Nobody's P O V
"And here we have our time honored team mascot, Larry the hamster! Say hi Larry!" David had told the children introducing the cute looking hamster . And then he said in a tiny well kinda creepy voice said "hi there campers! I hope your ready to have fun today, don't forget to respect david and everything he does for you!" The 'hamster' said "oh! He talked did you hear that campers?" David said
"Are you a gipsy?" Y/n and Nikki said " uhh-" "Ahem." They had heard a voice and then max put a marble in a slide thingy
-+* too lazy sisters-
And then the Boulder hit the mascot throwing it to an island "aw.. man.." max said "that was supposed to kill you."
Me: OOOOOHHH there's a place I know that's tucked away-
Max : i will smack you
Me: back to the story eheheh before max kills me eheheh..
"Alllrighty kids! Today. We're gonna find a new mascot!"
David said really happy
"Whoa whoa whoa your putting this shit on us? We don't work here!!" Max complained
"Well max.. we were going to make hand-made icecream but someone killed our mascot and we're gonna find a new one because.. EVERY-GOOD-CAMP-HAS-A-MASCOT-MAX!!!" David explains trying to be calm but turns out to be very..scary.. //I as the author should say..// he starts breathing heavily catching his breath.
"Also Gwen is feeling.. under the weather... so this is one of the things we can do without her!" David says to add on
"SPACE KID DON'T EAT THAT ITS NOT SPACE FOOD" David shouts as he runs to space kid
"U-under the weather.." Neil mimicked
Y/n POV
" THOSE ARE JUST ROCKS" I hear from David, boy space kid needs some food if he is that hungry.. "lady sickness.. my mom gets it all the time" Nikki says to us "how do you cure it?-" "Edge closer to death.." Nikki says seriously Neil gets scared "well isn't it just a lady sickness.. we can't get it Neil.." I say to Neil reassuring him "y-you don't know that.. what if it gets to boys there's no scientific evidence to state that it's not passing to boys.." Neil says getting paranoid "bud didn't you hear Y/n. It's not for boys it's for girls..." max says rolling his eyes "b-but" "WOOOO mascot hunt I'm going for one with a lot of teeth!" Nikki cut off Neil running to find a mascot
"It should be cool" ered says "YEAH!! LIKE A UNICORN!" Nerris yells in excitement "like fierce and pure!!" ((I forgot his name let's call him mini H. Yknow.. okay I'm not explaining pointless shit.)) "I need one break from David just one day just one..." max says to himself. Max looks at quarter master with his smirk
"Hey David.." max calls
"Yes max?" David responds
"Let's have the quarter master take half of us.."
the quarter master looks at the fiendish max as max smirks
"Wouldn't he have a meek outlook on the forest" max continues
"Why of course max!! He is a loved member of our family and I'd LOVE for you to get to know him better.." David says happily
"I for one would love to learn from my elders" max says with his fake smile
"You seriously want to go in the woods with the bad guy of every Horror movie ever?!" Neil yelled
"Aren't you scared" I asked
"No.."
"Yeah..he is gonna turn you into a skin suit." Nikki adds on
"Calm down it will be fine..besides anything's better than hanging with David.." max says
"Your kinda hard on the guy I mean cmon dude.. be nice I thought you respected your elders...." I say to max with a relaxed look on my face
"As if! it's an act! don't you get it.." max says to me annoyed
David sniffled "sorry everyone.. I'm really overwhelmed with all this friendship right now.." David starts trying to dry his tears he lets out a sigh "alright who else would like to embark in a friendship walk? Who knows maybe our esteem quarter masters wisdom will rub off on you." David says happily
Max raises his hand and so do I cause I thought Nikki and Neil would raise their hands too.. but everyone else stepped back 'literally why I thought we were friends-' I said to myself and whispered loudly enough so max Nikki and Neil could hear me.. Nikki just shrugged and Neil looked to the side whistling
"Alright max, Y/N you young men are gonna be our Trail Blazers" David said in excitement
"I'm just so proud" David says looking at max
David ruffles maxes hair and max puts it back in face gruffing
//the fuck is a 'gruff'//
"Everyone else it's teammm David" he said
Everyone walks away it's just me.. max.. and quarter master
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Nobody's POV
"Everyone keep your eyes pealed you will never know what you can find!" David says happily
"I found a bug!!" Space kid says
"Oh.. that's great well hold onto him.." David says
"How many talents would you say were looking for here?" Nikki says upside down in a tree
"Uhm.."
"You know what.. I'm just gonna do my thing.. we will talk after.." nikki says climbing back into the tree
"What's wrong neil?" David asks
"What's WRONG?" Neil says
David nods his head
"I wanted to spend my summer in a air conditioned laboratory.. but I'm walking in a future Walmart parking lot!"
"Aww cmon Neil nature is your friend if you give it a chance!!" David says
"There's a raccoon trying to scavenge nerris.."
"It's resistant to CHARMS!!"
"NERRIS! PLAY DEAD!!"
"IM OUT OF AMMO!!"
"Psst.."Nikki calls for Neil
Neil goes through the bushes
"What is it?"
There was bear tracks all over the ground..
"I smell a mascot CMON!!"
"This isn't what the buddy system is FORR!!"
