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Spidey
Heya!
Mr Stark
Oh Peter Peter Peter...
Spidey
What?
Hawk
What were you thinking?!
Spidey
I don't know!
Natalia
Did you think you could get this past us?
Spidey
Get what past you?!
How did you find out?!
Mr Stark
How did we find out?!
Hawk
It wasn't hard!
Natalia
It was so simple, even Hawk didn't need any help figuring it out!
Spidey
I'm sorry!
I didn't want you to find out this way!
But I swear I was going to tell you!
Mr Stark
Oh were you now?
Spidey
Yes!
I just didn't want to worry you!!!
Hawk
Why shouldn't we worry?
Spidey
Because I know what I'm doing!
Natalia
You know what you're doing?!
You are texting when you're supposed to be at school!
And you expect us not to worry because you apparently know what you're doing?!!!!!
Spidey
Wait what?
Mr Stark
You can read.
Hawk
So, why are you texting during school?
Spidey
That's what this is about?!
Thank God!
Natalia
What else would it be about?
Spidey
Uh...erm...nothing...?
Hawk
If you say so
But you are behaving very suspiciously.
Mr Stark
So, Kid, tell us
Spidey
Tell you what?
Natalia
Why are you texting us in class?
Spidey
Ohhh! That!
Because I already know everything they're teaching us so I'm bored
Hawk
You already know everything they teach?!
Mr Stark
Bambino, why are you still in high school?
You could be in college!
Spidey
Honestly, after everything that's happened to me, I just want to have as normal a life as possible
Besides, I would never leave Ned and MJ!
Mr Stark
Why don't you try for an internship at Stark Industries?
I'm sure you'll learn something new there!
Spidey
They don't accept high schoolers :(
Need to be college or older!
.·´¯'(>▂<)´¯'·.
Natalia
Well, we'll have to do something about that now won't we?
Hawk
I can see the way she's smiling right now, and I'm scared
Natalia
I don't care who I have to murder, I will make sure the Cinnamon Roll is happy!
Hawk
Ok, just murder, nothing weird, that's a relief!
And, for Pyotr, I'm happy to be of assistance!
Spidey
HOW IS MURDER A RELIEF?!
Mr Stark
It's nothing unusual for them...
Spidey
Ok, phew
WAIT!
AM I TEXTING MURDERERS?!
Natalia
Stark you idiot!!!
Mr Stark
I'm dead.
But don't worry, Petey!
None of us are murderers!
Hawk
For now...
Spidey
If none of you are murderers, Mr Stark, then why say that you're dead?
Mr Stark
I was joking!
Hawk
But that doesn't matter right now!
Spidey
How does the possibility of me texting murderers not matter?!
Natalia
Hawk is right.
It doesn't matter right now.
Spidey
Why not?!
Hawk
It doesn't matter right now because you need to stop texting and pay attention to what they're teaching you.
Spidey
But I already know it!
Sometimes I even have to correct the teacher!!!
Mr Stark
Just PRETEND to pay attention!
Spidey
Fine.
But last time I did that, I fell asleep!
Natalia
YOU DID WHAT?!
Spidey
I fell asleep.
Hawk
Didn't your teacher tell you off?
Spidey
Not really...
It was during a documentary
Mr Stark
Aren't documentaries supposed to be fun?
Spidey
Oh god no!
But, damn, that was a good nap!
Capsicle
LANGUAGE
Dr Banner
Spidey, just pay attention to school!
As much as we love talking to you, we unfortunately have jobs we have to do.
Spidey
Oh sorry, of course, Dr Banner!
Sorry for distracting you all!
Bye!
Mr Stark
No, Peter, don't go!
I'm in a really boring meeting right now!
Actually nevermind, Pepper is giving me a death glare...
Some days later...
Spidey
Hey!
Mr Stark!
Natalia!
Hawk!
Anyone else!
Mr Stark
Yes, Underoos?
Natalia
What is it, ребенок паук?
Hawk
It better not be anything bad!
Spidey
My science class got to complete an application form and test to be the REAL Tony Stark's personal intern!!!
Mr Stark
Am I not good enough for you anymore?!
Spidey
Nonononononononono, Mr Stark, no!
It's just that Tony Stark is sooooooooo amazing and awesome!
Hawk
I'm sure you'll win, Паук!
Natalia
And if you don't, they'll be hell to pay.
Mr Stark
Relax, Nat!
I'm know he'll get it!
Spidey
Aw thanks guys!
But, Мама Паук, you really don't need to do that for me!
Natalia
I do and I will.
Some more days later
Spidey
Guys!!!
Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Stark
What is it, Bambi?
Natalia
Да, Pебенок Паук?
Hawk
Yes, Pyotr?
Scarlet
What?
Silver
Tell us!
Dr Banner
What?
Wizard
Yes, Child?
Tiny
What's up, Bug Club?
Pigeon
What is it?
Capsicle
Are you ok?
Frostbite
Is everything alright?
KittyCat
Yes?
Spidey
I GOT THE STARK INTERNSHIP!!!
Natalia
I'm so proud of you, Baby Spider!
Hawk
That's amazing, Spidey!
Mr Stark
I knew you'd get it!
Scarlet
Congratulations!
Silver
Well done!
Tiny
That's amazing
Dr Banner
Good job!
Capsicle
Nice work!
Frostbite
That's great!
Wizard
Good luck!
You'll need it
KittyCat
That can't have been easy, well done!
Pigeon
Honestly, I'm not surprised
Spidey
Aw!
Thanks so much, guys!!!
Tiny
When do you start?
Spidey
Next week, after school!
What do you think I should wear for it?
Dr Banner
Just casual clothes really.
Oh, and as much safety gear as possible!
Spidey
Really? I don't need to wear a suit or tie or anything???
Mr Stark
Definitely not!
If you're going to be working on building things, you don't want to be dressed up in fancy clothes that will get dirty, right?
Spidey
Right!
But I thought interns just got coffee
Mr Stark
Most interns do, but I have a feeling that Tony Stark wouldn't do that to his personal intern
Scarlet
He better not!
Silver
But if he does...
Scarlet
We will find him...
Silver
And haunt his nightmares forever!
You can do that right?
Scarlet
I can.
Spidey
Well that went from sweet to scary very fast!
I'm going to sleep now, before you offer to kill anyone else on my behalf
Silver
We never said we'd kill him!
Scarlet
Just torture his mind!
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Spidey
O...k?
Goodnight!
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