I'm 5 months now and let me tell you I look like I'm going to pop and Jacob is being super precatious about everydamn thing. Leah, Emily, and Kim planned my baby shower and they went all out. They even planned some baby games; I was against the baby games because they were creepy.
- Pin the diaper on the baby
- Pregnant waddle challenge
Which I found to be offensive
- Baby milk drinking contest
Who in the literal hell picked these games and why. I made Jacob participate because he laughed at me trying to waddle down the stairs so now he has to play ever game. You have to wear a diaper for the first game. Then you have to wear a fake baby bump. The last one is the worse you have to drink baby formula.
Jacob: Do I have to
Gia: Yes you do and dont worry it'll be fun
Jacob: You join me
Gia: The girls said I cant so ha!
Jacob: Are they bad
Gia: Dont you trust me
Jacob: Babe you know I love you but no
He doesnt trust me. I felt a tear fall from my cheek. He picked me up and kissed my forehead.
Jacob: Babe I
Gia: No
Jacob: Fine I'll play the game but if it's humiliating I promise your not going to like the result
Gia: Why is that
Jacob: You cant sleep without me so have fun
Gia: We'll see how you like the guess bedroom
Jacob: Is that so
Gia: Yea
I kissed him and I felt fireworks like I always did but it seems like Daniel kicked me hard. Jacob even felt that and made a joke.
Jacob: Okay I get it you dont want me and mommy kissing but cant you be a little nicer to mommy
That was 2 hours ago and we're having the baby shower and the whole time Daniel has been kicking me very painfully. Jacob looked upset when they had to start playing the games. When it was time for cake I took a bite and felt water run down my leg and I was sitting on Jacob's lap.
Gia: It would seem Daniel decided to make an early appearance no
Jacob: Let's go
We all gathered in the car and drove me to the hospital and to say I'm now in labor giving birth to a baby so small was an understatement 15 hrs until my baby was born. March 2 Daniel Eric Black was born. He was beautiful and Jacob and I took a picture of Daniel and I.
Gia: You're changing diapers for the next 6 months
Jacob: By that time there will be another Daniel
Gia: Keep dreaming it will take me ages to get my body back
Embry: By ages you mean 2 weeks
Gia: I mean 6 months
Jacob: 6 months without sex
Gia: Its normally a few weeks for a witch but if you dont want to have sex for 6 months i mean
Jacob: No not at all I can do a few weeks....Months is torture
Leah: Awe he's so cute he's going to be so spoiled
Jacob: Breaking hearts left and right
Gia: No my son is going to be a good little boy
Paul: With you two as his parents everyday he'll get grounded.... You two get into a lot of trouble and you're right he will be breaking hearts. He'll be a flirt all the time just like his parents. I pray for the next generation to not have another Jacob and Gia