((i saw this on Bing don't judge me yes I use Microsoft edge))
Epic sans: I would roast u but my mom said:
Epic: IM NOT ALLOWED
Epic: TO BURN TRASH
AU Sans's: OOOOOOOOOO
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When It's Alice's Turn to cook (( blue and Alice switch okay ))
Blueberry: So, whats for diiner?
Alice: Cant tell you, its a SOUP-PRISE! (( Classic in the back ground: Heh nice one kid-))
Blueberry: Is it soup?
Alice: I SOUP-POSE it should be *laughing inside* ((Classic: oh my god-))
Blueberry: stop that
Alice: St-UOP what? ((Classic: wheezing*))
Blueberry: stop saying soup puns
Alice: no, soup. ((Classic: im so proud-))
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Alice reading a story with gaster in it: Gaster? im so FLABBER-GASTERED!
Blueberry: *go to hell face*
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Alice as Player: "Should you risk saving Temmie's life?"
Frisk: N-
Alice: YOU CANT SPELL FRISK WITH OUT RISK BRUH *SMASHES THE YES BUTTON
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*this was the time Alice tripped a few times but got healed a few weeks later*
*texting*
TheMagnifiscentBlueberry: Alice! I heard what happened to you, are you okay?!,Are you hurt?! how are your wounds?!((is visiting UT! Asgore UT Asriel, And UT Toriel, Alice knew because He told him and they are listening))
AliceThePunMaster#2: Im fine blue, But I guess you could say my wounds are AS-RIEL AS-GORE, But not TO-RIEL XD
((UT Asgore, UT Asriel, And UT toriel are Dieing of laughter))
TheMagnifiscentBlueberry: ...
AliceThePunMaster#2: hello? blue you still there? guess not
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*Alexa saying her first pun in a genocide run*
*Sans: Dieing
Alexa: Listen sans, im Really sorry your brother....PASTA-Way!
Sans whispering: Oh my fucking god kid- I know I love Puns but seriously why do you say Puns when I die or anyone dies, oh My fucking god go to hell-
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((yes this book is gonna be filled with puns now lol))
* sans as Mona Lisa*
*The Bona Lisa - 2020 lol*
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