A/N: Soft baby, so, so soft...
- The softest boi
- Too soft
- He'll never leave your side
- He's a HUGE cuddle bug!
- Once he's got you, he's not letting go
- For a while, at least
- Which often gets on Ivar's nerves
- Unlike Ivar and Hvitserk, Ubbe feels no need to be the center of attention
- He's actually pretty chill
- He brings you flowers!
- Wildflowers, daisies, any flowers he deems pretty enough to gift to you
- So you weren't really surprised when you heard the neighbor lose his mind about his poor flowerbeds the following week
- And Ubbe? Lounging in the sunlight coming in from the window, unbothered
- Like Hvitserk, Ubbe sleeps a lot
- Most of the time, he'll have his head nestled in the crook of your neck while you're sleeping
- Or his head will be on your lap
- Which is often problematic, since that's Ivar's favorite spot to nap on
- He's gotten good at ignoring Ivar when he has his little fits and bats at his brother for taking his spot
- He will only ever sleep on your bed, he refuses to sleep anywhere else
- Sure, he'll chill on the couch, but never sleep on it
- Unless that's where you're sleeping
- But he has a tendency of somehow sliding off the couch in his sleep
- Whether he's stretching or just shifting
- You'll hear the yowl and then the dull thud when he hits the floor
- Sometimes he'll try to grab on to something before he falls
- It never works
- It's kind of funny
- He's really calm
- Of course, Ubbe can be playful, but unlike others, he knows when to tone it down and relax
- He's very protective of you and his brothers, like Bjorn
- Won't let anybody sketchy near you
- And will definitely fend off that creepy squirrel that's been staring at a sleeping Hvitserk for too long
- That being said, he's relatively friendly
- He won't exactly be thrilled when people come over, but he won't bat at them and hiss like Ivar does
- If he likes someone enough, he'll let them pet him for a while before returning to your side
- He's a big ladies man
- All the girls love him, and he absolutely adores the attention
- Ubbe knows when you're sad
- On those days he will not leave your side under any circumstances
- He'll cuddle with you and try to deal with his brothers as well as he can
- He'll try to comfort you however he can, really
- Little kisses and headbutts are his go-to moves
- Likes socks
- He has many pairs, but his favorite pair is blue with a hole in the left foot where the toe is
- Refuses to take them off unless they have to be washed
- He likes sliding around in them
- He'll come running from the bedroom and slide across the hall
- However, when Ubbe wants them off, HE WANTS THEM OFF
- He kind of just stretches out his legs and kicks his feet trying to get them off
- Even though he's perfectly capable of taking them off himself
- He's a little clumsy sometimes
- But he HATES breaking things
- He once broke one of your favorite picture frames while you weren't home
- When you got home, he shuffled up to you holding his tail and not meeting your eyes
- Come on, you can't stay mad at that, right?
- Not with those pretty blue eyes either
- Ubbe doesn't like storms
- They're too loud for his sensitive ears
- So if it's storming outside, he'll be curled up against you trying to get you to comfort him
- He's a big boy, he's tough
- But storms? No thank you
- He does like rain, though
- If you let him, he'll sit outside while it rains and try to catch raindrops with his tongue
- You like it when raindrops hit his nose because he sort of flinches
- It's really cute
- What's not cute is when he comes back inside completely drenched
- In his mind, it's great
- Because it means you get to dry him off and cuddle with him
- So it's a win-win situation
- Very easily entertained
- Got a piece of string? Good!
- One of those toy mice? Great!
- His weakness? Empty soda cans
- He can bat those around for HOURS without getting tired of them
- The noise is almost unbearable but he's happy so let him be
- Ubbe's very protective of this killer whale plush doll you gave him when he first arrived
- He named it Tilly and now he carries Tilly everywhere
- He has it with him when he eats, when he's bathing, when he's sleeping
- Refuses to let go of him and always has him where he can see him
- One time, Ivar decided it would be funny to hide Tilly from Ubbe
- So Ubbe went on a 10-minute rampage looking for him
- In the end, Ubbe somehow got his hands on the nerf gun
- He chased Ivar around the house with a loaded nerf gun for 5 minutes before Ivar gave up and told him where he was
- Turns out, he had been holding Tilly hostage in the dryer
- Ubbe didn't talk to him for a week
- Doesn't like being ignored
- If he feels ignored, he'll put his head on your thigh and stare at you until you give him attention
- He doesn't care how long it takes
- He knows you can't resist him for long
- And you really can't
- It's the eyes
- Owns a little potted succulent
- It's a Burro's Tail because he likes to play around with it
- He's very gentle with it, though
- Nobody but you and him are allowed to touch it
- Hvitserk tried touching it once
- He got a good whack to the face, courtesy of Ubbe
- He never went near it again
- Thanks to you, it's still alive
- Not that he knows, he still thinks he's great at taking care of plants
- Loves looking at himself in the mirror
- It's not vanity, I swear
- He just likes playing with his reflection
- He'll wave one hand in front of the glass and try to catch the reflection
- Ubbe's a little baby and you HAVE to take care of him otherwise I don't know what I'll do
[ gif creds to owner. thanks for reading! i love him! so much! holy shit! ]