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Max looks around
"Look man we can go back to the camp and relax..we don't really have to do this shit I can be the mascot.." max tells him
The quarter master stops and max bumps into him
"Really, this was your plan?" Y/n asks
"No of course not" max replies
"Then what was it?" Y/n snaps back
"I don't know.. he would get my plan and then we would relax.. that was my plan," Max would whisper to Y/n with an annoyed look on his face "were here.." Quarter master says he would have this creepy look.. he raised his hook "well I guess Nikki was right welp good luck wearing my skin.." Max closed his eyes while opening his arms
"Really now we're gonna get murdered and THATS your last words.." Y/n would say like it was his fault
// WHICH IT WAS.. MAX..//
"I didn't know we would die.."
"OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T"
" SHUT UP"
"NO!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT"
"I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW WE WOULD BE DYING."
"Psh.. all because you didn't like David." Y/n would croak out as he was almost about to die he remembered his pig and gulped closing his eyes ready for the- "OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS" max yelled but then kept silent. "Wait max you made it to heaven.." Y/n asked opening his eyes and then.. " OH MY GOD BUNNIESSS!" Y/n would run in the pretty looking garden to pet them "Y/n this is.. heaven isn't it.." max would ask
"How'd ya make it bud?" Y/n said carrying the bunny back to where max is standing. "No idea.." max responded. "Heh, fun.." Y/n said looking at the bunny quarter master walked up to a squirrel and.
Stabbed it. " OH MY GOD !!! NO!!" Y/n screamed "wait a minute we're not in heaven! THIS IS LIFE IM ALIVE!!" "FUCK THAT, THE SQUIRREL IS DEAD!!" Y/n said
"Duh."
"YOUR NOT CONCERNED?."
"No."
"Oh.. that's heartless as heck dude"
"Rude. I'm not heartless I'm full of love, just don't know it yet."
"Huh?"
"Nothing"
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Still nobody's POV
"Oh... jackpot.."
Nikki and Neil found the bear cave.. and the bear was dead.
"NOOOOO!" Nikki shrieked
"I would've fed them porridge.. and it would've been just right.."
"Well..I guess we should turn around and go back to living a normal life-"
Quack..ssssssss
"Pff.. what's that it doesn't look very cool.." Nikki said being bored of the duck thingy-
//wow I think I haven't watched phineas and ferb because perry the platypus is a platypus,,//
"Oh that's a platypus.. it's actually really dangerous it has a little poison spur on its hiney-"
" POISONOUS?!?" Nikki said excitedly pushing neil out of the way.
"Come to mama.." Nikki said
SSSSSSSS
"Whoa too feisty.." Nikki said running with Neil
"RUN, DON'T LET IT HIT YOU."
" AAAAAAhAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"AHAHAHAAAA!"
"Sssssss"
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"Alright campers.. let's see who we have..we have a cater..pillar.. that will blossom into a beautiful butterfly just like all you campers!!" David says non excitedly
"And we have a tin can??"
"It's an wizards amulet"
//fucking love nerris omfg\\
"Which can be recycled and can be anything it put its mind too.."
"I..have something" Harrison says
"Be AMAZED!!"
Harrison pulled out a bunny out of his hat
"That's amazing!" David says
"Or is it.. magic" he put it back in his hat
"No.. where'd it go bring it back!" David says
"Oh I don't know how... kinda why I'm here-" Harrison says in dissatisfaction
// how the FUCK did I spell that\\
"AAAAAAA RUN!!" Neil screams
"Hurry kids, GET TO THE DOCK!"
The kids gathered to the dock
"Where do we go now?!" Neil asked in fear
"I don't know, THIS WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA!"
" what the fuck is going on here.." Gwen says
//yes Gwen save the day!\\
"Uh.. finding a new mascot?" David says in fear
"Why do you have to do the stupidest shit-"
The sound was ringing with royal music Y/n max and quartermaster he was on a wooden chair.. while Y/n and max was walking
"Hey guys!!" Y/n yelled.
"Hey Y/n!!!" Nikki yelled back
"I found a bunny!" Y/n yelled
"We found a Platypus!!" Nikki yelled louder
"Really?!" Y/n screamed
"YEAHHHHHHH!" Nikki screamed on the top of her lungs
"Cool beans" Y/n said in normal voice
"I know right." Nikki said in a normal voice
Y/n and Nikki did their little handshake
"Well then seeming that I stepped on a caterpillar my eardrums are gone. And there's no need to say no I guess the platypus is our new mascot!" David says
"So what did you guys do,," Nikki asked
"Idk think he tried to teach us a lesson?" Max said unsure
"Like about nature" Neil said
"I guess.." Y/n and max said at the same time
"Fine whatever it's the platypus.."
"Ooh! Can we be the camp camp plattys?" Nikki asked
"No.. Nikki.."
"What about pussys.." Neil asked
"Nonono definitely not-" David says
"Do you guys even know what pussys are?" Y/n asked
Everybody stayed silent.
"Damn.. you guys are kinda gross now- I'm going to my tent for a nap and I need carrots so I'm ravaging the fridge.." Y/n says
"Wait what-"
"Pussys pussys pussys pussys pussys-" The camp moves to a different direction and marches back to mess hall
"So.. what's with the quarter master and Jews.." max asked
Quack
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