'Shut up and kiss me already' Max x // MALE\\ reader

Foreign exchange campers

Nobody's POV

Nikki was panting like a dog "I can't take this heat anymore!! My skin is MELTING." She said dramatically
"That's called perspiration it's unbefitting of a scientist." Neil said to Nikki.
"I don't like sweating it makes my hair all puffy, and it makes my clothes feel like lavaaaa!" Y/n complained.
"This is NOT the worst, but it's way too hot to be standing out here." Max also complained.
"The only thing I'm hot for is another exciting day of camp!" David said happily.
"I was wrong, now it's the worst." Max said changing his mind.
"And the reason we're all waiting out here we've got super special guests coming to visit!" David said.
"are they singers?" Y/n stopped complaining.
"Before Any of you get excited it's just some brand new campers that we don't have room for because David FORGOT we signed up for a foreign exchange program. And we're totally not half assing their greeting or anything." Gwen explained
"CAN THEY SING?!" Y/n yelled
"I don't know." Gwen said to Y/n putting her fists on her hips.
"Well I'm not gonna let something silly like being unprepared stop us from giving them a proper American welcome." David said.
"Maybe I'm wrong about this.. but I feel like that's racist in a way." Y/n said.
"And really, what's more racist than that." Max said looking up at Y/n and smiling.
The bus suddenly pulled up.
"Foreign kids are here." QM said.
"Thanks quartermaster." Y/n smiled.
"Everyone let's give a patriotic welcome to Fiera, from Russia. Dang, from Thailand. And from the.. esteemed and glorious better than all others and benevolently blessed from Ivey, uhm.. from North Korea Juan. Oh also Brian." David introduced them.
((Sorry if I spelled their names wrong.))
"Hey." Brian said.
"Hey :D" Y/n said back.
"We're very much excite to be in attendance of the camp of Cameron Campbell." Fiera said she was monotone. But Russian monotone oooo-
"He is legend. Even in my superior republic!" Juan added.
"Where is he so we can meet him?" Dang asked David.
"Well Uhm, he had to.. go away for a while..." David said
"He's in jail." Gwen said.
"This cause us MUCH distress." Fiera said.

Y/n POV

"Yeahhh on that note. We're gonna head- somewhere else." Neil said after Nurf Brian and Juan spoke.
"That somewhere is the activities field! Because we've got a full day of fun ahead." David said walking away.
"But.. I don't-" I sighed loudly. "FINE COMING!!"  Everyone else groaned and followed me and David.

Harrison tried to shoot a bow and arrow, "grrreat job Harrison! You sure put some hocus pocus on that one!" David said.
"DONT patronize me." Harrison replied walking away.
"It's time for our visitors! Give it a try gang!" David said.
All three of them got a hole in one.
"Dang dang." Nikki said
"WOW. COOOL!!" I yelled
"Holy shit. These guys have crushed every activity we've had so far!" Max said
"They're almost as cool as me.."  ered said
"Ahhh you are supposed to be American cosmo pilot, how does it feel to have failing space race program." Fiera said to space kid.

"What the fuck did you just say to me/Him." Me and space kid said almost in sync.
"Allllllright everyone! Time for our last activity a scavenger hunt! And to spice things up with a little friendly competition, we're adding a special prize for the winners!! It'll be just like the Olympics!" David said
"A prize? I hope it is something I can bring back to my great leader!" Juan said
"Yes! Perhaps a trophy or some uranium!" Dang added.
"I wouldn't get my hopes up, or it's gonna be something stupid like the value of teamwork or some other bullshit that America shoves on you to make you feel good about wasting your life, but here's a secret! The American dream is dead." Max said.
"Hey max maybe it's something good this time, like chocolate! Or a toy!" I said to max, it made him smile but then stopped when David started to speak.
"The winners get icecream!" David said
"WHAT THE FUCK?!  WE'VE HAD ICECREAM?!" Max yelled
"I SWEAR ON MY MAGIC I WILL DEVOUR THAT SWEET TREAT!!" Nerris yelled
"I CAN SING LIKE SNOWWHITE!! WATCH!! A-A-A-A-AHHH!!~" I started to sing at the top my lungs.
"LET ME AT IT NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!" Nikki started to chew the air.