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Spidey
What's up guys?
How's it going?!
Loki
We're doing great
MemeKween
Because....
Harley
It's Wednesday my dudes!
Spidey
All hail the Supreme VineLords and MemeKween!
Wizard
Stark!
How could you let this happen?!
Mr Stark
Don't blame me!
Blame KittyCat!
He left his phone lying around!
KittyCat
It is not my fault!
MemeKween yeeted my phone so she had to fix it!
MemeKween
Guilty as charged...
Wizard
What about the other two?
Stark is responsible for something here!
Mr Stark
I didn't add Loki and Harley!
That was all MemeKween's doing!
Harley
I thought you could tell me what to do?
Mr Stark
Quiet now, young surrogate son of mine!
And, Peter, go to school now or you'll be late.
Spidey
Who's responsible for Loki?
Hawk
I'm happy to be responsible for his disembodiment!
Natalia
Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?
Hawk
°-°
I completely forgive him for all that he has done and blame his brother for his presence here completely!
Natalia
Not quite but good enough.
Spidey
Loki has a brother?!
Loki
ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!
Spidey
Do you not get along very well?
Loki
We struggle but he manages to be just bearable enough to stay alive.
Spidey
YOU'D TRY TO KILL HIM?!
Loki
Never by choice.
I do stab him on occasion though
Spidey
Why isn't your brother on the chat?
Dr Banner
He's not overly fond of technology...
Spidey
Oh well :(
Mr Stark
Kid...
Spidey
Yep...?
Mr Stark
Get the fuck to school now!
Capsicle
Language!
Spidey
Holy frick frack tic tac snick snack!
I'm late!!!
Capsicle
......
...Language...?
Later After School...
Peter politely spoke with Lizzie, then walked through security as fast as he could, eager to continue his AI with Mr Stark. Today was his second day at the internship and he had already learned so much!
Whilst Peter stood in the elevator, he was happily thinking about what he would be able to add to his AI. Peter was so lost in his thoughts that he almost didn't notice when the elevator stopped early to let someone else in...
Bruce Banner entered the elevator, trying to make himself as small and irrelevant as possible. Unfortunately for Bruce, Peter was too smart not to realise that his favourite scientist was in such close proximity to him.
Peter had already begun fanboying on extreme levels and struggled to splutter out, "Y-you're Bruce Banner!" totally not losing his cool.
Almost sadly Bruce sighed and said, "Yes." Peter instantly picked up on Bruce's tone and was slightly confused. Nevertheless, Peter anxiously asked, "Can I take a picture?"
Miserably, Bruce replied, "Sorry, kid, the Hulk can't come out." His voice was completely monotonous and it sounded like he had said that sentence so many times he was exhausted of repeating it.
Peter frowned slightly, but then smiled even wider than before. "Oh, no, I didn't want a picture with the Hulk. I mean, Hulk is cool and all, but you're my favourite scientist and I've read all of your books at least twenty times!" Peter fanboyed.
Bruce blinked a few times, visibly confused. "Y-you understood my books?" he stuttered out.
Peter grinned like the maniacal fanboy he was and chirped, "I read them all the time! When I was little my uncle would read them as bedtime stories and explain them so I'd understand!"
A tear escaped Bruce's eye, although he quickly wiped it away. "Thanks, kid," Banner said, infinitely happier than before, "so do you still want that picture?"
After they took a couple of selfies, they talked science. When Bruce learned Peter's name, he seemed slightly surprised. Peter didn't think much of it though, maybe he just looked more like a William or a Godfrey?
When Bruce left the elevator, Peter immediately whipped out his phone and sent a text to the group chat.
Spidey
GUESS WHAT?!
I JUST MET BRUCE BANNER!
AND I GOT A SELFIE!!!
Peter could've sworn that his enhanced hearing heard Bruce's phone ding three times, but thought nothing of it, probably a coincidence.
Peter soon left the elevator and entered Mr Stark's lab. Strangely, at the exact same time as Peter got a notification from the group chat, Mr Stark's phone also buzzed.
Tiny
That's amazing, Bug Bro!!!
Peter worked on his AI, with Mr Stark, for a couple of hours until the two for hungry. After Peter's stomach growled obnoxious loudly, Mr Stark announced that he would make then sandwiches.
Peter insisted on helping, which Mr Stark seemed oddly worried about...
However, since Stark couldn't think of a reason not to let him help, Peter ended up impaling himself with a butter knife.
As Mr Stark rushed Peter down to the med bay, where Doctor Strange was waiting for them so he could put his PhD to use, all Peter could do was make light hearted jokes about looking like Wolverine.
