Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

By storyzrok

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Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
Struggles For Lazy Girls
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Do NOT Mess With ME.

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By storyzrok

If you are a wattpader andddddd, have, unfortunately,  got on the wrong side of me, then......................these are the things about me you do NOT wanna mess with. (WARNING I AM NOT JOKING)

FAMILY

Family is really really important to me. I've stuck with them from the start and, we have never let go of each other, and, we never will. My cousins (THERE ARE SOME ON WATTPAD -------> @mastershifi  @IshaAnfalKhan) are like my siblings LITERALLY. So offend me with something about them, and trust me, I will NOT hesitate to pull my karate suit out. XD

FOOD

Is my LIFE , if you dont like the food I eat, I dont like YOU End. Of . Story.XD

MY WATTROKERS

They're ma little ducklings! And if you you insult them *narrows eyes* you got me AND the rest of ma army on your back, so, keep m peeled. Ps if any wattpader is bullying/insulting/upsetting you always always tell, I'm always here for advice/help and if needed, to step into the situation (with permission).

RELIGION AND CULTURE

You get me, hate Islam an you got all the brothers and sisters unity on yo' neck. We are united,we care for each other and we NEVER EVER leave the situation in a mess.

And hate Wales or Pakistan and man I be flingin' rooti at yo face like taaash taaash. And like sending welsh cake misiles like you got nothing to loooooose. No one messes with ma cricket or that big ugly dragon!

Ehhhhn my brain has exploded so I'm gonna go sleep now now.

Ps rooti is chapati so you maaay wanna go back and read the sentence again, its more funny XD

Luv yaa!

Storyzrok

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