House guest: Your children are so beautiful! How many do you have again?
Calum's wife: we have tw-
Calum: three.
Calum's wife: No we don't, we only have-
Calum: *pets massive german shepard sitting on his lap*
Calum's wife: we have three
House guest: Your children are so beautiful! How many do you have again?
Calum's wife: we have tw-
Calum: three.
Calum's wife: No we don't, we only have-
Calum: *pets massive german shepard sitting on his lap*
Calum's wife: we have three
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