I was wondering why people look at me weirdly when I tell them that my mother is a lesbian.
Like, 'hey, you asked.'
But then I realised that they're probably thinking, 'oh, so you're adopted,' or 'then how the hell do you exist?'
Well, the answer is simple.
After my third sibling was born, she decided 'nah, I don't like dick anymore.'
There you have it.
I hope you're happy.