𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗, 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚜
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| 4 MONTHS LATER |
" Cut the fucking camera's deadass, " I whispered staring at all five positive pregnancy test sitting on the bathroom counter.
I quickly pulled out my phone seeing everybody was already texting the group chat being there regular dumb selves.
Da Ghetto House Wives 🤫.
Pooh Woo 💘 I remember wen my son use to love me 😕. Now it's tete Kay this tete Kay that .... I FUCKING HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭😭!!
Shanti 🤎 Siah and Rico act just alike AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHY DID I AGREE TO MARRY THIS MAN? Should I give him this ring back and go to the store for some milk? 🤨
New New 💕 Amaya act like me and Nola act like Amir .... i hate it here too 💀.
Today, 5:36pm
Shanti 🤎 Makayla come get your NEPHEW, GOD DAUGHTER, BROTHER, AND BOYFRIEND OUT MY HOUSE NOW !! 🤬
New New 💕 what they do now? 😭
Shanti 🤎 they in this bitch getting on my NERVES !
Pooh Woo 💘 typing
hey.
Pooh Woo 💘 hold on hold on ....
Shanti 🤎 are you serious ?
New New 💕 bitch gimme that, gimme that fucking mic ! wea the fuck you been at baby girl 🤨?!?!
Shanti 🤎 No seriously 🤨?!?!
Pooh Woo 💘 Do you even wanna be here? 😒
New New 💕 typing....
Brudda 😎❤️
Brudda 😎❤️ now this some tea right here ☕️ .... *sips tea*
who added Rico 😒?
New New 💕 now you kno he added his damn self 💀. Ashanti ass don't even have a lock on her phone, dumb ass😭.
Shanti 🤎 typing ....
Pooh Woo 💘 bye cause who the fuck doesn't have a lock on there phone 😂?
Brudda 😎❤️ That's what I said. I THOUGHT I married a educated smart person BUT nope she got a diploma and masters degree some how ... some way doing god knows WHAT, smh.
Brudda 😎❤️ probably shook some ass for the professor at the end of class 🤷🏽♀️.
Shanti 🤎 typing.....
this bitch typing a paragraph.
why your ass using the bitch emoji instead of the nigga? 😭
New New 💕 cause he fruity
Shanti 🤎 bet. 🙄
Pooh Woo I know damn well I- ... bye.
Brudda 😎❤️ that's yall friend AND bitch actully I was just tryna fit in with y'all bitches the fuck. Ugly ass lil girl, that's why your nigga fucked a tranny hoe 🖕🏽!!
bye, cause i remember that 😭😭😭
😭!!
New New 💕 not funny at all 😒
Brudda 😎❤️ I know cause it was hilarious 🤣!
Before I could type back small but loud bangs came from the other side of the bathroom door.
" I GOTTA PEE TETE !! GET OUT " Don yelled
" You could have used the other one Don, " I heard Siah say as I open the door.
This lil nigga pushed me out the way running to the toilet and instantly pee like he didn't even try to hide his lil shit either.
I quickly shut the door looking at Siah look at me.
" You got baby? " She asked with a big smile on her face.
" Ummm— "
" YAY NEW COUSIN FOR MEEEE !! YESSSSSIRRRRRRR. "
She jumped on my bed doing the arm thing Desi did.
" Sit your slow ass dow— "
" Shawty light skin ... TATTED, " Don sung doing that dancing youngboy be doing as he came out the bathroom.
" Ima just head out now, " I threw up my peace sign up as I walked out my own room.
" Why she j— that's your god muva. "
" That's your BLOOD auntie negro, " Siah responsed back.
" So. "
How these mutha fuckas talk so damn good at four?
AN; I skipped Siah birthday but her and Landon birthday two months and some days apart.
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" Don, gone be slapping niggas behind his sister and cousin's. " I told Von thinking about what his lil ass did in Walmart today.
" Why you say that? "
" We was in Walmart and there was this lil boy looking at her but not like that he was really looking at her big as— "
" BIG WHAT?!?! "
" Let me finish sir but like I was saying he was looking at her big ass bow on her head, little girl so extra she jumped at the lil boy and Don being Don crazy ass he punch the lil boy talm about sum don't get hurt in front of these white people. " Von busted out laughing as I looked over at Don and Siah doing TikTok's
" I really wonder ... are you slow? " Siah shook her mugging him " Then stop acting like it and do da damn dance right. "
I know his lil ass ain't just cuss at her like that. Sound like Noonie and Iyanna ... crazy.
He been around Noonie crazy ass way too much with this smart ass mouth of he's.
" Bye I'm finna go to sleep, she slow just like her daddy. "
Don left out after handing me my phone while Siah stood there looking around the room.
" I know he ain't talm about me .. I'm finna call my daddy on him sinc— "
" That's not even needed sweetheart. One dumbass a day is enough for me. " My mouth hung open not knowing what to say to Don.
" You see me? " Von asked me making me nod my head.
" yea I see you, you see me. "
" Hell yea I see ya both of us sitting here sitting like two big Barney's. "
" We gots to stay off TikTok. " I said making him laugh.
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Hmmm ... I just realized Don the only boy out of all the kids 😂.
He really gone be slapping niggas about his sister and cousin's. 🤣
Second gone be funny to me cause they more then likely gone act just like there parents 😭😭😭😭!
They gone be lit asl 🤣💯!!