(Fuck you denai 🖕🏾 so I just noticed that I switched the way talking and thinking like half way through this I think well thoughts are '' and speaking is "" I'm if you get confused )
I walk up to dipper and fist bump him and walk inside the rest follow lee said 'good call,inviting this little maniac' 'your new name is Dr. funtimes'.
everyone gives a response to dipper as they walk past 'do you guys really think it's haunted' ' maybe I mean you never know' ' nah' Thompson are you kidding me' we all start to check out the place it was me ,Wendy, dipper, and Robbie the others went there own way.
'Oh man it's even creepier then I imagined' Mabel wipes her finger on the change slot and licks it 'yep it's dust' ' hey Mabel let's not lick any thing else while we're here ok' I said 'ok' she then walks off some where else 'guys check it out do you think they still work' Wendy said pointing to a light switch she flips all of then and the store comes to life 'so what do we do now' ' what ever we want Lil bro whatever we want' we then have a food fight (I honestly don't know what they are throwing) lee and Nate are hitting each other with old cat food we all drank pit cola
Wendy, dipper, and I are sitting on top of a shelf eating ice cream Nate yells to Thompson ' hey come here we go it ready' ' whatever it is I'll do it' Wendy laughs ' Thompson' 'y/n dipper this this night is legendary' 'really' 'yea what he said' 'just look around the guys are bonding' Nate and Robbie are putting ice in Thompson's pants 'I've never even seen tambry look up from her phone this long' she looks and at me "i don't like the way she looks at me" 'and your sister seems to be going nuts with that smile dip
'you know dipper. I wasn't sure if you could hang with our crew at first, but your surprisingly mature for you age' 'yes yes I am' "lies all fake" 'hey guys we need more ice' ' I'm on it' dipper runs to go get more ice dipper opens the door and grabs the ice and looks up to a cooler monster staring at him he screams everyone but Mabel comes to see what is wrong ' I heard a lady scream' 'you freaking out kid' ' don't call him kid' but yea are you ok dip' I said he looks Nervous then distracts everyone but me to dance pants revolution ' you sure you are ok' he said yea and told me not to worry so I go join the others but keep a eye on him
Robbie calls us over to the front counter behind the counter is the chalk out lines of the dead owners " whoa then the rumors are true " " dude dare you to lie down in it " "good idea ( Nate elbows lee )go lie down in it " "haha I'm a dead body look" lee said as he walks over to the chalk lines just as he is about to step on the chalk outline dipper yells " wait maybe let's not do that" " you know that sound like a good idea" "these guys are scared" "never scared" ( please someone get this reference)" all I'm saying is why tempt the fates I mean what if this place really is ....haunted" " makes sense to me I agree with dipper on this one"
Everyone boos dipper and I " just take it down a notch captain buzzkills" " I will literally give you real black eyeshadow" Robbie backs away from me a little " but I thought I was Dr. Funtimes" " well you're like-" "what did I say" I say as I step closer to him but every still agrees even Wendy I pat dipper on the back as he looks down then Tambry said " status update trapped in store with insane 9 year old" " I'm not a 9 year old 1m 13 technically a teen" dipper said as he lays down in the chalk outline
The chalk outline stars to glow and everything around us starts to freak out " well now we have to fight ghost thanks for the Peer pressure Tambry " she then disappears " don't feel bad" dipper then picks up her phone "status update ahhhhhh" she then appears on the tv she runs toward the screen and bangs on it every one screams
"Tambry " "can you hear us" "what are we supposed to do " " not die" " i don't know man I don't know " let's just go already" "and leave Tambry no" "Thompson " "wait I almost got the high score" " ok I'm fine with leaving him" then Thomson disappears " I'm still not sorry" he then is gets trapped in the dance game while the arrows hit him " Thompson! " " forget him let's go" " only time I will ever agree with you Robbie " the doors then shut and lock "what the guys it's locked " "out of my way" Robbie picks up the register and throws it at the door and it disappears before it hits the door "everyone wait whatever is doing this has to have some kind of reason " dipper said as he pulls out the Journal " maybe if we could just figure out what it is then they'll let us out" Robbie the come back " ooh they'll let us out of here yeah that makes a lot of sense" "i don't know guys maybe he s got a point" " yeah how but you listen for once" " yeah right I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about it's feelings" then Lee disappears " yeah that one was kinda his fault" Wendy then hit my arm he then appeared on a cereal box and gets stab by a spoon " lee! Okay okay I'm with you kid one hundred percent man
