MineMomo

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Me: This is me right now 🥴

Bakugo: That's an ugly face you made, but you have good reason for once

Mineta: This one's not so bad either....Momo has gigantic boobs....*drooling*

Me: *looks at business card* 320-410-XXXX......

Mineta: Whats that phone number for?

Me: Just a little friend of mine....

Mineta: Is it a girl?

Me: No, it's a male.

Mineta: That's sad...why are you calling him then?

Me: He said something about wanting to test some new torture methods....

ImDefinitelyHuman: SURPRISE GRAPIST!

Mineta: No! Leave me alone!

ImDefinitelyHuman: Nope. Now there's this one torture method called having a gay male seduce you

Mineta: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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