Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

By windswept-

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Gods Demigods and Facebook
Author's Note | New Update Schedule and Other Info
Welcome to Facebook
Join the Club and a New Girl?
Leo(na)'s New Ships
Because This Is What Happens When An Author Has Writer's Block
Breaking Leo
Because Magic-8 Balls Are Totally Magic
Percabeth Overload and Siblings Making Up
Story Time with Annie
Story Time with Annie Part Two
Come to the Dark Side... We Have Kylo Ren
Facebook Games and Ego Checks
The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
Reading the Books and All the Drama From That
Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
More Questions, Fanfictions, and Immortality
Riptide, Cribs, and Ratings
Just a Series of Percabeth Moments and Maybe Some Harry Potter
When Boredom Strikes
Baby Stories with Sally
McDonald's With Nico
Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
A Dog Named Spot, Annoying Habits, and Call Me Maybe Renditions
More Awkward Moments with Nico
5SOS and Problems With Frazel
Delete the Underlined Portion
Accidental Turkey Pardons, Not So Great Memories, and Finger Painting
Perluke: A New Slash Ship Due to Zero Sleep
Coffee, Cake Pops, and Nico
This Is A Pen
Nico and Starbucks, A Sequel
Valentine's Day Special: The Beginning
Valentine's Day Special: The Return of Perluke
We Will Now Interrupt The Games For A Much More Interesting Discussion
Note: Nico and Game Nights Do Not Mix
Those Dam Headcanons
Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes
Percy Being Stalked, Blue Food or Annabeth, and Craving Lettuce
Of Kit Kats and Pink Cupcakes (and Sass)
Leo's Pick-Up Line Failures
Another Update After A Night Of No Sleep
Stress, Jokes, and Flying: The Usual
Of Cults And Religions
The Last Author's Note

Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges

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By windswept-

Elizabeth posted a status
Alright, it's Friday. I can pretend I actually have my life together for two days. Someone take my mind off of things pls.

Percy: What's wrong? Having school problems? Because I can relate.

Elizabeth: Houston, I have so many problems

Percy: Wait what? My name isn't Houston...?

Apollo: YES I GOT THAT REFERENCE

Apollo: MY DAUGHTER, EVERYBODY

Apollo: I mean, you're referencing the movie and not the actual thing, but whatever SAME THING

Thalia: Okay someone explain how Apollo got Elizabeth's reference?

Apollo: Um, they named the entire thing after me. Why wouldn't I pay attention?

Thalia: ... Right. That actually explains so much.

___

Annabeth posted a status
Is your struggling coming from your tendency to procrastinate?

Elizabeth: HAHAHAHA WHAAAT psh no never

Annabeth: *eyebrow raise*

Elizabeth: Okay yes

Annabeth: How bad?

Elizabeth: Three weeks worth of math assignments, two essays to write, five chapters to read, 150+ pages of a history textbook to take notes on, and that's just the stuff I need to make up

Annabeth: ... Didn't you just have a break? Like, last week?

Elizabeth: Yeah, but then I went snowboarding from Monday to Thursday... And I had three projects, 60 pages of history textbook notes to take, and a math take home test

Annabeth: ... Liz, my gods

Elizabeth: I swear I had a handle on these things- and myself

Elizabeth: ... I just... I broke it?

___

Percy posted a status
Hey, it's your birthday next week, right?

Elizabeth: Why yes, yes it is

Percy: Well, in that case

Percy: Guys, we should have a little party or like, a movies and games night since Liz doesn't like actual parties

Annabeth: Remember the last time we played a game together? Does Monopoly sound familiar?

Hazel: I SWEAR MY PIECE MOVED BY MYSELF I TOTALLY WASN'T CONTROLLING THE EARTH TO MAKE IT SHAKE FORWARD

Piper: AND I DEFINITELY DIDN'T TRY TO USE CHARMSPEAK TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO MAKE ME GIVE YOU MONEY FROM THE RAILROAD

Leo: THE BOARD LIT ITSELF UP OKAY

Leo: I MEAN, SURE IT HAPPENED WHEN FRANK HAD TO PAY ME MONEY FOR MY THREE HOTELS BUT IT WASN'T ME

Frank: YOU ALMOST SET ME ON FIRE TOO

Frank: YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH FLAMES, PLUS MY FACE COULD'VE BEEN BURNED

Leo: Eh, that's alright. I doubt Hazel cares what you look like.

Leo: I mean, she's dating you already, isn't she?

Nico: That was more shade than I have when I shadow travel

Percy: That burn was worse than what Leo could've done to your face

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: And you too, Percy

Percy: Okay BUT WHY COULDN'T I HAVE PUT A POOL IT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A LITERAL POOL PIECE WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME PRETEND AND BE HAPPY

Annabeth: And you still think a game night would be a good idea?

Thalia: Well, maybe in ten years, you'll be telling these stories to your kids and laughing?

Thalia: With heavy censorship, of course

Percy: Okay we're doing this

Percy: You don't even have a choice anymore, Liz

Elizabeth: Awww thanks guys <33

fin.

___

(A/N): To be continued~! I already have some basic ideas for the game night (written in facebook format, of course). And there's going to be some Nico (and Will ooooh) action ;)

And maybe I mean action in all of its double entendre glory *wink wink*

-Elizabeth

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