Mabel then floats up speaking in a way dipper voice " welcome" "no the got Mabel" " no not Mabel take me " " welcome to your graves young trespassers" she then evil laughs " we're super sorry for hanging out in your store" " yeah can we just go now and leave forever" "well .. okay you're free to go " ' yeah she's lying' the doors then open "but before you leave hotdogs are now half off I know it might be crazy but you gotta try these dogs"
Robbie and Nate both then scream and run for the door only for it to close in their faces " just kidding about the hot dog sale" lee then tries to get to Mabel but Robbie is holding him back "just let us out of here already" " i don't like your tone" then then turn in to a hot dog
" it begins"
gravity is then reversed putting us on the ceiling " welcome to you home for all eternity" "guys what do we do " Wendy said I then move her out the way of a fling ICIC Machine "quick in there" we then run to a old soda machine cabinet Wendy then puts her self in the crook on me neck shaking on instinct I wrap my arms around her trying to calm her down " what do they want from us" "yo chill it's ok I don't know what they want but dipper and I got it right" " yea I think they might want revenge" Wendy comes out the crook of my neck and looks at dipper " what did we do wrong" " ok let's try to figure out the pattern here why was each person taken" " umm Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, lee was being sarcastic but that's just teen stuff wait they don't like teenagers!" "Of course stay here until I get back" " you sure that's a good idea" " yes trust me" " of course I trust just be safe"
Dipper that leaves the cabinet " dude what are you doing" "yo Wendy don't worry he's got it" then makes it to Mabel " hey ghost" he turns around to look at him and makes him float " got something to tell you" ' come on dip you got this' " I'm not a teenager!" Everything stop after he said that the ghost stops possessing Mable but still holds on to her to show to a man and a woman " well.. why didn't you say so" the man drops Mabel in a pile of stuff " how old did you say you were" "I'm... dipper then looks over to Wendy and me I nod at him I'm 12 technically not a teen" " when we were alive teenagers were a scourge on our store" "always sassafrassin customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants so we decided to up and ban them but they retaliated with this newfangled rap music"
"The lyrics were so ..... hateful" " it was so shocking we were stricken down with double heart attacks that's why we hate teenagers so much don't we honey" "but they're my friends isn't there anything I can do to help them" "there is one thing do you know any funny little dances" " uh is there anything else i can do" " NO!" The man yells as fire surrounds him and he grows bigger"Okay okay okay uh well I do know ..... the lamby lamby dance but uh but I can't really do it without a lamb costume then ghost snaps his and dipper and I are wearing lamb costumes " wait wait I did not agree to This why do I have to do it too" the ghost then grow bigger " because I said so!" " aww man" I walk next to dipper " ok let's get the over with"
" that was some fine girly dancing boys your friends are free" " well I don't think you'll have to worry about us back so" " like at all" ' if I had then chance I'd burn this bitch dowwn' the door open and gravity goes back to normal and the ghost disappear we all hit the ground dipper and I then go check on Mabel " I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again"dipper picks up a flavor pop packet "hey there's still some left" Mabel then slaps it out of his hand "evil!" I chuckle as I watch them " what ... what happened after everything went crazy" "you are not going to believe it the ghosts appeared and dipper and y/n had to ..." she looks over at us dipper just looks embarrassed and cross my arm and look away from her " and umm dipper grabbed a bat And y/n a pole and started beating ghosts down left and right and then the ghost got all scared and ran away like a couple of little girls it was insane" she looks back at us dipper smiles and does their throw away they key thing I smile and nod at her we then all leave and get back in the van " well I'm probably scarred for life" " i know I am I'm erasing this day from my memory" " yeah that was pretty crazy" "think I'm going to go stare at a wall and rethink everything hey next time we hang out let's stay at the mystery shack okay" "definitely" " next time? Yeah let's hang out at the shack at shack" we climb back in the van just as Mabel dipper are dropped off Stan throws the tv of the window " uhh couldn't find the remote" 'is that the duches approves'
Ok so like I'm back but I'm not I'm back to this app for like reading and stuff it not to make more I'm sorry I know how much y'all like this book I just don't have the motivation to write any more
(I don't know why I like this so much)