Me: This is me right now 🥴
Bakugo: That's an ugly face you made, but you have good reason for once
Mineta: This one's not so bad either....Momo has gigantic boobs....*drooling*
Me: *looks at business card* 320-410-XXXX......
Mineta: Whats that phone number for?
Me: Just a little friend of mine....
Mineta: Is it a girl?
Me: No, it's a male.
Mineta: That's sad...why are you calling him then?
Me: He said something about wanting to test some new torture methods....
ImDefinitelyHuman: SURPRISE GRAPIST!
Mineta: No! Leave me alone!
ImDefinitelyHuman: Nope. Now there's this one torture method called having a gay male seduce you
Mineta: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!