||Chapter 31||

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Me: thor  +  toriel ThOrIeL

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The diffrance between Crime and Romance

Crime be like;

Monster kid: we should rob a ba-

Chara, frisk, and Asriel: No.

Romance be like;

i don't even want to put that =_=

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When the Bad guy's Don't fucking care about fighting the star sanses

Error: *Sleeping*

The others: *puts him in a coffin*

Fresh: *plays  the coffin dance music*

Dust, horror, cross, and killer: *COFFIN DANCING*

Error: WHAT THE FUCK-

Nightmare: lol

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Kris: can I make a report? (news)

People: sure

Kris on News: Sans fucked my mom and I will never forgive him. (Rating; 999999999999999999999)

Sans: ;----;"

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Ink: SWIGGTY SWOOTY- I AM GOING FOR DAT BOOTY-

Error: 1nk wha7 7h3 fuck

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Dream: stop saying "Okay boomer" you are also a boomer!













Shattered Dream: ok boomer.

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Asriel: oh I Just cant wait to be the king! (is singing)

Chara: Okay =)

Asriel: CHARA NOOO-

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so i fused Chara and frisk and I got this;

Charisk: your filled with DISCOMFORT

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Name: Chara dreemurr

Which is good and which is evil

Flower; evil

Death; sweet and cool

More death; nice

F-

Chara: god damn it.

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Asgore: *break's the mercy button*

Frisk: *Breaks the fight button because doesn't want to*

Asgore: O_O

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Chara: Frisk, mom, Alice, and Doggo went shopping! so bored!

~ a few moment's later~

Chara: HEY KRIS! PLAY WITH ME (X 3)

Kris: you wanna play with me?

Chara: NOPE NOPE NOPE O////O (ran away)

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Mrs. Toriel: Kris has 29 hot dogs, and gives 4-

Susie: *raises hand* wait why does Kris have some much hotdogs?

Kris: eating a hot dog

Kris: MIND YO BUSINESS SUSIE.

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reaction time

Demon sans is wearing a cat onsie

Alice's reaction:

When AngelTale sans is wearing a cute maid outfit- 

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When AngelTale sans is wearing a cute maid outfit- 

Alice's reaction-

(looks like an error popped up when I tried to upload the picture but it looked like that guy from above was A TOMATO Aka blushing)

Demon: OH COME ON

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The fandom And Me: *looks at Cray x Pallette* POTH IS DIEING D:

Alice: *sees Cray x Pallette* Heck yes-

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so i saw something and I just drew it- here's my first piece of art- its cringey I know-

Base aint mine- Also that's me when I don't have glasses- ((AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I NEED TO GO THROUGH TO COMPLETE IT-)) ((I also cant do the 2nd one CAUSE I CANT FREAKING DRAW ANIME-))

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Base aint mine- Also that's me when I don't have glasses- ((AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I NEED TO GO THROUGH TO COMPLETE IT-)) ((I also cant do the 2nd one CAUSE I CANT FREAKING DRAW ANIME-))

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when I see Naj goth fan girl's

Me: Fuck off. goth is already taken. 

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My friends: WHO'S YOUR DAM CRUSH- TELL US- EEE-

Me: *whispers* Cray.. (lol that is a joke I don't like getting into relation ships I luv meh piano)

My friends: what?

Me: SON OF A- *Gets a hammer*

My friends: oh shit

Me: *yeets the hammer-*

TO BE CONTINUED MEME-

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