbing her head* owie...

Areej: the fuck do we do now?

Liane: *shouts from the pilot room* Guys. There's a problem

Everyone: *rushes towards the room* WHAT?!

Liane: The plane said I should head straight

Areej: so..??

Liane: is the plane's GPS homophobic or some shit? Like why can't I go gay?

Rose: dumb *smack* dumb *smack* dumb *about to smack*

Mimi: *stops hand* don't hurt my dork

Mimi: she's lost enough braincells

Liane: I'm right here you know!

Areej: guys what the fuck?

Angelika: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!

Angelika: JUST SIT YOUR LITTLE TOOSHIES DOWN ON THAT SEAT UNTIL WE ARRIVE TO FREAKING NEW PORK!

Liane: it's York-

Angelika: I DON'T FREAKIN CARE!!!

Mimi: oh shit!

Areej: q u e e n s n a p p e d

Angelika: JUST SHUT IT! AND LET ME SLEEP!

........

Rose: I want food

Areej: same

Liane: kinda hungry actually

Mimi: let's raid the airplane kitchen and see what we can find

*in the kitchen*

Mimi: I forgot how much airplane food sucks

Areej: what even is this shit? *pokes the "food" *

Liane: *opens container* "DAMN THAT'S STRONG!

Rose: *pinches nose* Ew that stinks. Cover it up.

Mimi: *pinches nose while fanning the area* better yet throw it out the window

Areej: I'm sure the sharks would like it *pinches nose*

Liane: Imma just *throws it down the bin*

Mimi: thank God the smells gone

Angelika: *comes in* Ew what is that smell?!

Rose: Ooh I found an air freshener!

Angelika: *smacks it away* have u learned nothing?

Everyone: ...

Angelika: The ozone layer you idiotic little shits

Mimi: The ozone wha?

Liane:  oof that class is scary. Ma'am Maryel is scary 0-0

Mimi: tbh yeah

Areej: who is she?

Rose: A new teacher at school.

Liane: and she scary as fuck.

Mimi: yep-

Angelika: I don't know bout all of you, but I'm thirsty

Mimi: Thirsty for what? ;)))

Areej: *smacks Mimi* stop

Liane: What if SpongeBob and Patrick were actually lovers?

Angelika: Stop it with your gay conspiracies!

Rose: I think you just ruined my childhood!

Areej: guys just what the  fuck are u talking about?!!!

*goes back into the passenger's area*

Angelika: just sleep..

Everyone: *sleeps*

~=[TIME SKIPEU]=~

Plane: we are now arriving.

Everyone: *wakes up* SHUT UPPP!

Angelika: No. Come on kids. Wake up!

Mimi: *wakes up* oh we're here?

Angelika: wake em up pls. Imma gonna get the luggage

Mimi: *walks to the microphone*

Mimi: *deep breath* WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING THIRSTY ASS BITCHES!!!!

Rose: *jolts up* FOOD!

Liane: *slowly wakes up* aRe wE thERE yet?!

Areej: oof my neck hurts...

Angelika: *throws luggage towards them*

Liane: *catches but falls back*

Rose: *hits face* OWWW!

Angelika: oops

Areej: *raises hands* WAIT NO! DON'T THROW IT! JUST GIVE IT!

Mimi: is this mine? *points at Liane whose holding her luggage*

Rose: The luggage is yours. The person is not.

Liane: yep. I'm good. Wew this is heavy what is inside this *opens bag*

Areej: *looks over* WHAT THE FUCK?!

Liane: *pulls out crac- er sugar and Victoria Secret* The hell?

Everyone: *raises there brows at Mimi*

Mimi: What? You all know I was gonna bring my shit

Mimi: *takes the "sugar"*

Mimi: Now take a picture of me with this bag of cocaine! *puts on shades then puts the bag beside her face and proceeds to do gang signs*

Rose: What the hell....?!!

Liane: *laughs* okay! *snaps pictures*

Areej: ....

Angelika: .........

Liane: Can I have some of this *points at the "sugar" *

Mimi: sure :)

Angelika: nope! *flushes it down the toilet*

Angelika: No one is getting high during this trip!


PART 2 COMING SOON <3

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