After the butter knife was extracted and condemned with holy water, Peter took out his phone and texted the 'Avengers'.
Spidey
The butter knife has struck again...
Weirdly, both Mr Stark's and Doctor Strange's phones buzzed right after Peter sent the text. Ok, this is getting freaky now, Peter thought, at least there's no way I'm texting the Avengers, right?
Peter only got a reply later that evening during patrol. Dedicated as he was to being Spider-Man, the criminal class seemed to have all gone on holiday for the week, so there wasn't much to do other than text.
Natalia
Ребенок Паук, are you ok?!
Spidey
I'm great now!
Mr Stark got Doctor Strange to remove the butter knife from my hand and let me splash it with holy water!
Frostbite
YOU IMPALED YOUR HAND ON A BUTTER KNIFE?!
Pigeon
How.?
Spidey
I slipped.
For some reason, once my hand was fixed, Mr Stark put a child lock on the draw with the knives in.
Harley
So that's why!
Mr Stark
Underoos
Spidey
Yes, Mr Stark?
Mr Stark
Would it kill you to call me Tony?
Spidey
Who knows.
It almost killed me making my iron-rich sandwich, who knows what calling you Tony could do.
Mr Stark
Your brain's logic makes no sense.
But anyway...what are you most afraid of?
Spidey
Why you want to know?
Mr Stark
Just wondered.
Spidey
Well besides butter knives and peppermint...
I'd have to say not being able to save the people I love scares me the most.
Mr Stark
Don't worry, kid, won't let that happen.
Spidey
What are you guys most afraid of?
Hawk
Natalia.
Definitely Natalia.
Natalia
I'm a 'who' not a 'what', Hawk.
My greatest fear is probably the same as yours Spidey.
Frostbite
Nazi scientists.
Capsicle
Losing those I love
Mr Stark
Not being able to save everybody.
Tiny
Not being able to see my daughter.
Scarlet
Myself.
Silver
Not being there for Scarlet.
Wizard
Being useless.
Dr Banner
The Hulk
KittyCat
Being a bad leader and losing my family.
Loki
Aliens that control your mind.
MemeKween
KittyCat's sandals and exposed toes.
Harley
Stark leaving me like my father did.
Spidey
What about you, Pigeon?
Pigeon
...
Crashing my drone.
Spidey
Thank you all for telling me!
I've got to go now, bye!!!
Mr Stark
Bye, Petey Pie!
Natalia
Goodbye, Pyotr!
Hawk
Bye, Pete!
Scarlet
Night, Ребенок Паук!
Silver
Goodnight, Маленький Паук!
Wizard
Farewell, Spidey!
Dr Banner
Take care, kid!
Capsicle
G'night, son!
Frostbite
Bye, kiddo!
Pigeon
Goodbye!
KittyCat
Goodnight!
Tiny
Bye-bye Bug Club!
MemeKween
Get yeeted, my Lord!
Loki
Stay safe, fellow VineLord!
Harley
Watch out for wild butter knives!
1 Week Later
Mr Stark
Peter.
Spidey
Yes, Mr Stark?
Mr Stark
Care to explain why Spider-Man is going in and out of your bedroom window every night?
Spidey
...
He probably just likes watching me sleep?
Mr Stark
Sure you don't have something to tell us?
Spidey
Fine.
I am Spider-Man.
MemeKween
Holy frick frack tic tac snick snack that is awesome!!!
Spidey
Don't tell anyone though?
Please?!
Natalia
We won't.
Or else...
Spidey
Mr Stark...
Mr Stark
Yep?
Spidey
Why were you watching my bedroom window?
Mr Stark
Tracking Spider-Man.
Spidey
Why would you need to do that?
Mr Stark
Classified information, Kiddo
Spidey
Sure...
Since you guys know I'm Spider-Man, can I ask you something?
Mr Stark
Go ahead
Spidey
And you promise to answer truthfully and honestly?
Natalia
For you, of course
Spidey
Are you the real Avengers???
Natalia
Дерьмо!
Spidey
I got this one!
LANGUAGE!!!
Mr Stark
Yes, we are the Avengers, plus Loki, Harley, Shuri, Strange, and Falcon.
Pigeon
HEY!!!
Natalia
Sorry we didn't tell you sooner, Ребенок Паук, but we're not really allowed to.
Mr Stark
Hey kid?
You still there???
Peter?
Underoos? Jeeze that name is too fitting now!
Spidey
This is Peter's friend, MJ.
The Loser has fainted.