My new hit single has the exact same beat as
“All About That Bass” had it’s just a bit faster
And this video’s trash it is just a rehash of the vid for the smash it’s just not quite as good.
I feel dizzy from paint fumes
Can’t he spray paint this in a different room?
Meghan this production wraps at noon so just sing your stupid tune!
They’re doin these extreme close ups of my lips
It’s guaranteed to make you squeamish
These sets were made my a little kid
That’s why they look like shit
In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs
And mocked them for their size
Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie
You’re not nice!
This video is (oh) just a commercial (oh) for this new HP tablet.
They gave me cash (cash) millions of dollars (dollars)
To pretend I use this piece of shit
I didn’t spend (spend) much on production (production)
That’s why this video looks so cheap (ah ah)
My fame and success (success) might not last much longer (longer)
So all that cash I’m gonna keep
To drive online traffic in key demographics
We should use this tactic – fill this vid with web stars
Their fans are devoted and they will promote it.
Wait a second hold it is that why we’re here Bart?
[GloZell Lynette Simon:]
I see how you iz, you just using us for views. Huh?
[Bart Baker:]
Every time a man makes a sound he’s definitely lying
Woah! Hey! That’s a generalization
[Bart Baker:]
You’re men so you’re both lying.
Ahhh….
[Santa:]
Meghan it’s not fair to say that all men lie lie lie
Some are naughty some are nice
Here’s my naughty and nice list
Some are good guys
[Bart Baker:]
You’re a man so you lie! [punches Santa]
[Elf:]
Santa is dead!
(Dead)
He was killed by Meghan.
(You bitch)
But Christmas must still go on (still go on)
Since you killed him (killed him)
You must replace him.
Put on this Santa suit and be gone!
[Bart Baker (as Santa):]
I have a plan to get my revenge. (revenge)
On all the stupid men and boys. (ah ah)
Its the perfect gift (gift) for every one of them (of them)
Much better than Christmas toys